America has forsaken her first love. She has finally, and fully, given herself over to a licentious Lothario with whom she has increasingly flirted since her youth. He is sin – and, notwithstanding full knowledge of who he is and what he intends, with him she has lain. America has tasted the poisonous fruits of lust, pride, passion, and envy – sloth, frivolity, iniquity and entitlement. She has tasted of their sweet deception and found it irresistible. She has danced in the streets, intoxicated by the very poison that will be her undoing. America has rebelled against God. She has shaken her fist at Him and arrogantly cried, 'We don’t need you. We don’t want you. We know better than you. Now go away.' And so He’s going away. We have exalted a party that seeks to – and in many was ways has already done so – enshrine into law the celebration of sexual deviancy and mock marriage. The rain is descending. The floods have come and the winds beat down on our great nation.
Matt Barber, Joe. My. God. 55 Comments
[11/16/2012 4:07:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 50
Submitted By: Aspergus
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I applaud your poetic skill but deplore your logic.
Call me when they're taking the firstborn sons, okay?
11/21/2012 6:30:58 AM
Actually, America has broken up with the abusive boyfriend who regularly ignored her needs and wants except when he was stealing from her or calling her friends and family horrible names and cutting her down in front of his.
When he came demanding she take him back, she told him to go pound sand.
11/21/2012 7:18:24 AM
America was born, from the very beginning, as a secular nation. First ammendment anybody?
11/22/2012 11:11:35 AM
If the want and need parts were reversed, I'd say subtle poe. Still a possibility, though.
12/17/2012 4:23:37 AM
No way. Barber is a professional gay-basher. He's one of the big names in the anti-marriage equality/save the DOMA movement. The histrionics, the lies and the vaguely erotic imagery, they're all the real deal.
12/26/2012 11:20:51 AM
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