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I consider moslem soulless vampires who get sustenance from killing non-moslems while mooching and living off the labor of the Real Humans around the world.

They have proven me right time and time again.

The cannot be talked to, they cannot be reasoned with.

I avoid them like the plague but if one of them gets in my way, all bets are off.

Ummah Gummah, Moonbattery 34 Comments [11/18/2012 4:54:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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#1471104
Leighton Buzzard

14 years old, living in his momma's basement, wouldn't say boo to a very small child. At a guess.

11/18/2012 5:07:39 AM
#1471113
Filin De Blanc

The Internet: we're all badasses here.

11/18/2012 5:16:06 AM
#1471123


All bets will be off... and your pants will be wet.

11/18/2012 5:32:21 AM
#1471124
Mike Litoris


11/18/2012 5:34:54 AM
#1471151
UHM

If Ummah Gummah has ever met a Muslim I will legally change my name to Asspill Upwards.

11/18/2012 6:17:38 AM
#1471155
C_V


*points and laughs*

11/18/2012 6:23:22 AM
#1471162
Raised by Horses

"They cannot be talked to, they cannot be reasoned with."

You just keep reading my mind, Gummah.

11/18/2012 6:39:32 AM
#1471178
breakerslion

I'm taking bets at 8 to 2 odds in favor of the "moslem." So there you go!

11/18/2012 7:04:26 AM
#1471182
Tempus

Ha ha, no. That's what you'd LIKE to do.

What you'll actually do is quietly open your cash register and make change for the quiet Pakistani couple while hoping they don't see your shaking hands and trembling lower lip. Then you'll shamble through the rest of your Waffle House shift mumbling through your beard, until you can clock out and scurry home where you'll get online and whine on Moonbattery to your fellow morons about how you bravely intend to snub the next evil, soulless Mooslim you see while swilling down Natty Light until you pass out drunk in front of your computer wearing only your stained, holey underwear.

11/18/2012 7:09:28 AM
#1471193
SpukiKitty

May Roger Waters cover you in loogies, Ummah Gummah.

11/18/2012 7:26:05 AM
#1471202
Horsefeathers

"I avoid them like the plague but if one of them gets in my way, all bets are off."

Oh, please.

If you ever met a Muslim you'd wet yourself and cower in the corner.

11/18/2012 7:36:31 AM
#1471248
Hasan Prishtina

"I consider moslem soulless vampires"

Maybe it's a generational thing, but I don't consider vampires much, whatever their religion and whether or not they have souls.

11/18/2012 9:15:21 AM
#1471270
Frostythesnowman

I have Muslim friends who seem perfectly happy to be exposed to sunlight and whom I have never once, seen hanging upside-down in a crypt. I think you may be telling lies.

11/18/2012 9:56:23 AM
#1471280
anti-nonsense

I consider you a hateful fuckwit.

11/18/2012 10:15:17 AM
#1471292
D Laurier

Funny thing,
I often eat at a returant owned and run by muslims.
They work hard to make great food, and not one of them has ever killed a non-muslim.
They seem to get sustenance from eating lots of beans, rice, turnip, and chicken... smothered in curry.


11/18/2012 10:29:28 AM
#1471301


Replace muslim with fundie and we got something here.

11/18/2012 10:40:27 AM
#1471313
\m/>_<\m/

it's not muslims the problem. most are very nice.

it's the extremist minority, who incidentaly behave the exact same way as any other extremist: yell loudly and become a bogeyman of society.

examples: christian taliban to atheists
taliban to 'muricans
ultraorthodox jews to tel aviv residents (avivites?)
the list is long and boring. as a personnal aside, both muslims i have daily dealings with are perfectly normal. one very pious and helpful (helped me get a fine grade in a exam concerning sunni doctrine) the other as nonreligious as you can get, great to have around and very smart as well.
only difference between both? one doesn't pray, the other follows the tenets of the quran (the real ones. no "burka this, sharia that" he explained that that was due to the toppling of the shah in the 20th century)

anywho, ummah gummah is an idiot, who like most racists has no contact whatsoever about his bogeymen. one question: if he thinks all muslims are terrorists, why do people join up, and why was that faith created and has lasted since the early 7th century?


tl;dr: the vocal minority is always the problem. tolerance and knowledge are keys to peace

11/18/2012 11:24:24 AM
#1471329
Bleep

"They"? I kind of doubt that all the worlds diverse and factional Muslims join together to form some sort of super-Muslim-o-tron, like something out of a bad transformers rip off.

Perchance are you pulling this from the Journal of Rectally Derived Facts? I mean, call me naive, but interactions I've had with Muslims have been, uh, kind of like interactions with people who aren't Muslim. Hell, my ex is Muslim, and the only problem I had with her was that she dumped me.

Hint: Try treating people like people, rather than pigeon holing them into broad fucking categories that allows you to proclaim that your belief in your Fairy of Death is better than their slightly different belief in their Fairy of Death.

11/18/2012 12:24:28 PM
#1471335
Seeker Lancer

Yeah, yeah. If someone in a turban sat next to you on the bus I bet you'd shit your "tough guy" pants.

11/18/2012 12:42:52 PM
#1471347
Wykked Wytch

"I consider Jews soulless vampires who get sustenance from killing non-Jews while mooching and living off the labor of the Real Humans around the world."

See how easy it is to expose your hateful Islamophobia for the bigoted tripe it is?

11/18/2012 1:20:08 PM
#1471355
Reynardine

Muslims cannot, under any circumstance, consume blood, and long pork is no more halal than the other kind. So, about this vampire thing...

11/18/2012 1:55:07 PM
#1471362
Old Viking

I avoid them like the plague ...

Not very nice, when they're so eager to have you as a friend.

11/18/2012 2:17:40 PM
#1471375


Replace muslim with fundie and we got something here.

11/18/2012 3:08:27 PM
#1471399
Sasha

And yet, over and over again, we see Muslim demonstrations in the light of day, and none of those people ever seem to catch fire from the sun.

Nor are they afraid of crosses, garlic, or holy water.

Perhaps you should turn off Buffy and go outside once in a while, Umby Gumby.


11/18/2012 4:49:42 PM
#1471416
LAchlan

Does your mummy know you're on the internet again?

11/18/2012 7:08:24 PM
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