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Hmmm, the regressive posteth much on this thread.. hey, raghead.. your so-called “prophet” [pigs' feces be upon it] is a violent child molester. Noone thinks that your cult is a real religion. Not the Christians, not the Jews, not the Buddhists, not the Hindus.. you’ve screwed with ALL OF US and soon WE WILL ALL turn on you.

Oh and I forgot the Sikhs, a Hindu order specifically formed to DEFEND themselves from the violent hate cult aka PIGSlam.

Now GET LOST, troll.

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hey camel jockey.. your Satanic “prophet” Ba’al-hed used to cure his ills by drinkign camel urine.

Hahaha..

it’s in the KKKoranmpf, stupid!!

Documented dementia!

Ummah Gummah, Moonbattery 49 Comments [11/18/2012 4:54:44 AM]
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freako104

Your dementia is now documented

11/18/2012 3:19:10 PM

Vet Emergency

I'm pretty sure you don't get to be racist and then also denigrate something by associating it with the KKK. That's like a skinhead using "nazi" as a slur.

11/18/2012 5:58:54 PM



Middle-school bullying tactic: "Nooooooobody likes you."

I'm not sure why Muslims or anyone else should take the OP seriously after an "argument" like that.

11/19/2012 3:29:37 AM

Doubting Thomas

Moonbats hate Muslims, nothing to see here.

11/19/2012 6:36:55 AM

dionysus

Mohammad was a child molester and killer. That's true. And Paul was an anti-sex psychopath who was also a killer. Constantine was a killer. The ancient Hebrews went around killing and enslaving people. The Abrahamic religions all share the same bloody and immoral history. As you'd expect of an institution created by power-hungry human beings. And if it wasn't for these power-hungry people the religions wouldn't be anywhere near as big as they are. One might say that Islam is beating you at your own game.

11/19/2012 7:14:55 AM

John_in_Oz

The wit displayed here would have slayed them in primary school.

11/19/2012 7:54:54 AM

John_in_Oz

@Reynardine

Wikipedia states: "Aisha was betrothed to Muhammad at the age of six and the marriage was consummated when she was nine years

Wikipedia is sometimes of uncertain authority, but that account matches what I've previously heatd, and I've never heard anyone make your claim before.

11/19/2012 8:00:54 AM

Sharon Young

There's no point battling hate speech with hate speech imo.

11/19/2012 9:33:55 AM

Mattiedef

@Dionysus

And Constantine just made Christianity legal. He didn't convert until his death bed. Paul killed people before his conversion. Mohammad was encouraged by his family and friends to become a military leader as opposed to a more religious type leader. He didn't even want to proclaim his message, but his first wife, and another relative, browbeat him into it. Though I don't there is a dispute that there was some level of bloodiness to all religions. Though Early Christians are usually removed from it and didn't adopt a more violent route until after becoming more split and accepted.

Though Islam was forbidden by converting by the sword and had to accept monotheistic religions (Later Hindu was allowed into this special status). The worst they could do was tax them a little more. In fact, the way they treated them back in the day is better than the way most of those fundielands treat them now. Yes, try to recapture your 'golden age' by ignoring the history of your 'golden age.' This makes sense.

That said, the KKK being muslim is laughable.

11/19/2012 11:00:21 AM

Nezumi

Oh and I forgot the Sikhs, a Hindu order specifically formed to DEFEND themselves from the violent hate cult aka PIGSlam.

Uhm... this isn't remotely true. The Sikhs were formed in the 15th century, about two centuries before there was an Islamic presence in India. It's also not a sect of Hinduism -- indeed, they're entirely incompatible as Sikhism is monotheistic.

11/19/2012 11:39:36 AM

= POPE =

"your Satanic “prophet” Ba’al-hed used to cure his ills by drinkign camel urine."

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Seriously. You should drink camel urine and then tell us what you think.

Sikhs are the last remaining sect of the once-great religion of Zoroastrianism, I was told... unless you count the Scottish Thessalonians.

11/19/2012 12:09:09 PM

dionysus

@Mattiedef

I had no idea about Mohammad spreading Islam because of the influence of his relatives but I'm pretty sure Constantine converted to Christianity after the battle of the Milvian Bridge when he won that battle. And it makes sense in context because back in that time people would ask one of the gods for assistance (in this case Jesus) and if they won the battle the god was assumed to be stronger than the opposing god and worshiped. So it fits with the way ancient beliefs worked.

