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Satans evil plan..

Now, in this new age of high-tech and science,
That my plan has unfolded to blacken their conscience,
I'll go one step further and ravage their souls
With the filthiest garbage the world's ever known.

The Web will destroy their last vestige of hope
That my sickness of evil won't cause them to grope
In the darkness of Hell that I'll flood the earth with;
While they sink in the sewer of my vast abyss.

Perversion will flourish, depravity abound;
As the Christians go on — with hardly a sound.
Some will wink at the sin, and some try to stop it;
Others will crave it, consume it, and secretly fall
as God watches on, and I laugh at them all.

Timmothy, Christian Forums 23 Comments [1/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Jeremy PC

Some christians are truly fucked in the head. Plagiarism doesn't concern him either, what a prick.

1/17/2006 2:15:37 AM

CousinTed the Beatnik

Hey man, you're tickling the ivorys of your keyboard to lay out those not-too-hep beats, ya dig? That whole thing's weak man, real weak.

1/17/2006 2:39:35 AM

Jennifer Juniper

Worst. Shit. Ever. Anywhere. Period. Ever. ...Ever.

1/17/2006 5:59:35 AM

Jennifer Juniper

...Ev ...er.

1/17/2006 6:00:30 AM

Phil

Science and conscience may look similar, but they do not rhyme.

1/17/2006 6:29:32 AM

Tiny Bulcher

>As the Christians go on — with hardly a sound<

Oh, man. If only.

1/17/2006 7:07:50 AM

Polymerase

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasps for breath*

No, seriously, I think that's the best thing I've ever seen. :D

1/17/2006 8:51:31 AM

ssdexecutor

If Timmothy's such a good Christian, how does he have access to Satan's personal poetry?

1/17/2006 9:51:42 AM

Tenka

Was that fucking supposed to rhyme and flow like poetic verse?

F-

If you are going to copy something, copy something that doesn't suck.

But seriously, christian fundies are so predictable and pathetic. Proclaiming each new innovation to be the devils work and a sign of END TIMES.

Go live in a cave with your fear and dysentery and await the falling sky out of sight.

(Jeremy) it isn't plagarism since they actually ask people to distribute that slop ...did you read it? it just keeps fucking going...

1/17/2006 12:10:19 PM

Aelfstan

Don't you just wish people like this would do a St. Simeon Stylites?

1/17/2006 1:18:12 PM

Kungfu Kleg

\"Others will crave it, consume it, and secretly fall
as God watches on, and I laugh at them all.\"

Now that's a Christian attitude right there!

1/17/2006 2:26:25 PM

Storme

Its not there anymore! Have to admit, it made a refreshing change from the racism and creationist nonsense that fundies have been espousing lately.

1/17/2006 6:43:50 PM

TDR

if you will excuse the presumption, I will counter this (choke) poem with one of my own. It's called \"Another Armageddon.\"

End of Days?
Great.
If you bump into Jesus
tell him I didn't vote for him.

TDR

1/17/2006 8:38:27 PM

Dragon

It'd not that bad until the last part. I mean... the \"aabb\" rhyme scheme works until it's \"aabcc\", which sorta throws it off.

1/17/2006 8:47:04 PM

Julian

\"The Web will destroy their last vestige of hope\"

WTF.

Ummmm - anyone remember the Sideshow Bob nuclear Bomb episode....

\"Yes I am aware of the terribly irony of having to appear on television in order to decry it\"


1/18/2006 2:27:35 AM

Jeremy PC

Tenka: \"(Jeremy) it isn't plagarism since they actually ask people to distribute that slop ...did you read it? \" Yeah, but it was so pathetic I didn't look at it too long. I think proper referencing of sources should be done as a matter of course.

1/18/2006 2:56:39 AM

Darth Wang

If the internet is so evil, then get off it and stop polluting it with your crappy poetry.

1/20/2006 5:53:36 PM

Man Called True

...and I heard him exclaim, as he rode out of sight,
\"Shitty Christmas to all, and to all a poor night!\"

11/14/2006 6:06:59 PM

Random Guy

So the Internet is the work of the Devil, eh?

And you posted this on... the Internet. Shouldn't you be asking for forgiveness now?

11/15/2006 3:26:33 AM

Michael

Scan -- check. Rhyme -- check. Content -- checkmate. Almost brilliant, Timmothy. Work another forty years and you could be the next Ben Burroughs.

http://www.missioncreep.com/tiLT/burroughs.html

11/15/2006 7:56:47 AM

Prager

The irony of little Timmy ranting against the evils of technology while typing on a computer keyboard and submitting a post on the internet is just about too much for my irony metre (and are no doubt lost on him). The guy at the repair shop now refers to me and my irony metre as his 'retirement plan'.

11/15/2006 10:24:29 AM

Crimson Lizard

I preferred their unconscious attempts at free verse. When fundies actually try to write poetry, it sucks. That's the trouble with considering the arts nothing more than vehicles for evangelism.

5/24/2012 11:26:04 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Phil
Science and conscience may look similar, but they do not rhyme.

Wouldn't it depend on how you pronounce them? Timmy may not know.

I'll go one step further and ravage their souls
With the filthiest garbage the world's ever known.


My soul is ravaged with this garbage.

5/24/2012 11:52:26 AM
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