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Quote# 90804

Justifiable Vehicular Assault?

She might have gotten a little carried away. But if the jury takes into account that she regarded her husband as partially responsible for Obama’s reelection — the most prominent milestone in America’s decline and quite possibly the most disgusting event in human history — they are sure to go easy on her:

"Holly Solomon, 27, opposed President Barack Obama’s re-election and was upset that her husband didn’t vote, authorities said."

So…

"Solomon chased her husband through a Gilbert [Arizona] parking lot with an SUV, circled him as he took refuge behind a light pole and eventually struck him as he tried to flee, police said. …

Solomon told police that she was trying to scare her husband by stopping the vehicle close to him but she accidentally stepped on the accelerator and struck him."

I believe her that it was an accident. If her husband had actually voted for Obama, on the other hand…

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 49 Comments [11/18/2012 4:54:27 AM]
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#1471103
Leighton Buzzard

We already knew you were an idiot, Dave. No need to overdo it.

11/18/2012 5:06:18 AM
#1471105
Arctic Knight

"...quite possibly the most disgusting event in human history"

If the reelection of a president in a democratic process is the most disgusting event in human history to you, then you are a disgusting person. I can think of several things that were far more disgusting, such as the Holocaust, for example.

11/18/2012 5:07:54 AM
#1471111
Filin De Blanc

Aren't you people always going on about how Obama's going to have everyone who disagrees with him killed? How is this any different?

11/18/2012 5:13:59 AM
#1471122
Mike Litoris

I voted for Obama, Dave; why don't you come over and try to run over me?

11/18/2012 5:30:54 AM
#1471135


Holly is also a Mormon who wanted to see her cult in the White House.

And she's pregnant with kid number six.

11/18/2012 6:02:10 AM
#1471137


"the most prominent milestone in the contry's decline".

You seem to have Obama confused with Dubya. Obama's the one trying to dig us out of his mess.

11/18/2012 6:03:48 AM
#1471140
Tempus

So, you're fine with murdering someone over who they voted for.

Good to know.

11/18/2012 6:06:38 AM
#1471154
Canadiest

Isn't driving an SUV like that nearly the same as a quarter of SUV owners? Just saying.

And she did this because things would be worse for her family if Obama was elected,,,yeah, that's it,,,look how bad things are for her family at the moment. That damned Obama!

11/18/2012 6:22:04 AM
#1471156
UHM

Words fail me with this retard.

11/18/2012 6:26:07 AM
#1471166
Darwin

"...the most prominent milestone in America’s decline and quite possibly the most disgusting event in human history...:

The hyperbole is strong with this one[/darthvadervoice]

11/18/2012 6:45:53 AM
#1471175
Dr.Shrinker

"Justifiable Vehicular Assault?"

No such legal term exists. Indeed, "justifiable assault" is an oxymoron, like jumbo shrimp, fire water and FOX News

11/18/2012 6:57:54 AM
#1471176
breakerslion

It's nice to know that stupid people look out for one another. Touching, really.

11/18/2012 7:01:16 AM
#1471191
SpukiKitty

Suck on SUV exhaust, Mr. Blount!

11/18/2012 7:23:25 AM
#1471211
Rabbit of Caerbannog


11/18/2012 7:47:29 AM
#1471213
RiJayden

Using that "logic", I can 'accidently' run over people who voted for Romney. (I know he didn't win, but he won Missouri, where I live) maybe someone should hit YOU, so you can see how it feels.

11/18/2012 7:51:31 AM
#1471228
Alencon

Holly Solomon, another moron Republican that doesn't understand the electoral college.

Hubby's vote wouldn't have made any difference. Arizona went for Romney anyway.

How much do you want to bet that Holly & Hubby are in the 47% that don't pay any federal income tax?

11/18/2012 8:34:15 AM
#1471229
tmarcl

So, it's okay to try and kill someone if they voted differently than you? Has anyone notified the FBI?

11/18/2012 8:36:13 AM
#1471236
Leliel

"Most disgusting event in human history."

Really?

*throws Dave Blount into a time machine with Nazi Germany as a destination, with "HOMOSEXUAL" tattoed on his forehead if I'm feeling sadistic*

11/18/2012 8:50:42 AM
#1471237
Sheridan

Is someone keeping tabs on Dave and the rest of the crazies here? Seriously.

11/18/2012 8:53:56 AM
#1471272
Frostythesnowman

The fact that Dave admires this psychotic bitch tells us all we need to know.

11/18/2012 10:03:20 AM
#1471278
D Laurier

"most disgusting event in human history"?

Dave Blount. As you barf these words;
-A racist genocidal maniac is slaughtering defenceless Palestinians in Gaza...
-A paranoid, delusional, facist is selling Canada to the chinese...
-A cabal of bankers and corporate tycoons is conspiring to enslave all mankind...
-The Nazi Party of Greece is poised to win the next election, on a platform of pogroms against jews and muslims alike...
-The pope is actively defending pedophile priests' right to sodomize small boys...
-George Bush is STILL not a prisoner in Spandau...
-Shell oil hires mercenarys to massacre peasants in Africa, because its cheaper than buying the land out from under them...


You might need to get a sense of proportion.

11/18/2012 10:13:15 AM
#1471281
Thinking Allowed

Hey Dave you may not know this by now, but Mitt won Arizona.

11/18/2012 10:15:48 AM
#1471304
J. James

Murder the Obama voters! That'll learn 'em to never do something so VILE and DISGUSTING as vote.

11/18/2012 10:47:11 AM
#1471311
John

Well, I guess Obama's re-election is the least of her worries, now.

11/18/2012 11:14:56 AM
#1471326
\m/>_<\m/

@sheridan: couple of groups, yeah. you'll find the links on the main page, and there's the forums to help keep a tab if you're feeling helpful. i do it irl in my part of the world, because i can see this creeping, and i'm warning people to never go this far. i like peace, peace is good.

also, wtf! politics is an extremist religion now? i'll go for unhinged.

"Solomon told police that she was trying to scare her husband by stopping the vehicle close to him but she accidentally stepped on the accelerator and struck him."

I believe her that it was an accident. If her husband had actually voted for Obama, on the other hand…"
and this is the same caliber of accidents as getting shot in the back of the head with a sniper rifle from 500 yards away and saying "he slipped"

know what sheridan? if you're stateside, call the aclu, slpc, cops, and/or anyone who listens. i'm sure this counts as hate speech

11/18/2012 11:51:38 AM
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