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OK, odumbo won the stupid people contest, so I guess to be cool I’ll turn into a liberal. Here’s what I’ll do:
1. No longer consider myself racist–I only hate white people who disagree with me
2. Stop working and paying taxes
3. Expect white people who work, pay taxes, and have saved their entire lives to retire to give their money to me just because odumbo says so
4. Don’t expect beige or brown people who make millions of dollars to pay any extra taxes because they are special, i.e. not white
5. Give up all freedom, private property and personal liberty because odumbo is brown, and well, I owe it to him because of slavery
6. Hate voluntary military personnel who fight for America
7. Love barbaric, violent, ignorant islamic terrorists because maybe they’ll leave me alone if I do what they want me to
8. Encourage my daughter to have children out of wedlock to get free money from odumbo
9. Start committing crimes to show how unfair the system is
10. Last, but not least, hate America, the country that has helped more people around the globe than all other countries combined, because, uh, I don’t know

Marian, Moonbattery 16 Comments [11/17/2012 5:26:32 AM]
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Submitted By: UHM
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D Laurier

So you wont turn into a liberal, and you still wont be cool... but you will continue to be a self entitled, ignorant, redneck.

Who or what is "odumbo"



PS. America has done about as much for the world as either Poland or Denmark.

11/17/2012 6:18:17 AM

Leszek

Well the republican propaganda machine definatly works. At least on the weak minded.

11/17/2012 7:25:20 AM

Ebon

Liberalism doesn't work that way.

11/17/2012 7:34:05 AM

Deadly Vomit (née gaijinlaw)

Marian has got to know some real life liberals, right? How is the RWNM able to induce such cognitive dissonance in these people that they believe the fictions spun by LimbaughBeckCoulterHannityRove instead of the evidence of their own senses? This kind of reality warping is moving out of the territory of political propaganda and closer to the neighborhood of brainwashing.

11/17/2012 7:49:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

Liberalism: You're not doing it right.

11/17/2012 8:19:03 AM

dfmfundies

uh, I don’t know

That's the only thing you got right.

11/17/2012 8:46:43 AM

The Dude Abides

1.You've got it backwards- fundies are the ones who actually HATE people for disagreeing with them, regardless of colour
2.So liberalism wants everyone to stop working and paying taxes? I don't think you understand how the tax and spend structure works
3.liberalism wants everyone who works hard their entire lives to BE ABLE to save and retire! Not to mention have enough to live on and receive treatment when sick.
4.wtf? Where in the tax system does it say only whites should pay taxes?!?
5.We're the ones who don't believe in freedom? Let's see shall I- Gay marriage, freedom to choose abortion, religious freedom, the freedom to live wherever we want and the freedom to escape poverty- we're the ones opposed to all of that!
6.You mean like you guys do if said military personnel happen to be gay?
7.Islamic extremists have a lot more in common with you guys!
8.What was that about personal freedom again? And why can't you fundies tell the difference between allowing and encouraging?!
9.how the fuck does that even work?
10.Obama hates America so much that he's pulling it out recession.

11/17/2012 8:58:26 AM

gravematter

"6. Hate voluntary military personnel who fight for America"
Does America have a volunteer army? Or do you just mean vigilantes?
"10. Last, but not least, hate America, the country that has helped more people around the globe than all other countries combined, because, uh, I don’t know"
I won't deny that America has often been a force for good. However, it's equally often been the opposite. I'm not entirely sure that this comment would stand up to scrutiny.

11/17/2012 10:41:35 AM

Zagen30

@gravematter: The US military went all-volunteer in 1973. Men 18-25 have to register their information with a government agency in case the draft were ever brought back, but there's no way it gets re-implemented barring the start of WW III or an all-out alien invasion.

11/17/2012 12:35:11 PM

Hasan Prishtina

"10. Last, but not least, hate America,"

Marian, and all the others whose patriotism is conditional on the identity of the president, is already there with this one.

11/17/2012 2:11:17 PM

Mech610

"I'll turn into a liberal."

You keep saying that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

11/17/2012 2:11:19 PM

Leighton Buzzard

Stop working? I don't think you're going to enjoy this quite as much as you think, Marian.

11/17/2012 2:41:48 PM

mattiedef

Go to iran.

11/17/2012 6:53:58 PM

SpukiKitty

Odumbo, is he related to Columbo?

Oh, and one other thing....

You wouldn't know a Liberal if a Liberal hit you in the face with a fish!

Case closed!

11/17/2012 8:06:39 PM

Mike Litoris

uh, I don’t know

Yeah, we figured that out halfway through your first sentence.

11/17/2012 9:12:21 PM

derpity

It is at this point where the jokes officially write themselves.

11/19/2012 12:50:03 PM
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