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I didn't live through it, but it's a topic that I've given more than a casual glance to. McCarthy was on a witch hunt to make a name for himself. The funny thing is...had what he did been done some 20 years later, the investigation would have turned up the actual results he was looking for. In a way, he was a man ahead of his time. Of course this being a free country, unless you're a conservative, a Christian or worst of all, both in which case you're also an intolerant biggot, it doesn't matter whether or not you're a communist. Even they have rights of freedom of speech here.

I'm looking forward from seceding from the union of the states and the wickedness the United States of America stands for today. That day comes when the Savior returns in the sky for us, and we get to experience our true citizenship, our citizenship in heaven. Watching prophetic events assures me that He is not going to be much longer.

Verisimilitude, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [11/17/2012 8:59:36 AM]
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Pule Thamex

DID YOU KNOW? FUN FACTS ABOUT HEAVEN.

1) Heaven is not presided over by a black man.

2) Heaven's boss is actually an invisible white sodomy expert.

3) Heaven is an unending melodrama performed to the sound of massed harps and organs with the odd trumpet fanfare added for dramatic effect.

4) Time in Heaven plays itself out to a different rhythm. Timewise, everything in Heaven is always just on the cusp of actually happening, any day now, ...er, soon.

5) In Heaven, for the first time ever in the history of the universe, all conservative Christians will be free to say whatever they want, no matter how idiotic or banal it might be.

6) There are special rooms in Heaven where addicts may go to indulge in persecution and even rooms where they may go to be persecuted.

7) There is a special communist area in Heaven where conservative Christians can go in order to practice their traditional spittle flecking.

8) There is no black in Heaven, everything is white.

11/17/2012 5:42:15 PM

Seeker Lancer

So McCarthy was right, he just tried to catch the communists too early?

What?

11/17/2012 6:54:29 PM

Citizen Justin

Am I reading this wrongly, or does this one think there are conservative Christian communists?

11/17/2012 7:30:43 PM



Do you come from the mirror universe?

11/17/2012 7:51:02 PM

Oi! Nutter!

You know that if you do not succeed at seceding, you might try giving it a hand job.

11/17/2012 8:20:43 PM

Zits

Someone has had a bad batch of LSD me thinks.

11/17/2012 10:40:03 PM

TB Tabby

McCarthy was a lazy, do-nothing alcoholic. He only started the witch hunt so people wouldn't notice that. He wasn't really hunting for Communists, just waving around a list he claimed to have compiled. He never let anyone else look at said list, and the amount of names on it fluctuated wildly every time he brought it up.

11/17/2012 10:54:13 PM

LDM

You're still free to be an intolerant bigot in this country. It's just that those of us who aren't intolerant bigots are also free to tell you to STFU and leave us alone.

11/18/2012 2:31:36 AM



If all you care about is being raptured up to heaven why do you care about what is happening in politics?

11/18/2012 2:39:59 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Too bad conservative Christians don't have the right to free speech.

If they did, they'd be able to join with like-minded intolerant bigots and be able to post hateful, idiotic screeds on their forum. That might even give rise to a site where sane people ridicule their posts.

But, nah, that will never happen. Because they are not allowed freedom of speech.

11/18/2012 5:38:27 AM

tmarcl

unless you're a conservative, a Christian or worst of all, both in which case you're also an intolerant biggot

It's not that we think Conservative Christians are all intolerant bigots, it's that intolerant bigots in this country have a tendency to also be Conservative Christians...

11/18/2012 8:49:43 AM

Thinking Allowed

Secession is illegal. Besides, if those states that wanted to secede were successful, they would be losing a lot of funding and other perks that come with being a part of the nation.

11/18/2012 10:35:31 AM

Gimpo Pop-Eyes

It's too late now. It's official. Bible God has turned His back on Rapture Ready in favour of continuing with Barack Obama as the President of the USA. It's now official, Bible God herewith gives equal rights and respect to black men via the public display of His love for Obama.

The persecution of the Rapture Ready site by President Obama, if it did indeed take place as it was predicted to by certain members of Rapture Ready, proves that the rapture will not ever happen, again, because of Bible God's great love for Obama.

Bible God, having been forcibly involved in politics by His ignoble Earthly followers, clearly prefers politicking to rapturing, Obama being His favourite.

11/18/2012 10:37:35 AM

Mister Spak

" Watching prophetic events assures me that He is not going to be much longer. "



11/19/2012 6:52:12 AM

Doubting Thomas

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really wish they'd secede and form their Republic of Jesusland already and take in all the fundies from all across the country. Then we could go about improving the country while they languish in an ultraconservative theocratical dictatorship.

11/19/2012 8:21:14 AM



>unless you're a conservative, a Christian or worst of all, both in which case you're also an intolerant biggot

You're not an intolerant bigot because you are a conservative christian. You are a conservative christian who happens to be an intolerant bigot.


11/19/2012 9:12:51 AM

JohnTheAtheist

He is coming! May 21, 2012! Oh wait...

11/19/2012 9:14:25 AM

Adrian

@Pule Thamex

DID YOU KNOW? FUN FACTS ABOUT HEAVEN.

1) Heaven is not presided over by a black man.


Morgan Freeman may disagree.

11/22/2012 5:09:49 AM
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