Dave Blount #fundie moonbattery.com

Justifiable Vehicular Assault?

She might have gotten a little carried away. But if the jury takes into account that she regarded her husband as partially responsible for Obama’s reelection — the most prominent milestone in America’s decline and quite possibly the most disgusting event in human history — they are sure to go easy on her:

"Holly Solomon, 27, opposed President Barack Obama’s re-election and was upset that her husband didn’t vote, authorities said."

So—

"Solomon chased her husband through a Gilbert [Arizona] parking lot with an SUV, circled him as he took refuge behind a light pole and eventually struck him as he tried to flee, police said. —

Solomon told police that she was trying to scare her husband by stopping the vehicle close to him but she accidentally stepped on the accelerator and struck him."

I believe her that it was an accident. If her husband had actually voted for Obama, on the other hand—

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