Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
[UPS has stopped donating to the Boy Scouts.]
From now on I'll use Fed X. I proudly discriminate against sodomites. If thats abuse against perverts so be it.
[11/19/2012 3:32:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 52
Good to hear you're going to stop supporting the Republican party. By the actual Biblical definition, Sodomy (the sin of Sodom) is pride to the point that one believes that one is uniquely entitled to their good fortune and need not share it with others. That's basically the GOP platform.
11/19/2012 4:05:01 PM
Yes, let's shit on Republicans in unrelated topics. That will show them how sensible we are.
11/19/2012 4:16:24 PM
Filin De Blanc
Would it kill you loons to get less worked up about the sex lives of people you don't even know? You're worse than gossip columnists.
11/19/2012 4:19:11 PM
My my, what a lovely
err... Christian Love Roach!
11/19/2012 4:32:06 PM
From now on I'll use Fed X.
FedEx will eventually follow. Fortune 500 companies don't want to get into this crap. They'll quietly tell FedEx they don't want to get "Anita Bryant"-ed and they'd better follow suit.
11/19/2012 4:58:39 PM
Raised by Horses
And if FedEx does the same, what then? Carrier pigeons?
11/19/2012 5:06:17 PM
Ironic, isn't it, that your name starts with "bung"?
11/19/2012 5:06:49 PM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
Well that and bigots like bungicord were probably offended by the slogan "What can brown do for you?"
11/19/2012 5:09:16 PM
Double post - my bad!
11/19/2012 5:12:07 PM
... Given the bizarre way they've seemingly-inextricably melted together and their beliefs forced to align even when they should be in opposition to each other, I'm not sure that there
such a thing as a Fundie-related topic that's not related to Republicans.
11/19/2012 5:27:14 PM
I'm sure UPS will miss your bigot money. I can just picture their CEO crying themself to sleep in their bed of dollar bills.
11/19/2012 6:49:33 PM
What I want to know is how the Boy Scouts eject a kid once he hits puberty and realizes he's gay, or decides he's an atheist. I envision a scene like the opening of the old Chuck Connors TV show "Branded."
11/19/2012 8:11:36 PM
And you can't even spell the name of the company you plan to use?
11/19/2012 8:52:50 PM
It has happened. More often, said scouts remained closeted to avoid being ostracized. I've known one or two, who are now advocates for the Scouts ending their discriminatory policies.
11/19/2012 11:21:41 PM
I prefer the USPS myself. Great service at a fraction of the price.
11/20/2012 12:41:23 AM
Why should we care?
And I bet UPS is crying right now.
11/20/2012 3:54:07 AM
"Yes, let's shit on Republicans in unrelated topics. That will show them how sensible we are."
There is never an inappropriate time to shit on Republicans. They shit on everyone else...
11/20/2012 5:33:22 AM
Pretty soon fundies won't be able to buy anything but Chik-Fil-A.
11/20/2012 6:32:22 AM
I would use UPS more if they didn't shake up and damage packages, then refuse to pay for the damage they caused. But I'm glad to see that they've stopped donating money to a private homophobic organization.
I don't think I'll let my son join the Boy Scouts anyway. They are just a shell of their former self. I have an old Boy Scout handbook from the 1950's and it actually teaches you basic survival skills as well as how to make things, how to find your way if you're lost, etc. It also lists the requirements for merit badges, which are fairly stringent. Modern cub scouts get a merit badge for playing video games. I wish I were making this up, but I'm not.
11/20/2012 6:51:48 AM
Actually, Chik-Fil-A reversed their policy and announced they would no longer give money to anti-gay hate groups. To which many fundies went apeshit and decided to not eat there any more because they caved in to the boycotts.
11/20/2012 6:59:40 AM
Did you know that FedEx makes charitable and volunteer efforts that focus on sustaining the environment a priority? The focus is on creating solutions for sustainable transportation as well as on preserving ecosystems.
You lose again.
11/20/2012 7:03:22 AM
Okay... let's make this real simple... For example, I am against rape, and I love eating at Burger King. Let's say that the CEO of Burger King rapes a girl. Does that mean that I'm going to stop eating at Burger King? Fuck no is the appropriate answer. But let me guess, you thought the opposite didn't you...?
11/20/2012 9:02:28 AM
That'll show 'em!
11/20/2012 5:39:37 PM
So that bubble you live in just got smaller. Better get used to that. its going to be happening a lot in the future.
11/20/2012 6:29:31 PM
Question for you queers: Suppose you and your lover are going at it hot and heavy. He pulls it out of your ass and puts it in your mouth. Does he wash it off first? No? I didn't think so.
11/22/2012 9:32:36 AM