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Hmmm, the regressive posteth much on this thread.. hey, raghead.. your so-called “prophet” [pigs' feces be upon it] is a violent child molester. Noone thinks that your cult is a real religion. Not the Christians, not the Jews, not the Buddhists, not the Hindus.. you’ve screwed with ALL OF US and soon WE WILL ALL turn on you.

Oh and I forgot the Sikhs, a Hindu order specifically formed to DEFEND themselves from the violent hate cult aka PIGSlam.

Now GET LOST, troll.

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hey camel jockey.. your Satanic “prophet” Ba’al-hed used to cure his ills by drinkign camel urine.

Hahaha..

it’s in the KKKoranmpf, stupid!!

Documented dementia!

Ummah Gummah, Moonbattery 48 Comments [11/18/2012 4:54:44 AM]
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#1471102
Leighton Buzzard

Teenagers on the internet. *yawn*

11/18/2012 5:04:43 AM
#1471119
Mike Litoris


11/18/2012 5:24:30 AM
#1471132


Well, he did get the Mohammed-was-a-child-molester part right.

11/18/2012 6:00:20 AM
#1471134
Mudak

So he's the moral equivalent of the people in the bible. I get it.

Also, if you can claim as many adherents as Islam does, I think you can safely say your faith is a religion instead of a cult.

11/18/2012 6:01:32 AM
#1471139
nintendofreakgcn

I am a Christian who acknowledges that Islam is a real religion, whose followers have done good and bad things over the course of time.

Therefore, you are full of shit.

11/18/2012 6:05:33 AM
#1471152
Dr.Shrinker

Girls, girls, you're both pretty

11/18/2012 6:19:34 AM
#1471157
Raised by Horses

"Documented dementia!"

Funny, that's exactly what I was thinking.

11/18/2012 6:32:06 AM
#1471159
UHM

I'm not sure if he is delirious or trying to make a point. It's always hard to tell Ummah Gummah.

11/18/2012 6:34:05 AM
#1471173
breakerslion

"Documented dementia!"

Glass houses....

11/18/2012 6:54:32 AM
#1471177
Hasher

Not strictly on topic, but did you know that the KKK rituals book actually was called The Kloran? Seriously. I'm not making that up!

11/18/2012 7:02:22 AM
#1471185


Noone thinks that your cult is a real religion.

Well, that makes sense. Peter Noone is a very nice man, I hear. Certainly not the type to call someone's religion a cult.

I'm still not sure why everyone on the Internet seems to think having his trust and approval is such a bad thing...

11/18/2012 7:17:21 AM
#1471188
SpukiKitty

MAY THE CAMBRIDGESHIRE GODS OF THE PRISMATIC PYRAMID CURSE THEE & THE BLASPHEMY THAT THOU MAKETH OF ONE OF THEIR ALBUM NAMES!

MAY THE SUPREME DARK HORSEFACE CURSE THEE WITH HIS CRABBINESS & MIGHTY HAMMER & AXE OF LIBERALISM!

MAY THE SUPREME GOLDEN ADONIS SMOTHER THEE IN HIS FLOWING GREASY TRESSES & AWESOME GUITAR SOLOS!

MAY THE GREAT KEYBOARD CAT BURY YOU IN HIS LOUD SWEATERS TIL THOUS HAST SMOTHERETH TO DEATH!

MAY THE MIGHTY ANTICRUST FINISH THYSELF OFF BY USING THY HEAD AS A BASS DRUM & RUN YOU OVER WITH HIS ENZO FERRARI!

MAY THEY DO THIS BY THE POWER OF THE SUPREME HOLY MADCAP & HIS PSYCHEDELIC DAWN-PIPER GUITAR MAGIC & MIND-BLOWING CUTENESS!

THOU SHALT BE CALLETH "UMMAH GUMMAH" NO MORE! THOU SHALT BE RE-DUBED..."MEAN SCOTTISH SCHOOLMASTER FLYING PIG THING"!

11/18/2012 7:19:47 AM
#1471205
Rabbit of Caerbannog

In b4 Islamophobes start defending this.

@Hasher

Srsly? Well that's...that's just silly.

Wonder if they extend the gratuitous use of K's elsewhere. Like, maybe they clean their homes with Klorox and warn against premarital sex for fear of catching khlamydia.

11/18/2012 7:41:53 AM
#1471224
The Crimson Ghost

Isn't this also the title of an obscure Pink Floyd album?

11/18/2012 8:12:42 AM
#1471230
KittyKaboom

Wow. For once, words fail me. That is the stupidest goddamned comment I've seen from that site in awhile, and considering the wealth of intellectual subnormals who boast membership at Moonbattery, that is indeed saying something.

11/18/2012 8:39:14 AM
#1471232
RaysDude98

PIGSlam? What is that, a Denny's Grand Slam with more bacon than usual?

11/18/2012 8:40:45 AM
#1471256
Hasan Prishtina

"Oh and I forgot the Sikhs, a Hindu order specifically formed to DEFEND themselves from the violent hate cult aka PIGSlam"

That would be the Sikhism, whose founder, Guru Nanak, made a pilgrimage to Mecca and Medina, whose scriptures, the Guru Granth Sahib, praises a number of Sufi teachers and whose Guru Amar Das played host to Emperor Akbar. Oh, and the quarrels between Sikhs and Muslims are out by a couple of centuries.

11/18/2012 9:33:17 AM
#1471257
fishtank

I bet he thinks the bible is much better.

11/18/2012 9:36:15 AM
#1471276
Frostythesnowman

What a lucid and persuasive argument. I look forward to seeing Dawkins, Harris, Grayling et al struggling to win a debate against this towering intellectual. Although he probably thinks that they're 'faggots' because they can read without their lips moving.

11/18/2012 10:11:11 AM
#1471293
Renon

We've been over this, Ummah. You're not supposed to drink the bong water.

11/18/2012 10:31:53 AM
#1471303
J. James

Sikhs ain't Hindus, you fuckwad. They're an independent monotheistic religion.

11/18/2012 10:42:58 AM
#1471321
\m/>_<\m/

@#1471132: marrying a 9 year old was commonplace a few centuries past. he was near the end of his life too at that point. oh, and muhammad's first wife khadidja was 25 years his senior... just saying...

also,

"Now GET LOST, troll. " exactly what i was thinking

11/18/2012 11:40:35 AM
#1471349


@\m/>_<\m/

Just because it was morally permissible way back when has no bearing on whether it was right. It's still icky and paedophilic.

11/18/2012 1:34:19 PM
#1471352
Reynardine

Mohammed became *engaged* to Aisha when she was quite young. The marriage was not *consummated* until she was (depending on the account) anything from fourteen to sixteen, and I have gone to high school with girls who did that.

11/18/2012 1:48:53 PM
#1471360
Old Viking

I'm told this guy refuses to eat in restaurants because he heard people masticate there.

11/18/2012 2:06:55 PM
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