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Anyone that thinks a marriage is defined by another man having anal sex with another man, or a woman strapping on a dildo and having sex with another woman.......well they ain’t playing with a full deck.

No sane society votes for this garbage. Any state that has citizens with an ounce of morality and decency votes AGAINST this degenerate, immoral crap. North Carolina is a prime example. When sodomite “marriage” is passed in any Southern state the fags will have reason to rejoice. It ain’t gonna happen.

NKP_Vet, Free Republic 64 Comments [11/16/2012 4:46:44 AM]
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Indicible

The problem is, in all that, there is not a single sound reason to be opposed to marriage for homosexual couples.

Morality, decency? Pretty flimsy reasons, considering they change.

So, as long as those guys don't come up with any reasonable argument, they will have to resort to fear-mongering.

11/16/2012 4:59:16 AM

UHM

"No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear. " - Edmund Burke, founding father of modern conservatism.

11/16/2012 5:11:36 AM

MarylandBear

Anyone that thinks a marriage is defined by another man having anal sex with another man, or a woman strapping on a dildo and having sex with another woman.......

No, I don't think that defines marriage.

I think marriage is defined by two people who love each other enough to make a formal commitment.

11/16/2012 5:13:56 AM

Reynardine

Hate to quote Oliver Mellors again, but if folks would do their own fucking, they wouldn't talk a lot of clatfart about other people's.

11/16/2012 5:19:49 AM

Frostythesnowman

I must say that when I was married in a civil ceremony in the uk (ie no religion involved), neither my wife nor I were ever required to declare anything about the finer details of our penetrative options, nor were we asked to provide any details of any additional equipment we were likely to employ.

I think that you may be wrong about this.

11/16/2012 5:20:16 AM



First, that's a very limit idea of what homosexuals get up to... and shows that KKP_Vet thinks sex involves sticking a dick into something.

Second, if sex is what doesn't define marriage, then the whole argument that Gays can't reproduce is a non-starter...

11/16/2012 5:23:44 AM

Whitleylad

@ Frostythesnowman

I agree when my wife and I got married in a civil ceremony, I seem to have forgotten the bit about us announcing our sexual preferences to the registrar.

11/16/2012 5:25:16 AM

LDM

Only you fundie idiots think marriage is only about sex. The sane world understands that it's about building a whole life together.


11/16/2012 5:25:20 AM

SpukiKitty

"When sodomite “marriage” is passed in any Southern state the fags will have reason to rejoice."


"Yea! I'm rejoicing!"

11/16/2012 5:37:09 AM

fishtank

Hint: Marriage nowadays isn't all about sex.

There's lotsa sex without or outside of marriage.

11/16/2012 5:38:46 AM

Kuno

I hate to break it to you, but gay sex is already legal.

11/16/2012 5:44:36 AM

anti-nonsense

Marriage is not defined by sex at all. Marriage is a social and legal contract between two people who care for each other and wish to spend their lives together. That is all. Any consensual activities that go on between them in private are their business alone.

11/16/2012 5:48:08 AM

ausador

We don't expect you inbred idiots* to vote for same-sex marriage laws in the Southern states. We expect the Supreme Court to rule that it is a civil rights violation for you to deny marriage equality to Gays and force you to change your laws.

*(disclaimer I was born and continue to live in the south myself)

11/16/2012 6:05:57 AM

dionysus

Anyone that thinks a marriage is defined by another man having anal sex with another man, or a woman strapping on a dildo and having sex with another woman

No, that's called sex. Marriage is a contract between two adults to share responsibilities and resources. Sex=/=marriage.

11/16/2012 6:43:28 AM

Doubting Thomas

Anyone that thinks a marriage is defined by another man having anal sex with another man, or a woman strapping on a dildo and having sex with another woman

That's not the definition of marriage, that's the definition of gay sex.

I think it's telling that you equate marriage with sex.*

When sodomite “marriage” is passed in any Southern state the fags will have reason to rejoice. It ain’t gonna happen.

