OK, odumbo won the stupid people contest, so I guess to be cool I’ll turn into a liberal. Here’s what I’ll do:
1. No longer consider myself racist–I only hate white people who disagree with me
2. Stop working and paying taxes
3. Expect white people who work, pay taxes, and have saved their entire lives to retire to give their money to me just because odumbo says so
4. Don’t expect beige or brown people who make millions of dollars to pay any extra taxes because they are special, i.e. not white
5. Give up all freedom, private property and personal liberty because odumbo is brown, and well, I owe it to him because of slavery
6. Hate voluntary military personnel who fight for America
7. Love barbaric, violent, ignorant islamic terrorists because maybe they’ll leave me alone if I do what they want me to
8. Encourage my daughter to have children out of wedlock to get free money from odumbo
9. Start committing crimes to show how unfair the system is
10. Last, but not least, hate America, the country that has helped more people around the globe than all other countries combined, because, uh, I don’t know