Johann Nepomuk Hitler also deposed that he was the natural father of Alois, making the Schicklgruber thing kind of irrelevant.
The entering Austria to mess with his birth certificate is a garbling of the story that one of the first things Hitler did after the Anschluss was to start a search for his Austrian army records, the reason being that a) he had decamped to Munich to avoid the draft and b) once they caught up with him the Austrian army rejected him as unfit. Such were the intricacies of Austro-Hungarian bureaucracy that the records didn't turn up until the 1950s.
11/17/2012 2:15:45 PM
Please read a Hitler biography.
11/17/2012 2:35:40 PM
Oh, lord. You know I've got a shit load of German names in my family tree, and there's not a shred of proof any of them were Jews. They were all presumably Catholic, or Protestant. Dumbass.
11/17/2012 3:45:25 PM
So now Obama is Jewish? And that's a bad thing?
11/17/2012 5:16:55 PM
Who gets his real family identity and his Jewish name
Any historian worth his salt will tell you that Hitler was not only a Jew, he was also among the top figures in the anti-Nazi opposition and an active member of the French Réstistance who championed Bolshevik ideology and racial tolerance.
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Btw, Hitler's father didn't assume the name Schickelgruber until Hitler was ten years old, and he did so for a bogus post factum claim to legitimacy. I know, historical facts are a bitch, but who said live was easy?
Hitler's extended family was a shambles, but so is just about everybody elses, so what's new?
How's your family?
11/17/2012 5:43:57 PM
The whole thing about Jewish heritage being passed through the mother is simply traditional. It dates back before DNA testing, back when people said "Well, we KNOW who the mother is. She SAYS the father is this one guy but...." Genetically speaking, the person would still be racially Jewish if it was through the father's side.
11/17/2012 6:46:17 PM
Hmmm this is all kind of sounding like the same lame Godwin's law crap that we hear every single day.
Come on conservatives, get new material already.
11/17/2012 6:57:12 PM
11/17/2012 11:47:00 PM
11/17/2012 11:56:16 PM
Even if any part of that pile of shit was true - and it isn't - what the fuck does it have to do with Obama?
11/18/2012 1:01:53 AM
And yet it was a Conservative president who invaded another country without cause. And it ain't liberals who are currently spewing vitriolic hatred and threatening violence against another religious/ethic group (Muslims/Arabs) all over the web.
11/18/2012 2:40:33 AM
You would so vote for a Hitlarian canidate and if your a Southern Republican you probably have already.
At this very time, after the Romney defeat, many Republican heads are bemoaning the end of the white conservative establishment of the past, they're all choked up over the multi-cultural, liberal or secular dynamics of their country.
Might as well be calling for racial-religious purity straight out like Hitler did.
11/18/2012 7:22:20 AM
My four grandfathers could be Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot and Mao and it would still have absolutely zero bearing on who I am
I'm pretty sure if you had a pedigree like that, you'd be legally obligated to try at least a little world domination.
11/18/2012 9:07:13 AM
Nazis outlawed abortion. You want to outlaw abortion.
Nazis put gays in prison. You want to put gays in prison.
Nazis outlawed teaching evolution. You want to outlaw teaching evolution
Can you say George Bush?
11/19/2012 6:56:55 AM
Fundies Make Me Sick
Until Obama starts rounding up people of a particular groups and sending them to death camps in an attempt to commit genocide, your comparison is retarded and offensive.
11/19/2012 7:37:38 AM
"So now Obama is Jewish? And that's a bad thing?"
Therefore, on the basis of SoUneducatedAndScared's logic...:
...Monty Python's Michael Palin is a Sikh
A word in your shell-like, SoUneducatedAndScared: The Sikhs welcome with open arms anyone
- regardless of beliefs (Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist, Christian, or, like Mr. Palin, Agnostic
) - to their Holy of Holies, the Golden Temple of Amritsar; as long as they don't wear footwear, and cover their heads
(hell, they even give visitors a free meal afterwards!). In the same way, Jews let anyone
approach (a certain section of) their
Holy of Holies in Jerusalem, the Western Wall. As long as their heads are covered (even, say, a baseball cap; that's acceptable to them). They even provide temporary Yarmulkes for those Gentiles without headgear.
The more you know.
11/19/2012 8:46:56 AM
"This all is kind of sounding like another guy everyone thought was so super great that they followed him blindly without question"
So any televangelist who swears on the Bible? Or cult leader? Actually, those aren't too far off from one another.
11/19/2012 12:09:24 PM
"Shickelgruber" is almost certainly not a real German name, as it sounds like an anglicized debasement of "sheckel" and "grubber", implying the stereotypical picture of a money-grubbing Jew. If that really is a German word, it probably would have been used as a slur against Jews.
11/20/2012 6:06:23 AM
12/2/2012 2:37:05 PM
> Who tried to conceal his Jewish roots by entering Austria and chasing down his Birth Certificate.
Hitler was most certainly not Jewish. He had vast amounts of research done (he was afraid that he might actually be a Jew), but it turned up nothing.
As for the remark about people blindly following others, I can also say "Mitt Romney", who got 47% (ouch!) of the popular vote, despite being an incompetent spoiled rich brat who can't relate with the majority of his voters.
12/2/2012 7:44:48 PM