It will happen when the Supreme Court finally rules that bans on gay marriage are unconstitutional. But of course the South will refuse to accept it even though they have to, and gay people will continue to be treated with the same hatred & discrimination that blacks have been subjected to.


*Especially when those of us who have been married for a while know not to expect sex. :)

11/16/2012 6:43:34 AM

Mister Spak

Anyone who thinks there's a giant man with a long white beard who lives on clouds.....well they ain't playing with a full deck.

11/16/2012 6:45:47 AM

Filin De Blanc

So marriage is all about sex to you? Your wife must be getting pretty fed up of you if that's the case.

11/16/2012 7:22:34 AM

Swede

Marriage is a legal contract, about mutual economy and inheritance. It has nothing (or very little) to do with sex. Many sane societies have already voted for "this garbage", and nothing bad has happened to any of us, to date.

If lesbians were interested in dildos, they wouldn't be lesbians, stupid. You must have watched too much Special movies, dearie.

11/16/2012 7:22:35 AM

D Laurier

And since nobody defines "marriage" as either of those things.... Your point is moot.
Just like nobody defines "marriage" as a woman sucking on a man's penis... or a man licking a woman's clitoris.
None of these things are "marriage". They are SEXUAL ACTIVITYS you fucking moron.

11/16/2012 7:24:37 AM

Horsefeathers

"No sane society votes for this garbage. Any state that has citizens with an ounce of morality and decency votes AGAINST this degenerate, immoral crap."

Please explain, in as succinct a manner as possible and without invoking unsubstantiated entities (i.e., gods), what makes such things "degenerate, immoral crap".

If your answer contains unsubstantiated, unsupported, outlandish, or just factually wrong claims, or your answer boils down to "I think it's icky" then you're a fucking moron and you need to sit down and shut up.

"North Carolina is a prime example. When sodomite 'marriage' is passed in any Southern state the fags will have reason to rejoice. It ain’t gonna happen."

I'm pretty sure your Southern States said something similar about slavery being banned, about losing the Civil War, and about interracial marriage.

You guys are wrong more often than not about these things, just so you know.

11/16/2012 7:35:29 AM

Pilotess

I think it's icky does not count as an argument against gay marriage. I think eating meat is icky and still I let everybody who wants to eat it!

11/16/2012 7:49:21 AM

Sharon Young

Morality is defined by social codes. But above these social codes is the universal right to love. Marriage is a civil, pragmatic and spiritual notion, but in this case the spiritual notion is directly tied to MarylandBear's statement – that marriage is a formal commitment (at the civil and pragmatic levels) but may stem from the spiritual (for lack of a better word) aspect – love. And this transcends all laws as it is universal. However, social order needs to be upheld, and in my opinion NKP_Vet's statement appears to be going against it.

11/16/2012 8:39:28 AM

JSS

Nice. I like insulting and screaming at strawmen as well. All in the name of Christian love! Stay classy vet.

11/16/2012 8:45:34 AM

Dr. Razark

"Anyone that thinks a marriage is defined by another man having anal sex with another man, or a woman strapping on a dildo and having sex with another woman.......well they ain’t playing with a full deck."

I agree with this. Marriage is defined by an agreement between two consenting adults, not by what those two consenting adults do that's none of your business. The rest of your statement is crap.

11/16/2012 8:53:42 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Anyone that thinks integration is defined by a black person having equal rights with a white person, or a white woman having sex with a black man.......well they ain’t playing with a full deck.

No sane society allows for this garbage. Any state that has citizens with an ounce of morality and decency is FOR this degenerate, immoral crap. North Carolina is a prime example. When 'equal ruights is alloweded in any Southern state the nigger-lovers will have reason to rejoice. A black man in the White House? It ain’t gonna happen."

NKPVet's father, speaking on 16th November 1952

'No sane society votes for this garbage' you say...?:



That was in 2001. I wonder why Holland hasn't suffered any natural disasters, nor any 9/11 equivalents; and there was no gay marriage allowed in the US before that day in New York...!

11/16/2012 9:05:19 AM
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