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Justifiable Vehicular Assault?

She might have gotten a little carried away. But if the jury takes into account that she regarded her husband as partially responsible for Obama’s reelection — the most prominent milestone in America’s decline and quite possibly the most disgusting event in human history — they are sure to go easy on her:

"Holly Solomon, 27, opposed President Barack Obama’s re-election and was upset that her husband didn’t vote, authorities said."

So…

"Solomon chased her husband through a Gilbert [Arizona] parking lot with an SUV, circled him as he took refuge behind a light pole and eventually struck him as he tried to flee, police said. …

Solomon told police that she was trying to scare her husband by stopping the vehicle close to him but she accidentally stepped on the accelerator and struck him."

I believe her that it was an accident. If her husband had actually voted for Obama, on the other hand…

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 49 Comments [11/18/2012 4:54:27 AM]
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Seeker Lancer

So it's okay to kill your political opponents, I guess this is why conservatives are always so scared we're going to do it to them.

11/18/2012 12:32:17 PM

checkmate

But if the jury takes into account that she regarded her husband as partially responsible for Obama’s reelection — they are sure to go easy on her

Ok, I'll pick up on that logic; I'm going to go blow Holly's kneecaps off with a shotgun. If the jury takes into account that she drives an SUV and is partly responsible for destroying our planet, they are sure to go easy on me.

Yay violence, yay vigilantes.

11/18/2012 1:58:52 PM

Old Viking

How intellects like this could lose an election is beyond me.

11/18/2012 2:12:13 PM

David F Mayer

If I were the judge:

Charge: Felonious assault with a motor vehicle.

Verdict: Guilty.

Sentence: 20 years of hard labor breaking rocks.

Next case.

11/18/2012 3:18:48 PM

Sasha

Sure, Dave, next time my boyfriend forgets to buy juice, I'll chase him around the building garage with my car. That'll learn the bastard.

11/18/2012 4:26:44 PM

Iczer-four


11/18/2012 7:12:58 PM



quite possibly the most disgusting event in human history

This just in! Election of a mulatto democrat as president is worse than the Holocaust!

11/18/2012 10:44:52 PM



What the hell is wrong with these people?

11/18/2012 11:26:39 PM

anti-nonsense

You have a skewed sense of what counts as "disgusting".

Running your husband over with an SUV because he didn't vote, now that's disgusting. Not the most disgusting thing that ever happened, but still pretty damn disgusting.

11/19/2012 12:24:13 AM

NonProphet

@Arctic Knight:
Well, it IS Moonbattery. Half the people there claim the Holocaust never happened, and the other half think it was a good thing.
That's the sort of monsters you're dealing with, here.

11/19/2012 3:10:54 AM

Pdycho Tits

{i}Justifiable Vehicular Assault?

She might have gotten a little carried away. But if the jury takes into account that she regarded her husband as partially responsible for Obama’s reelection...[/i]

That's where I stopped reading. Life is simply too short to take in any more of this deranged horseshit.

Hey, dipshit! Free elections exist so other people can vote for the candidates they want without fear of intimidation. Just because you don't get your own way, sucky baby, doesn't mean you have the right to maim someone who disagrees with you.

11/19/2012 3:35:15 AM

Mister Spak

But atheists go on killing sprees because they have no morality to restrain them, right?

11/19/2012 6:42:55 AM

Doubting Thomas

So, basically what you're saying is that it's perfectly OK to injure or kill anyone who doesn't vote the way you want them to. And this fits in with democracy how exactly?

As has probably already been pointed out, this happened in Arizona which Romney won the electoral votes of, so one more vote wouldn't have made any difference. Not like one more vote for Romney would have made any difference anyway, seeing as how Obama won the popular vote by some 3 million votes.

And she thinks that Obama is going to ruin her family's finances, but not huge medical and legal bills?

11/19/2012 7:03:07 AM

dionysus

I don't care if she DID step on the brake like she meant to and didn't kill her husband. That's still some psychotic behavior. And you'd see that if this was an Obama voter doing that. But it's one of yours so you turn a blind eye and even justify her insanity. And by the way, it doesn't matter if the husband votes for Satan or C'thulhu. This is a Constitutional Republic and we have the right to vote however the hell we want or even not vote. Threatening someone for their vote or for not voting is not only insane it's an attack on the very principles this country is founded on. But your lot doesn't fucking care. You spout on and on about "the principles that founded this country" but in the end you justify taking away the most important one and its painfully obvious that you don't care about the principles of this country. You only care about getting your way.

11/19/2012 7:23:49 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

So voting for a candidate you don't like justifies murder? Wow, these people are sick fucks.

11/19/2012 7:40:35 AM

TomA

Can we put D Laurier's comment in CTSTDT?

11/19/2012 9:18:44 AM

shykid

"Obama’s reelection — the most prominent milestone in America’s decline and quite possibly the most disgusting event in human history"

LMFAO.

Oh man, I laughed so hard at this that I started wheezing and had to use my inhaler. I knew this quote was going to be a doozy after "Justifiable Vehicular Assault," but I honestly didn't expect that it would be some butthurt right-wing mouth-frother extraordinaire whining over Obama's re-election and trying to justify running over people because they might be slightly left of batshit insane.

In any case, assault is not justifiable, period, vehicular or otherwise. Intentionally harming another individual is only acceptable when it is necessary for self-defense, and when you have to hurt someone out of self-defense, it's not assault anymore. Either way, this crazy nonsense definitely doesn't qualify as "self-defense."

11/19/2012 10:55:38 AM

Anon-e-moose

...meanwhile, several years ago in North Carolina, a man in his pickup went to a police station's parking lot, and proceeded to use his vehicle to destroy two police cars. When officers had managed to wrest the driver out and restrain him on the ground to arrest him, when they demanded why he'd done this, his reply?:



'People just do the strangest things, when they believe that they're entitled. But they do even stranger things when they just plain believe.'

-Agent Keenan (John Goodman), "Red State"

As I've said before, but bears repeating: You can't spell 'Fundamentalist' without the word Mental.

11/19/2012 1:07:36 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Come to think of it, imagine if this scenario were changed so that an Obama supporter ran her husband down with her car for not voting. Visualize the Moonbattery headline for that one:

Man Run Over by Deranged Moonbat Wife

Or something to that effect.

11/19/2012 6:37:54 PM

the Last Centurion

@Canadiest

only in winnipeg

11/19/2012 7:32:25 PM

Martine R

Crazy bitch should be banned from driving for life!

11/20/2012 3:36:42 AM

Akasuna

The part where you defend this psyco-bitch when she says it was an accident isn't the disgusting part. The part where you actually would defend her more-so if it wasn't, is.

@Iczer-four
Wonder if he likes bananas?

11/20/2012 9:37:25 AM



Republicanism is a mental illness and/or cult.

11/20/2012 9:36:31 PM

Nagol

You and that crazy bitch are both perfect examples of many of the things that are wrong with the extreme right wing. Go fuck yourself, preferably with cactus.

11/20/2012 9:48:03 PM
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