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When i become Fuhrer, (the good kind) my first official act will be to pass new laws, starting with;

1. If you have to shake it after you pee, you are a male no matter what your twisted mind tells you!

2. All freaks-of-nature, as [the transwoman] pictured above, are now legal and lawfull targets for hunters and sport shooters.

Bo-Jangles, Moonbattery 66 Comments [11/18/2012 4:53:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Leighton Buzzard

Have you been having these fantasies long, Bo? How secure are you about your own sexuality and gender, h'm?

11/18/2012 5:09:34 AM

Filin De Blanc

I think the first four words are all that we need to know about this guy. I bet he has a homemade SS uniform.

11/18/2012 5:12:47 AM

Felix Wilde

I'm sure Bo-Jangles is unaware many sports shooters and hunters would sooner level him in their sights than an innocent person, regardless of gender or sex.

11/18/2012 6:00:58 AM

UHM

It's either Führer or Fuehrer, Fuhrer is just letter salat. Also: Shut Up!

11/18/2012 6:15:06 AM

Frelus

And when I become Fuhrer, all women will have to wear TINY MINI SKIRTS!
Cookies to whoever gets the shoutout.
But really:
Saying "The good kind" is almost on the same level as naming your country "The people's Democratic Republic of Free Happiness and Cookies".

11/18/2012 6:48:04 AM

E

Roy Mustang for Führer!

11/18/2012 6:54:14 AM

breakerslion

Have you written your kampf yet? You can't be a "Fuhrer" without a kampf. That would be like being a Rebell with a cause. It just isn't done! You really should get right on that. Be sure you have plenty of black and red crayons before you start.

11/18/2012 7:11:36 AM

SpukiKitty

...and don't forget the stupid moustache.

11/18/2012 7:28:02 AM

Indicible

Freaks of nature? Where does it begin, where does it end?
Where do crossdressers go?
What about BDSM practitioners? Fetishists?
Idiots...

11/18/2012 7:34:11 AM

TheSaucyAuto

"If you have to shake it after you pee, you are a male no matter what your twisted mind tells you!"

Several studies have shown that the minds of transgender women function almost exactly like that of cisgender (not trans)women. The same applies to trans men and cis men.

So no, it's not some delusion that develops over time, as OP implies. It's a condition that's hardwired into one's genes, and develops pre-natally.

11/18/2012 8:01:42 AM

Raised by Horses

It was at about the third or fourth paper that his teacher realised that the essay assignment of "When I become Fuehrer" was inappropriate material for grade school.

11/18/2012 8:02:10 AM

RiJayden

"freaks-of-nature", huh? You mean those adults who have imaginary sky-daddies, who tell them that Adam should die cause he's screwing Steve? Even I don't think they should be shot down. Reconditioned? Yes. Deprogrammed? Definitely. Killed? No.

11/18/2012 8:04:22 AM

Zosimus the Heathen

And what's the bet that this fuckwit would be the first to tell an effeminate male that he wasn't a "real" man, or was even a woman?

11/18/2012 8:05:20 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Idiocy of this post aside-RiJayden thinks that gay people need to be deprogrammed?

Did I read that correctly?

11/18/2012 8:16:30 AM

Zosimus the Heathen

Idiocy of this post aside-RiJayden thinks that gay people need to be deprogrammed?

Did I read that correctly?


I think he was referring to religious homophobes.

11/18/2012 8:40:04 AM

tmarcl

So, the good kind of Fuhrer thinks it's okay to kill people for being different?

What's a bad Fuhrer like, then?

11/18/2012 8:45:52 AM

rubber chicken

As I consider the only good kind of Fuehrer to be a dead one, go ahead and achieve your dream.

11/18/2012 9:01:32 AM

fishtank

I think there's only one freak of nature here.

11/18/2012 9:39:29 AM



When der Fuehrer says,
"Put those freaks in their place,"
We Heil!
(Pfft!)
Heil!
(Pfft!)
Right in der Fuehrer's face.

11/18/2012 9:44:20 AM



Meanwhile, conservative and ultracatholic Poland elects transgender MP.

11/18/2012 9:49:13 AM



Frostythesnowman


Why? Your bible doesn't mention transgender issues. They're not harming anyone, So why do you think that they should be murdered? Apart from the fact that you're a clueless redneck asshat of course.

11/18/2012 10:19:36 AM

Stimbo

I'm sure Dubya Shrub only had the good kind of Führer in mind when he said "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator". All that aside, how quickly we forget the words of Martin Niemöller - yes, an actual Lutheran Pastor and theologian - when he warned us:

First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.

Then they came for the socialists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me.

11/18/2012 10:20:35 AM

Renon

Well, this is just 'hide-my-insecurity-and-no-one-will-suspect-me' taken to the extreme.
Just try wearing a dress, Bo. You'll probably feel better.

11/18/2012 10:33:45 AM

Elia

*quietly puts out the word to the local hunters and trappers where she lives* We've got a crazy one here, be careful of rabies.

11/18/2012 10:38:42 AM

D Laurier

When I become furher, I will expose the idiocy of racial, religious, and sexual bigotry... and have these waffles punished by public ridicule.
I will legalize ganja, and reduce military spending to a reasonable level.
I will abolish Walmart, and give tax breaks to small business.

11/18/2012 10:41:12 AM
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