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#1470772
Doubting Thomas
Maybe you just need a new tinfoil hat. Because it looks like the crazy rays are penetrating your brain.
11/17/2012 8:07:34 AM
#1470799
UHM
What's the good thing to do for America? Watch it burn while taking a shower!
11/17/2012 8:37:34 AM
#1470809
dfmfundies
"We had to destroy the village in order to save it."
11/17/2012 8:43:43 AM
#1470830
Rabbit of Caerbannog
"This is the best plan in quite awhile, we all need to write our senators and DEMAND that they do nothing to help this country."
...oh yeah, it's fucking foolproof.
11/17/2012 9:16:37 AM
#1470840
sandchigger
And this is different than the Senate's plan since the 2010 midterm elections... how, exactly? Remember "making sure President Obama is not reelected is our number one priority"? Yeah, turns out that a majority of the American people can tell when your guys are dragging their feet in an attempt to drag us all down.
11/17/2012 9:35:35 AM
#1470859
J. James
by using contrails and HAARP to brainwash poll workers into distorting the vote so it looked like the lieberals won once again.
How could they use something so scattershot as HAARP and contrails to brainwash only the poll workers? Wouldn't it be slightly more logical to brainwash all the voters, so that they actually do win legitimately and not even have to bother with something as messy as election fraud?
11/17/2012 10:09:37 AM
#1470891
"they declared this war on us by using contrails and HAARP to brainwash poll workers"
What a stupid and idiotic thing to even suggest... bribing the officials is much more effective and less likely to be noticed.
Is this the best quality "detective work" we're up against? It's like they're just phoning it in now...
11/17/2012 11:15:09 AM
#1470909
Papabear
James, land immediately! Your orbit has become unstable.
11/17/2012 11:43:09 AM
#1470911
nazani14
Don't bother. The Senate continues to be mostly Dem. But don't worry, the Congress will continue to do nothing to help the US.
11/17/2012 11:44:46 AM
#1470930
vaiyt
Screw that tinfoil hat on tight.
11/17/2012 12:28:39 PM
#1470955
Hasan Prishtina
"This is the best plan in quite awhile, we all need to write our senators and DEMAND that they do nothing to help this country."
Hmmm..."I did nothing to help this country"... That'll look good in the senators' commercials when they try to get re-elected.
11/17/2012 2:01:25 PM
#1471008
Meeeh
Contrails? Lol wut?
Damn, these conspiracy nuts confuse the heck out of me, can someone explain what place contrails have here?
11/17/2012 5:39:53 PM
#1471038
Darwin
Forget the tin foil hat, this guy needs lead foil.
11/17/2012 8:02:08 PM
#1471052
Hugh G. Rection
No liberal should be safe anywhere
Please bring it, you fucking pussy.
11/17/2012 9:21:07 PM
#1471064
Zits
11/17/2012 11:01:25 PM
#1471082
Catgirl_Fetish
How in Celestia's name do you brainwash people with something that monitors the weather?!
11/18/2012 1:27:41 AM
#1471094
Catgirl_Fetish
Sorry, I was thinking of something else. What I should have asked is: "How in Celestia's name do you brainwash specific people all over the country with something like HAARP?"
11/18/2012 4:20:49 AM
#1471385
Pule Thamex
More dispatches from the front line with news of the frantic skirmishes between the forces of moderation and the armies of the insane.
11/18/2012 3:48:28 PM
#1471402
ScrappyB
@ Meeeh
You know those long plumes of water vapor jets sometimes leave on days when there's no wind? The nutsos think the government/Illuminati/UN/evilorganizationofchoice is exposing the populace by putting drugs/poisons/diseases/whatever in the jet exhaust.
11/18/2012 5:23:00 PM
#1471418
zipperback
Wasn't HAARP controlling the weather just a few months ago? How many settings does this thing have?
Conspiracy theorists use HAARP like Doctor Who writers use sonic screwdrivers.
11/18/2012 7:15:28 PM
#1471440
AbsurdONE
I thought that working with "the forces of evil" was in and of itself America's destruction. It's not destroyed enough, I suppose. Maybe it needs to be even more destroyed, lest it rise again like a zombie.
But what's this about forces of evil, though? Is there some evil organization that sits around an evil conference table, plotting evil things for evil's own sake? What does that accomplish?
@J.James
See, if it's limited to voter fraud, then no-one will bat an eye at the brainwashing that caused it, amirite?
Of course, I'm forced to wonder why HAARP won't just brainwash the Senators into acting against their constituencies' will, if it can be so precise as to brainwash poll workers. And in such a case, why make such a big deal about Obama winning when HAARP could've molded Romney, Johnson, or Stein into doing its bidding anyway.
Oh... Wait! That's probably the point where these conspiracy nuts would claim the HAARP is a spiritual weapon powered by Satan, and that any proper Christian would be able to resist the onslaught of evilness. But then, isn't Romney a Mormon, which isn't a proper Christian in these people's eyes?
I guess it all falls apart, no matter how convoluted the reasoning gets.
11/19/2012 12:13:59 AM
#1471466
pete
Step 1. Strap JamesPiekko to floor of padded cell.
Step 2. Pump JamesPiekko full of psychotropic drugs.
Step 3. Everybody goes on with life just a little bit safer and happier.
11/19/2012 4:43:30 AM
#1471480
Seeker Lancer
To which the Senators respond: "Cool, that's what we were already doing anyway."
I can't believe people are still believing in the chemtrail and HAARP conspiracies.
11/19/2012 6:29:18 AM
#1471552
Anon
Why does HAARP get so many crackpots fixated on it? I realized "exciting wavemodes in the ionosphere" is perhaps hard to explain to non-scientists, but everything that gets done there is unclassified and described on the web.
11/19/2012 11:07:18 AM
#1471553
Did someone forget their tinfoil?
11/19/2012 11:13:19 AM
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