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We had a very effective immigration policy for many decades. And then the wetbacks decided that the legal way was like ya know such a drag. They started crossing the borders without the tedious paperwork, and whined when anyone wagged a finger at them, and the libeRATs coddled their functionless, parasitic asses.

Step #1 to REAL "reform": remove all restrictions on the Border Patrol, and allow them to use deadly force on anyone who steps even one foot onto US soil;

Step #2: declare a bounty on the bastards, $1000 per dead beaner, no questions asked.

When the bodies start stacking up like cordwood on the border, it will send a message.

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 22 Comments [11/16/2012 4:55:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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UHM

And the rest of the world will make embargos it will make your head spin.

11/16/2012 5:24:39 AM

Reynardine

How about a $1000 bounty on a dead murderous bigot?

11/16/2012 5:27:28 AM



"We had a very effective immigration policy for many decades."

Yep... you let anyone in without question...

11/16/2012 5:29:21 AM

fishtank

Enjoy having to pick your own fruit.

11/16/2012 5:48:50 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Way to start guerilla war, dude.

11/16/2012 5:59:13 AM

D Laurier

Doctor Doom is a frothing luntic who (fortunately) will never have political power.

11/16/2012 7:10:04 AM

Doubting Thomas

And the message will be "Americans are a bunch of blood-thirsty, xenophobic gun nuts."

My wife's extremely right-wing uncle, a professed Christian, thinks we need to set up Army snipers along the border and shoot anyone walking across the desert, and then leave the bodies lay where they fall as a warning to others. Such compassion.

11/16/2012 7:59:34 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

"And the message will be 'Americans are a bunch of blood-thirsty, xenophobic gun nuts.'"

And Doom would take that as a compliment.

11/16/2012 8:09:54 AM

Dr. Razark

"We had a very effective immigration policy for many decades."

Yeah:
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"


Perhaps we need to replace the Statue of Liberty (she is French, after all) with a statue of "Stay the Hell Out", and have a plaque with "When the bodies start stacking up like cordwood on the border, it will send a message." at the base.

11/16/2012 8:32:21 AM

Lizuka

I just wonder, this guy does realize that Victor Von Doom is not white nor is he American, right?

11/16/2012 8:38:20 AM

headshaker

Too bad illegal immigration has dropped to all-time lows.

11/16/2012 9:21:25 AM

vaiyt

Ha ha!

Your economy craves the cheap labor. The purpose of the laws is to keep the immigrants afraid and unable to stand up for themselves as they're exploited.

If you think for one second that strict immigration policies are made to keep Mexicans out, you're a sucker.

11/16/2012 2:41:23 PM

LDM

Yeah, because genocide has worked so well in the past.

11/16/2012 4:47:34 PM

Seeker Lancer

A message to the rest of the world to sanction the United States due to genocide.

11/16/2012 8:10:10 PM

Ebon

The message being that the USA has finally gone absolutely insane.

11/17/2012 7:37:03 AM

nazani14

Who's going to pay this high bounty? Wouldn't that be yet another big government handout, like farm subsidies?

11/17/2012 11:41:23 AM

Zits

The Mexican drug gangs are stacking up the bodies like cordwood on the border and everywhere else, it is sending a message.

Fixed That For Ya Asshole!

11/18/2012 1:10:48 AM

Metallic Space Dragon

Yeah, because we all know how well mercenaries worked in the second Iraq War, and removing all restrictions on the Border Patrol wouldn't attract blood-thirsty psychopaths such as yourself.

And let's face it: if so many of the rich people that support the Republican party didn't benefit from illegal immigration, they would have dealt with it in a more effective manner long ago. Of course, I don't expect a racist moron like yourself to realize how you're being played.

11/18/2012 7:47:25 AM

LadyJafaria

This is why I truly fear immigration reform won't happen. Because liberals think it means "actually improve immigration so more people have the chance to be legal residents and citizens" and conservatives think it means "deport everyone." And it'll only be "deport" if you find a sane one.

Saying that the legal way, which is IMPOSSIBLE for many poor people, who are the people who want to get into the U.S. in the first place, was considered merely "tedious" reminds me of the wingnut argument that women get abortions for "convenience." It's a massive trivialization of problems they have NO COMPREHENSION OF. They wouldn't PASS a citizenship exam and they whine about illegal immigration without having the first idea how many hoops a person has to jump through to even be a legal permanent resident, let alone a citizen.


11/18/2012 10:20:34 AM



I dunno about you, but I don't want to take advice from super villains.

11/19/2012 8:35:41 AM

Argle Bargle

And then watch large plantations cave in because there is no more cheap labor. I guess then Doomy would personally pick oranges all day for a meagre paycheck.

11/22/2012 3:38:02 AM

THAT ONE GUY

Really? Can this guy not get through an entire post without making a sub-Caruso pun?

11/29/2012 1:43:46 PM
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