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This is the best plan in quite awhile, we all need to write our senators and DEMAND that they do nothing to help this country. We have become impure, and must be clensed by any means necessary. No liberal should be safe anywhere, no money spent on them anywhere they declared this war on us by using contrails and HAARP to brainwash poll workers into distorting the vote so it looked like the lieberals won once again. Thank God for those who care enough about America and their fellow Americans that they rather see the country destroyed then to work with the forces of evil.

JamesPiekko1, World Net Daily 32 Comments [11/17/2012 7:46:17 AM]
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Doubting Thomas

Maybe you just need a new tinfoil hat. Because it looks like the crazy rays are penetrating your brain.

11/17/2012 8:07:34 AM

UHM

What's the good thing to do for America? Watch it burn while taking a shower!

11/17/2012 8:37:34 AM

dfmfundies

"We had to destroy the village in order to save it."

11/17/2012 8:43:43 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

"This is the best plan in quite awhile, we all need to write our senators and DEMAND that they do nothing to help this country."

...oh yeah, it's fucking foolproof.

11/17/2012 9:16:37 AM

sandchigger

And this is different than the Senate's plan since the 2010 midterm elections... how, exactly? Remember "making sure President Obama is not reelected is our number one priority"? Yeah, turns out that a majority of the American people can tell when your guys are dragging their feet in an attempt to drag us all down.

11/17/2012 9:35:35 AM

J. James

by using contrails and HAARP to brainwash poll workers into distorting the vote so it looked like the lieberals won once again.

How could they use something so scattershot as HAARP and contrails to brainwash only the poll workers? Wouldn't it be slightly more logical to brainwash all the voters, so that they actually do win legitimately and not even have to bother with something as messy as election fraud?

11/17/2012 10:09:37 AM



"they declared this war on us by using contrails and HAARP to brainwash poll workers"

What a stupid and idiotic thing to even suggest... bribing the officials is much more effective and less likely to be noticed.

Is this the best quality "detective work" we're up against? It's like they're just phoning it in now...

11/17/2012 11:15:09 AM

Papabear

James, land immediately! Your orbit has become unstable.

11/17/2012 11:43:09 AM

nazani14

Don't bother. The Senate continues to be mostly Dem. But don't worry, the Congress will continue to do nothing to help the US.

11/17/2012 11:44:46 AM

vaiyt

Screw that tinfoil hat on tight.

11/17/2012 12:28:39 PM

Hasan Prishtina

"This is the best plan in quite awhile, we all need to write our senators and DEMAND that they do nothing to help this country."

Hmmm..."I did nothing to help this country"... That'll look good in the senators' commercials when they try to get re-elected.

11/17/2012 2:01:25 PM

Meeeh

Contrails? Lol wut?

Damn, these conspiracy nuts confuse the heck out of me, can someone explain what place contrails have here?

11/17/2012 5:39:53 PM

Darwin

Forget the tin foil hat, this guy needs lead foil.

11/17/2012 8:02:08 PM

Hugh G. Rection

No liberal should be safe anywhere

Please bring it, you fucking pussy.

11/17/2012 9:21:07 PM

Zits


11/17/2012 11:01:25 PM

Catgirl_Fetish

How in Celestia's name do you brainwash people with something that monitors the weather?!

11/18/2012 1:27:41 AM

Catgirl_Fetish

Sorry, I was thinking of something else. What I should have asked is: "How in Celestia's name do you brainwash specific people all over the country with something like HAARP?"

11/18/2012 4:20:49 AM

Pule Thamex

More dispatches from the front line with news of the frantic skirmishes between the forces of moderation and the armies of the insane.

11/18/2012 3:48:28 PM

ScrappyB

@ Meeeh

You know those long plumes of water vapor jets sometimes leave on days when there's no wind? The nutsos think the government/Illuminati/UN/evilorganizationofchoice is exposing the populace by putting drugs/poisons/diseases/whatever in the jet exhaust.

11/18/2012 5:23:00 PM

zipperback

Wasn't HAARP controlling the weather just a few months ago? How many settings does this thing have?

Conspiracy theorists use HAARP like Doctor Who writers use sonic screwdrivers.

11/18/2012 7:15:28 PM

AbsurdONE

I thought that working with "the forces of evil" was in and of itself America's destruction. It's not destroyed enough, I suppose. Maybe it needs to be even more destroyed, lest it rise again like a zombie.

But what's this about forces of evil, though? Is there some evil organization that sits around an evil conference table, plotting evil things for evil's own sake? What does that accomplish?

@J.James
See, if it's limited to voter fraud, then no-one will bat an eye at the brainwashing that caused it, amirite?

Of course, I'm forced to wonder why HAARP won't just brainwash the Senators into acting against their constituencies' will, if it can be so precise as to brainwash poll workers. And in such a case, why make such a big deal about Obama winning when HAARP could've molded Romney, Johnson, or Stein into doing its bidding anyway.

Oh... Wait! That's probably the point where these conspiracy nuts would claim the HAARP is a spiritual weapon powered by Satan, and that any proper Christian would be able to resist the onslaught of evilness. But then, isn't Romney a Mormon, which isn't a proper Christian in these people's eyes?

I guess it all falls apart, no matter how convoluted the reasoning gets.

11/19/2012 12:13:59 AM

pete

Step 1. Strap JamesPiekko to floor of padded cell.

Step 2. Pump JamesPiekko full of psychotropic drugs.

Step 3. Everybody goes on with life just a little bit safer and happier.

11/19/2012 4:43:30 AM

Seeker Lancer

To which the Senators respond: "Cool, that's what we were already doing anyway."

I can't believe people are still believing in the chemtrail and HAARP conspiracies.

11/19/2012 6:29:18 AM

Anon

Why does HAARP get so many crackpots fixated on it? I realized "exciting wavemodes in the ionosphere" is perhaps hard to explain to non-scientists, but everything that gets done there is unclassified and described on the web.

11/19/2012 11:07:18 AM



Did someone forget their tinfoil?

11/19/2012 11:13:19 AM
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