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My Son Asked Me Where We Can Go.

After tonight, I didn't have an answer.

What about Canada dad? I told him 'Sorry, they were socialist too.'

What about Mexico? 'Worse. Corruption from the top down.'

What about Brazil or Argentina dad? 'Comprende? State ownership of all assets.'

Dad, what about Europe? 'HAHAHAHAHA. Good one, kid.'

Russia? 'Oligarchies.'

.... hmmmmm.... he thought.... scratching his chin.

What about Iran? Can we go to Iran dad? 'Its probably our best bet son. The last patch of sunlight left on earth.'

Wyatt Junker, Where Liberty Dwells 52 Comments [11/18/2012 4:52:17 AM]
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Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis

My country might be corrupt, but we live happier than you guys. At least we try to make an effort in making a living. What do you guys (conservatives) do? Just sit around and wait for the government to solve your problems.

11/18/2012 3:38:39 PM

myheadhurts

erm, good luck

11/18/2012 3:47:47 PM

Dr.Shrinker

Wyatt Junker has a sense of humor now?

11/18/2012 4:35:53 PM



C'mon, this has to be a joke. This has to be.

11/18/2012 6:59:06 PM

Madbull

What about Israel, Dad?

11/18/2012 7:54:56 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

@Madbull

Too Jewwy.

11/18/2012 8:24:04 PM

Pioneer

He can't be serious.

11/19/2012 1:31:40 AM

michael3ov

Give me your name and address.

I will purchase your ticket.

11/19/2012 2:08:54 AM

michael3ov

It wouldn't surprise me at all if these people think Iran is better since Obama is in office.

11/19/2012 2:10:36 AM

Tempus

You might like Somalia.

@Anon-e-moose:


11/19/2012 5:10:54 AM

Sevagram

Well go on then, no one's stopping you. We'll even come and wave you off.

11/19/2012 6:00:46 AM

Mister Spak

At least he's honest.

11/19/2012 6:47:02 AM

Doubting Thomas

I find it endlessly hilarious that right wing nuts think our country is becoming totally socialist and communist just because Obama won a second term, but now there's nowhere to run!

Iran would be perfect for Christian nationalist theocrats if only they practiced the right religion. Only Christian paradise I can think of is Uganda, but I'm guessing they wouldn't like being around so many darkies.

11/19/2012 8:13:03 AM

xmx

Not a poe. This guy is for real.

11/19/2012 10:45:22 AM

xmx

The rest of the thread is gold as well. "I heard two gunshots, we never hear those! If I hear sirens it's the end and the riots are coming OMG"

Here we are, ten days later and riot free. Tools.

11/19/2012 10:57:36 AM



Somalia. No government to speak of, private enterprise runs everything. Should be your utopia. Oh, of course the private enterprise is in the form of warlords and gangs, but hey, if you hate government so much then you should like the idea of a lack of law enforcement.

11/19/2012 12:49:14 PM

JeanP

"What about Iran? Can we go to Iran dad? 'Its probably our best bet son. The last patch of sunlight left on earth.'"

Is it because the fundies are running the show?
You want to emigrate in a real theocraty because you think your president is a "dirty socialist"?

You forgot Saudi Arabia, Somalia (no central state, yay!) and Russia.

11/19/2012 12:51:59 PM



or Saudi Arabia. Religious Oligarchy, no homosexuals, no immigrants, no minimum wage, no dity liberals, and best of all. OILLLLLLLLLL

11/19/2012 6:15:18 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

When you think about it, the scariest part of this is that Wyatt managed to procreate.

11/19/2012 7:14:50 PM



This says it all. LMAO

11/20/2012 9:43:31 PM



The next reply is is someone agreeing with Wyatt so hard they cried. Literally apparently. LMAO

11/20/2012 9:45:04 PM



Good luck finding the embassy.

11/22/2012 11:00:13 AM

aebars

Fine. Off you go, then.

11/25/2012 5:22:36 PM

HG131

First off: Somehow, I've got "Sweet Child O' Mine" stuck in my head. Likely because of the "Where do we go now?" part. So, thanks. Legit. But also, HA! Feel free to go to Iran. We will not miss you.

12/17/2012 4:17:33 AM

xyz

So you're not coming here to Canada?

TIME TO PARTY!!!!!!

One less moron for us to put up with. We already have too many fundies as it is.

12/17/2012 10:46:41 AM
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