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Since wiping your ass with your right hand offends Muslims, the Quran dictates only the left hand for wiping, will that also be banned? Who will enforce compliance? What will the penalty be?

Perhaps Muslim savages should try leaping forward into the 14th century when toilet paper was first used. As time rolls forward and civilization moves with it, the gulf between Islamic death cult followers and everyone else widens. Trapped in the 6th Century by the religion of oppression, pedophilia, consanguineous marriage, suicide and murder, they are incapable of coexisting with a modern society.

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