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#1471107
Leighton Buzzard
Oh, come on, that has to be a Poe. It's so true, but no real Mooonfront Republican could ever admit it.
11/18/2012 5:11:26 AM
#1471116
Filin De Blanc
"Oh, come on, that has to be a Poe. It's so true, but no real Mooonfront Republican could ever admit it."
I agree...I think. I don't know, Junker has said some absolutely insane stuff before, like claiming that Barack and Michelle Obama are the same person (or something like that).
11/18/2012 5:18:27 AM
#1471127
Come to Venus! We have churches on every corner... and Sunday comes three times a week!
11/18/2012 5:46:51 AM
#1471129
Felix Wilde
If not a Poe, hilariously honest. But it surely must be.
Also using an interesting definition of 'liberty', if same dwells in Iran but none of the other countries mentioned. But thay's not unusual for a fundie.
11/18/2012 5:53:04 AM
#1471131
ausador
Congratulations, your son is growing up to be just as afraid of non-existent socialist boogeymen as his father, and almost as stupid too. You must be so proud!
11/18/2012 5:59:04 AM
#1471138
Mudak
Poe or not, haven't we been saying this for years? If you want a theocracy, go there. I'm just worried that if enough people like this guy move there, they could damage some of the progress that's been going on lately.
11/18/2012 6:05:18 AM
#1471143
Tempus
@#1471127: I'll buy THAT for a quarter!
11/18/2012 6:08:24 AM
#1471144
Someone call CPS.
This is what bothers me most about these idiots. They're brainwashing their kids.
11/18/2012 6:10:00 AM
#1471146
UHM
I say parodist too.
11/18/2012 6:11:50 AM
#1471186
Jon
Poe.
11/18/2012 7:18:57 AM
#1471195
SpukiKitty
Poe? Who knows?
11/18/2012 7:30:15 AM
#1471196
Indicible
Poe.
It has to be, since he just admitted a muslim theocracy is the closest on Earth to the christian theocracy they claim they want.
11/18/2012 7:32:22 AM
#1471208
Rabbit of Caerbannog
If you want a theocracy, move to...oh wait.
11/18/2012 7:44:35 AM
#1471214
RiJayden
I know a *really* warm place you can go... Not your son, just you. Hell's nice this time of year. Get a head start by jumping in a fire.**
**that is, if you're not a poe
11/18/2012 7:59:35 AM
#1471217
Raised by Horses
"Can we go to Iran, dad? Its probably our best bet son."
Hallelujah!
11/18/2012 8:03:32 AM
#1471242
Sheridan
I'm going with...
Has to be...
11/18/2012 9:02:43 AM
#1471259
fishtank
Please do.
11/18/2012 9:38:25 AM
#1471283
anti-nonsense
Definitely a poe.
11/18/2012 10:16:58 AM
#1471291
Vman
Yep, poe. Must be.
11/18/2012 10:27:19 AM
#1471297
zipperback
Even if it is a parody it shares the the common message of all Wyatt Junker entries: Wyatt Junker is fucked in the head.
It's also a satisfying twist. With conservatives pushing the "love it or leave it" line for the past 40 years, to see this ironic reversal of circumstance.
11/18/2012 10:35:32 AM
#1471312
JSS
Please, by all means, move to Iran. We don't need any more promotion of theocratic garbage here in America. Iran persecutes Christians much worse than you have it "persecuted" here. Here in the United States we have the good sense above savagery not to decapitate people, and then a lot.
Think about that when your tortured for your religious beliefs in the 'last patch of sunlight left on Earth'.
11/18/2012 11:23:50 AM
#1471317
Rabbit of Caerbannog
....you guys do realize he's been quoted several times before right?
He isn't a poe.
11/18/2012 11:37:02 AM
#1471327
Anon-e-moose
@Tempus
"@#1471127: I'll buy THAT for a quarter!"
(*
Downloading 3rd episode of "MLP:FiM" - "Too Many Pinkies"*)
(*
Throws down Equestria-denomination coin; does Bixby Snyder impression*):
'I'll buy THAT for a Bit!' [/"RoboCop"] X3
And Princess Trollestia can send him to Venus...:
11/18/2012 11:58:30 AM
#1471336
Seeker Lancer
This is less fundie and more a well designed troll post.
11/18/2012 12:44:24 PM
#1471364
Old Viking
The tickets are on me!
11/18/2012 2:28:42 PM
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