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Oh, come on, that has to be a Poe. It's so true, but no real Mooonfront Republican could ever admit it.
11/18/2012 5:11:26 AM
Filin De Blanc
"Oh, come on, that has to be a Poe. It's so true, but no real Mooonfront Republican could ever admit it."
I agree...I think. I don't know, Junker has said some absolutely insane stuff before, like claiming that Barack and Michelle Obama are the same person (or something like that).
11/18/2012 5:18:27 AM
Come to Venus! We have churches on every corner... and Sunday comes three times a week!
11/18/2012 5:46:51 AM
If not a Poe, hilariously honest. But it surely must be.
Also using an interesting definition of 'liberty', if same dwells in Iran but none of the other countries mentioned. But thay's not unusual for a fundie.
11/18/2012 5:53:04 AM
Congratulations, your son is growing up to be just as afraid of non-existent socialist boogeymen as his father, and almost as stupid too. You must be so proud!
11/18/2012 5:59:04 AM
Poe or not, haven't we been saying this for years? If you want a theocracy, go there. I'm just worried that if enough people like this guy move there, they could damage some of the progress that's been going on lately.
11/18/2012 6:05:18 AM
@#1471127: I'll buy THAT for a quarter!
11/18/2012 6:08:24 AM
Someone call CPS.
This is what bothers me most about these idiots. They're brainwashing their kids.
11/18/2012 6:10:00 AM
I say parodist too.
11/18/2012 6:11:50 AM
11/18/2012 7:18:57 AM
Poe? Who knows?
11/18/2012 7:30:15 AM
It has to be, since he just admitted a muslim theocracy is the closest on Earth to the christian theocracy they claim they want.
11/18/2012 7:32:22 AM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
If you want a theocracy, move to...oh wait.
11/18/2012 7:44:35 AM
I know a *really* warm place you can go... Not your son, just you. Hell's nice this time of year. Get a head start by jumping in a fire.**
**that is, if you're not a poe
11/18/2012 7:59:35 AM
Raised by Horses
"Can we go to Iran, dad? Its probably our best bet son."
11/18/2012 8:03:32 AM
I'm going with...
Has to be...
11/18/2012 9:02:43 AM
11/18/2012 9:38:25 AM
Definitely a poe.
11/18/2012 10:16:58 AM
Yep, poe. Must be.
11/18/2012 10:27:19 AM
Even if it is a parody it shares the the common message of all Wyatt Junker entries: Wyatt Junker is fucked in the head.
It's also a satisfying twist. With conservatives pushing the "love it or leave it" line for the past 40 years, to see this ironic reversal of circumstance.
11/18/2012 10:35:32 AM
Please, by all means, move to Iran. We don't need any more promotion of theocratic garbage here in America. Iran persecutes Christians much worse than you have it "persecuted" here. Here in the United States we have the good sense above savagery not to decapitate people, and then a lot.
Think about that when your tortured for your religious beliefs in the 'last patch of sunlight left on Earth'.
11/18/2012 11:23:50 AM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
....you guys do realize he's been quoted several times before right?
He isn't a poe.
11/18/2012 11:37:02 AM
"@#1471127: I'll buy THAT for a quarter!"
(*Downloading 3rd episode of "MLP:FiM" - "Too Many Pinkies"
(*Throws down Equestria-denomination coin; does Bixby Snyder impression
'I'll buy THAT for a Bit!' [/"RoboCop"] X3
And Princess Trollestia can send him to Venus...:
11/18/2012 11:58:30 AM
This is less fundie and more a well designed troll post.
11/18/2012 12:44:24 PM
The tickets are on me!
11/18/2012 2:28:42 PM
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