11/19/2012 12:09:29 PM

Tiredofitall

It is my understanding that when Mohammed received the Quran from the angel Gabriel, he was pretty sure he had been out in the sun too long and there was a distinct possibility he was crazy. It was his *Christian* wife who convinced him that God had indeed chosen him to bring a new scripture to the world. Yes, she was 20-25 years his senior.

As far as the pedophilia bit, Mohammed may have married her at six because it was the only way to protect her and ensure she had status within his family (adopted children and concubines were pretty much persona non grata). That DOES NOT MEAN HE FUCKED HER then. And while Wikipedia may state she was 9 when the marriage was consummated, that's not exactly a primary source, is it? And who knows if the story is even factual at all?

And no, I'm not Muslim. But I am very tired of hearing how Islam is evil because Mohammed was "a kid fucker!!" We don't *know* that. And there's lots of other reasons Islam could be considered "evil" - most of which is tribal tradition grafted onto the religion.

11/19/2012 12:38:47 PM

Anonymous Coward

While demeaning and immature, I can't honestly say there's all that much wrong written in it, other than the assertion that other religions don't recognize Islam; then again I see ALL religions as cults, so whatever.

11/19/2012 12:51:09 PM

Mech610

@Rabbit of Caerbannog

I don't know about any more ridiculous uses of the letter K, but I do know that the leader of the KKK is called the 'Grand Wizard', and that's just hilarious.

11/19/2012 2:10:34 PM

Felix Wilde

@POPE: Untrue. Zoroastrians still exist in North Africa and the Middle East as a minority religious demographic, and I believe the Sikhs aren't actually a sect or divergence from Zoroastrianism any more than the Jews are. Many of today's religions were at some point influenced by Zoroastrianism (and its sects like Mithraism), including the Abrahamic religions, Sikhism and some schools of Hinduism. But Sikhism definitely is, and I thought the Thessalonians were, an independent religion.

The Abrahamic religions have universally been spread by the sword and have had leaders of, to put it lightly, dubious moral principle. Even if Mohammed was a kiddie-fiddler, that doesn't make Islam any worse than the large number of Christian sects led by paedophiles, does it? And though I hate to rely on moral relativism, it is worth noting that marriage to children was the norm then. It's entirely possible future generations will view today's non-vegetarians (like me) as barbaric in retrospect. Doesn't make it right, but some people are victims of their society more than anything else.

Fuck it, I sound like some Hardline idiot justy there. My point is, hate on Mohammed all you want, but it's hypocritical to pretend other Abrahamic religions are any better.

11/19/2012 3:02:41 PM

Zits

This Ummah Gummah may be getting his ...facts from "Innocence Of Muslims" a movie that is making controversy around the planet.

In my personal opinion it is an offense to film making. I survived eight minutes before killing the web page and surfing elsewhere. In Moonbattery, it may risk becoming a documentary.

11/19/2012 3:54:25 PM

Hasan Prishtina

"Sikhs are the last remaining sect of the once-great religion of Zoroastrianism, I was told..."

The person who told you was confused between Sikhs and Parsees, who are Zoroastrian. Mumbai is now the heart of the Parsee world, whereas Sikhs are concentrated in the Punjab. Freddy Mercury was a Parsee...

11/20/2012 8:05:53 AM

Akasuna

"Documented dementia!" Hit the nail right on the fucking head. That is what this site is here for, and what we're all here for. Or more specifically, to laugh at/educate the demented/stupid. You are the latter of the two. I won't even begin to correct you. You aren't worth it.

11/20/2012 9:32:10 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Hmmm, the regressive posteth"

Biggus Dickus, is that you?! [/"Monty Python's Life of Brian"] X3

@Mike Litoris

I'll see your Tommy Lee Jones Implied Facepalm, and raise you a Rarity Implied Facehoof:



/)^3^(\

11/20/2012 10:14:40 AM

vaiyt

Ah, Sikhs are now suddenly your friends? I mean, a lot of them were shot after 9/11 because towelheads be all the same amirite?

11/20/2012 11:00:50 AM

Iczer-four


11/20/2012 2:37:13 PM

HG131

Well, I have to give him the violent paedophile thing. Just saying, marrying a six year old isn't okay. The rest of that is retarded, though. Especially since Buddhists don't hate anybody. If Buddha was in America today, he'd live in Washington or Colorado.

12/17/2012 4:13:01 AM



1. Sikh's aren't Hindu
2. SIKH'S AREN'T FUCKING HINDU
3. I'm glad you realize Sikh's aren't Islamic, but THEY ALSO AREN'T HINDU

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