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Since wiping your ass with your right hand offends Muslims, the Quran dictates only the left hand for wiping, will that also be banned? Who will enforce compliance? What will the penalty be?

Perhaps Muslim savages should try leaping forward into the 14th century when toilet paper was first used. As time rolls forward and civilization moves with it, the gulf between Islamic death cult followers and everyone else widens. Trapped in the 6th Century by the religion of oppression, pedophilia, consanguineous marriage, suicide and murder, they are incapable of coexisting with a modern society.

762x51, Moonbattery 26 Comments [11/19/2012 3:30:41 PM]
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#1471631
Nezumi

As Cracked has pointed out, if Islam were trapped in the past, we'd be a hell of a lot better off. Back then they were incredibly progressive, scientifically forward-thinking, and willing to change with the times.

As for specifically being trapped in the 6th century, this would actually be before Islam even existed, so... yeah.

11/19/2012 4:08:44 PM
#1471660


What's really pathetic here is the inability to distinguish between moderate Muslims (which Islamophobes like to pretend do not exist) and Muslim extremists. To people like this, all Muslims are just one large death cult whose members engage in incestuous, pedophilic relationships between blowing up infidels with IEDs. Well guess what? There are roughly one billion Muslims on the planet and only a fraction of them engage in the behavior this troglodyte describes. Yes, religious extremists are incapable of coexisting with a modern society, but so are loons like this.

11/19/2012 5:17:56 PM
#1471661
Rabbit of Caerbannog

I bet this is one of the malcontents who wet himself over the Islamic cultural center in New York City...

11/19/2012 5:19:22 PM
#1471673
ScrappyB

Islam was pretty progressive up until the fundamentalists gained power. Which is the same thing Christian fundamentalists want to do over here, and would likely have similar results.

11/19/2012 5:37:02 PM
#1471680
Anonymous

How can the reality that people are people everywhere be scarier than the stories these people dredge up and recite to themselves?

People are people everywhere. It's that simple. Given a large enough sample, all poulations will be peppered with the brilliant, the noble, the selfless, the greedy and the sociopathic. But the vast majority just want to get on with their lives in peace and quiet.

11/19/2012 6:02:54 PM
#1471691
Arctic Knight

"the Quran dictates only the left hand for wiping,"

No it doesn't. The only thing the Quran says about toilet issues is that one must wash their hands after. Wiping with the left hand comes from hadith sources, not the Quran.

Your ignorance of that which you try to speak only demonstrates your own stupidity.


11/19/2012 6:55:42 PM
#1471710


The Effect of Islam on Science in the Middle East - 9th-12th Century

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIMifWU5ucU

Let Neil Tyson explain it you.

11/19/2012 8:18:23 PM
#1471717
Sasha

Well, what would you wipe your ass with if you were stuck out in the desert with no TP in sight? And it's not like Europeans were paragons of hygiene in the 14th century either.

11/19/2012 8:32:12 PM
#1471733
smartz

Yes, darn those savage Muslims of the past, especially for bringing us science, arithmetic and astronomy! Darn them to heck!

11/19/2012 9:35:17 PM
#1471734


wiping your butt with the hand you use to eat is somewhat disgusting, toilet paper or not. The issue was primarily disease control.


11/19/2012 9:42:00 PM
#1471735
Valerianus


11/19/2012 9:48:43 PM
#1471753
Hakar

So you're saying you are stuck in the 14th century?
Try joining us in the 21st.

11/20/2012 12:10:45 AM
#1471755


A hell of a lot of other, non-Muslim places in the world have no toilet paper either, FYI.

11/20/2012 12:24:32 AM
#1471781
fishtank

Glass houses, buddy.

11/20/2012 3:59:53 AM
#1471877
Seeker Lancer

Because Sharia law is totally going to happen guys! I read it on the Internet!

11/20/2012 6:37:46 AM
#1471918
Mister Spak

"Trapped in the 6th Century by the religion of oppression, pedophilia, consanguineous marriage, suicide and murder, they are incapable of coexisting with a modern society."

They sound just like you moonbats.

11/20/2012 7:08:28 AM
#1471927
Dr.Shrinker

Since being gay offends Christian fanatics, the bible dictates that only clergy-approved sex take place, will that also be banned? Who will enforce compliance? What will the penalty be?

Perhaps Christian fanatics should try leaping forward into the 19th century when modern conceptions of sexuality were first conceived. As time rolls forward and civilization moves with it, the gulf between Christian death cult followers and everyone else widens. Trapped in the 1st Century by the religion of oppression, pedophilia, consanguineous marriage, suicide and murder, they are incapable of coexisting with a modern society.

11/20/2012 7:26:31 AM
#1471929
Doubting Thomas

I've heard this claim about Muslims wiping with left hand only, but is this just another false xenophobic stereotype, like Jews only being allowed to have sex through a hole in a sheet?

11/20/2012 7:33:19 AM
#1471953
Hasan Prishtina

At the moment I'm in a country where most people are Muslim. Grocery stores have stacks and stacks of toilet paper. What was that you were saying, 762x51?

11/20/2012 8:09:25 AM
#1471957
Mister Spak

Doubting Thomas:

It's true. The left hand is used for wiping and nothing else. The result is a culture of only right handers.

11/20/2012 8:16:45 AM
#1471983
Matante

I can understand why this guy is so concerned with how Muslims wipe. Given that he lives with his head permanently up his ass, differences (imagined or real) in wiping style imply a completely different worldview!

11/20/2012 9:16:20 AM
#1471984
Akasuna

I could say the /exact/ same things about Christians. And I do. A lot. It's fun.

11/20/2012 9:18:13 AM
#1472034
vaiyt

Trapped in the 6th Century by the religion of oppression, pedophilia, consanguineous marriage, suicide and murder,

WHICH one?

11/20/2012 10:58:58 AM
#1472074
Justanotheratheist

You lot have not advanced much beyond the 6th century, either.

11/20/2012 12:25:37 PM
#1472075
Justanotheratheist

You lot have not advanced much beyond the 6th century, either.

11/20/2012 12:43:02 PM
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