When i become Fuhrer, (the good kind) my first official act will be to pass new laws, starting with;
1. If you have to shake it after you pee, you are a male no matter what your twisted mind tells you!
2. All freaks-of-nature, as [the transwoman] pictured above, are now legal and lawfull targets for hunters and sport shooters.
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"If you have to shake it after you pee, you are a male no matter what your twisted mind tells you!"
Several studies have shown that the minds of transgender women function almost exactly like that of cisgender (not trans)women. The same applies to trans men and cis men.
So no, it's not some delusion that develops over time, as OP implies. It's a condition that's hardwired into one's genes, and develops pre-natally.
"freaks-of-nature", huh? You mean those adults who have imaginary sky-daddies, who tell them that Adam should die cause he's screwing Steve? Even I don't think they should be shot down. Reconditioned? Yes. Deprogrammed? Definitely. Killed? No.
Idiocy of this post aside-RiJayden thinks that gay people need to be deprogrammed?
Did I read that correctly?
I think he was referring to religious homophobes.
So, the good kind of Fuhrer thinks it's okay to kill people for being different?
What's a bad Fuhrer like, then?
I'm sure Dubya Shrub only had the good kind of Führer in mind when he said "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator". All that aside, how quickly we forget the words of Martin Niemöller - yes, an actual Lutheran Pastor and theologian - when he warned us:
First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.
Then they came for the socialists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me.
When I become furher, I will expose the idiocy of racial, religious, and sexual bigotry... and have these waffles punished by public ridicule.
I will legalize ganja, and reduce military spending to a reasonable level.
I will abolish Walmart, and give tax breaks to small business.
the rest of the posts are equally offensive, but what pained me was this excerpt from the sharticle:
"Stacie Laughton, 28, won a seat in the New Hampshire House of Representatives in Tuesday’s election. [It] is a trans woman, that is someone with a female gender identity who was assigned as male at birth."
bastards... as if they didn't have enough problems as it is
--" either i'm an idiot, or tired, but i don't see why italics don't work...
@rabbit: yeah, doesn't surprise me. still... it rankles, you know?
say, is there a problem with using two codes in one? i can post both separately, yet can't get the italics to show up in my other post
I just love how this fucktard talks about 'the good kind of Fuhrer' (And then proves his fucktardery further, unsurprisingly)
That's like the good kind of Inquisitor, the good kind of Dictator, the good kind of supreme oppressor!
Better whack off one of your testicles, Bo, if you want to emulate your hero. Better yet, chop them both off and feed them to your Doberman.
"Shake after you pee"? I have a dick and I don't know what this means.
So, I guess, good luck with your flawed premise there, then.
>If you have to shake it after you pee, you are a male no matter what your twisted mind tells you!
That is unfair to guys who have had their dicks cut off!
So essentially, as the good fuhrer, you would advocate the murder of anyone different from you, amirite?
I don't "shake it", as toilet paper has been invented. Truly, people have suggested that we should have give the Nobel to whoever succeeds in getting men to not pee on the floor. I try to do my utmost so we shall one day see that day, and help in developing more sanitary life habits.
Besides, we have an old saying here in Finland: everyone can pee on the floor, so be a man and shit on the ceiling.
"When i become Fuhrer..."
You'll be like the last one and blow your brains out.
That is if you have a brain..you gotta meet it half-way.
Isn't it called president in the USA?
Anyhow, I remember writing an essay like this in 4th grade. Though, I must have been more mature than Bo-Jangles (yeah, great name) because I did not write anything about hunting humans.
There is no Fuhrer, and the president of the US is not a dictator.
Bo-Jangles Fails Law School Forever.
I'd do some Bob Dylan lyrics here, but he didn't write about Mr Bojangles being a subhuman cunt, so...
I dab, rather than shake. Toilet paper is absorbent, readily available and doesn't result in urine flying off in all directions.
Also - the guy who says "the good kind [of Fuehrer]" thinks he is in a position to judge if anyone else's mind is "twisted". Ouch.
Honestly? I think those who can't accept the bodies they were born with are tragic individuals, but I respect them and their rights.
Took me a while I'm sorry to say, but I do.
You on the other hand? Your mind was a crime to leave alone.
This person is a man right? Shame, otherwise they might have been able to fall in with Brennan, Daly, Jeffries and Raymond.
When i become Fuhrer
With a start like this...
WHEN you become Fuhrer? You think this will actually happen?
There is no good kind of dictator.
1. Can't you use toilet paper like normal people?
2. Dehumanizing and pro-murder? No, that's definitely the bad kind of dictator.
Have fun in Hell, Bo-Bo.
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