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Anyone that thinks a marriage is defined by another man having anal sex with another man, or a woman strapping on a dildo and having sex with another woman.......well they ain’t playing with a full deck.

No sane society votes for this garbage. Any state that has citizens with an ounce of morality and decency votes AGAINST this degenerate, immoral crap. North Carolina is a prime example. When sodomite “marriage” is passed in any Southern state the fags will have reason to rejoice. It ain’t gonna happen.

NKP_Vet, Free Republic 65 Comments [11/16/2012 4:46:44 AM]
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Thinking Allowed

They said that in a lot of states back in 2008. Now that 4 more states have approved of same sex marriage, North Carolina will eventually do the same.

11/16/2012 9:18:34 AM

Splinge

Wait marriage is defined by sex? I always heard no sex was the basis of marriage.

11/16/2012 9:23:25 AM

J. James

"Anyone that thinks a marriage is defined by another man having anal sex with another man, or a woman strapping on a dildo and having sex with another woman.......well they ain’t playing with a full deck."

Anyone who thinks that voting against marriage will stop any of this from happening with extreme frequency ain't playing with a full deck.

11/16/2012 9:54:19 AM

Seeker Lancer

Marriage isn't defined by a man shoving his dick into a vagina either as far as the law is concerned it's a legal status between two consenting adults.

11/16/2012 10:13:10 AM

Wehpudicabok

The problem is that you think about marriage solely in terms of sex.

11/16/2012 11:30:33 AM

He Who Doubts

Anyone that thinks a marriage is defined by sexual penetration.......well they ain’t playing with a full deck. If they were more sane, they'd understand a marriage's definition is more inclusive than that.

Fixed.

11/16/2012 11:48:09 AM

KittyKaboom

So you think marriage is only about sex?

Let's see if you feel that way after you've been married for awhile.

Of course, if I were married to someone like you I might choose the 'chick with a strap-on' option too. Perhaps your wife already has...I'm sure her sex life has improved dramatically.

11/16/2012 12:13:02 PM

Osiris

Obviously same-sex marriage isn't about same-sex, sex, because gay people are having sex outside of marriage anyway. To them marriage is defined as a lifelong commitment to be with the person you love until death do you part. I can see why you would have trouble understanding that because within your fundamentalist Christian bubble marriage is just a permission slip from the Church saying you can now have sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation. No wonder you guys have such massive divorce rates, you base your marriages on the fleeting biological desire to fuck instead of love.

11/16/2012 1:12:30 PM



Why are we godless heathens the only ones who think of marriage and sex as two different things?

You ask some married couples, the two are almost mutually exclusive even.

11/16/2012 1:13:44 PM

Sasha

Something tells me that NKP_Vet is single...and will remain so.

11/16/2012 2:18:09 PM

Old Viking

I'm going to have to re-read our marriage license. I spend a lot of time hauling trash to the curb.

11/16/2012 2:45:47 PM

vaiyt

"Anyone that thinks a marriage is defined by another man having anal sex with another man, or a woman strapping on a dildo and having sex with another woman......."

That's what marriage comes down to for these people. Sex and nothing else. Minds down the gutter, and they complain about the immorality of others. Tsk, tsk.

11/16/2012 3:01:00 PM

deadbolt

So let me get this straight, southern red states; it's not ok for homosexuals to be married, but it's perfectly ok to marry your first cousin? How is that supposed to be logical in any way?

11/16/2012 3:10:26 PM

Nowonmai

The definition of marriage is two consenting adults, who love each other, choosing to make that commitment official.

11/16/2012 4:01:35 PM

Blarghonius

By "morality" you really mean "bigotry".

11/16/2012 4:01:57 PM

Adrian

@KittyKaboom

"Of course, if I were married to someone like you I might choose the 'chick with a strap-on' option too. Perhaps your wife already has...I'm sure her sex life has improved dramatically."

Call it a hunch, but I suspect that the Freeper is single. Of course, if I'm wrong they'd both benefit from her using the strap-on option. On him. He'd be a lot more mellow after :P

11/16/2012 4:06:38 PM

Alencon

To be honest with you, I NEVER expect a southern state to ever approve gay marriage on its own. But, the day will come when the SCOTUS will slam it down your throats. I can just imagine the howls of indignation on that day.

They'll probably be almost as loud as the howls of indignation following Brown v. Topeka Board of Education.

I've been fighting you fucking retards my entire life and I'm not done yet.

11/16/2012 4:33:55 PM

Steven Mading

Anyone that thinks that marriage is defined by a man having sex with a woman in the traditional missionary position is ALSO not playing with a full deck.

Marriage isn't defined as simply "having sex". If it was then there'd be no such thing as adultery, because you'd be married to someone the moment you had sex with them.

11/16/2012 4:44:37 PM

I am the one who knocks.

It always amazes me how these supposed homophobes seem to be obsessed with the mechanics of gay sex more than most gay people. Just come out of the closet already.

11/16/2012 5:28:11 PM

tracer

So oral is okay, then?

11/16/2012 5:44:03 PM



Not all woman-woman sex involves a strap-on.
Not all gay male sex involves anal.
Not all hetero-sex involves vaginal penetration with a penis.

Why shouldn't gay people (men and women) suffer through marriage like the rest of us ?


11/16/2012 6:49:19 PM

Rob aka Mediancat

Maryland is below the Mason Dixon line,

Let the rejoicing begin.

11/16/2012 7:50:07 PM

Kevin Klawitter

@Thinking Allowed

I'm assuming you're counting Minnesota among those four, but that's not necessarily true.

Yes, we curb-stomped the Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, but that's only the first step. Statutory law in the state already defines marriage as strictly between a man and a woman, so we have to take care of that before you can say that Minnesota fully "approves" of Same-Sex marriage.

The Amendment was a political stunt designed to get more people to vote, and it backfired spectacularly: both it and the voter i.d. amendment failed, the Dems retook the both the state House and Senate, and even Michelle Bachmann only held on to her own House seat by the skin of her teeth.

All causes for celebration, yes, but there is still a lot of hard work to be done.

11/16/2012 9:29:09 PM

Elia

Some of you jerks think that women marrying the men who rape them is a good idea. Who's the one who thinks sex is the ultimate determinant of marriage arrangements?

11/16/2012 10:07:01 PM

Martine R

So... You think marriage is defined by sex? That says a lot about you.

11/17/2012 1:05:14 AM
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