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Depraved UK is depraved

Sounds more like men & women in the UK really hate each other & are seeking the same-sex out of desperation. But why am I not suprised? The GLBTs have always hated people of the opposite gender

NerdOfReason, FreeRepublic 32 Comments [11/20/2012 4:06:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Bleep
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Bleep

Firstly, yay for getting a submission.

Secondly, wtf? Is this how he (she?) imagines our thought process to go:

*adjusts top hat, stir tea*
"I say old boy, I can't seem to find a young filly to procreate with."
"Terrible, Ponsonby, terrible."
"Egads! I do declare that from this moment forth I detest that vile sex of women"
"Oh Ponsoby, what a spiffing idea. I think I'll join you."
"Righto, now that we hate women and are utterly desperate, do you fancy some hard core anal sex? Then we can have tea and crumpets, and watch Wimbledon."
"Sounds topping old man, now I've decided to hate women, I love the cock."

11/20/2012 4:22:46 AM

Snarker

Sounds to me like you don't know anything about people, period.

11/20/2012 4:23:51 AM

TB Tabby

By that logic, heterosexuals must all hate people of the same gender.

11/20/2012 4:30:45 AM

beehummingbird

The article the OP talks about in the link is about families with unmarried couples.

It only briefly touches on the statistics of gay marriage, so I don't know how NerdOfReason has come to the conclusion that men & women in the UK hate each other :/

11/20/2012 4:32:05 AM

shykid

Sexual orientation doesn't work that way, but Bleep already explained that much more hilariously.

11/20/2012 4:36:43 AM

Sheridan

By this logic you could still be gay or a lesbian.

But wouldn't hating the opposite gender make it rather difficult to be bisexual and, using the same logic, you would have to hate your own gender to become a trans-man/ trans-woman.

So no.

11/20/2012 4:40:00 AM

Frostythesnowman

I'm struggling to see how this would work with bisexual people. Do they hate everybody?

11/20/2012 4:47:25 AM

Filin De Blanc

Then why do fag hags and dyke tykes exist?

11/20/2012 4:49:48 AM

UHM

Just because you do…

11/20/2012 4:53:33 AM

Onelife

Bleep wins the Internet

11/20/2012 5:52:51 AM

Danarth

Never visited the UK have you, nerd...

11/20/2012 5:59:11 AM

Doubting Thomas

I was single (and celibate, though not a virgin) for a number of years before I met my wife. I was never desperate enough to consider homosexuality.

And I think the GL in GLBT means that gays and lesbians are willing to work together to achieve sexual equality. I really don't think they hate each other. They just don't date.

11/20/2012 6:31:37 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

You wouldn't know reason if it bit you on the ass.

11/20/2012 6:40:44 AM

Mister Spak

"Sounds more like men & women in the UK really hate each other & are seeking the same-sex out of desperation. "

Are these the same men and women who are murdering their dot-sized babies?

11/20/2012 6:57:43 AM

fishtank

Non sequitur much?

11/20/2012 6:57:46 AM

anti-nonsense

you do realize that the "B" in that stands for "bi" which means they are attracted to both genders.

And also a tiny minority of gay and lesbian people hate the opposite gender, most just aren't interested in having sex with them.

Do you hate people of the same gender just because you don't want to have sex with them?

11/20/2012 7:01:56 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Wasn't it FreeRepublic that published the letter announcing their allegiance to England because Obama was re-elected? I guess that plan is shot.

Dang Freepers, its getting to the point where there's no place in the civilized world that's left for you. No wonder you're all so pissy.

11/20/2012 7:39:21 AM

JSS

"The GLBTs have always hated people of the opposite gender"

You've obviously never even seen a gay man let alone met one.

11/20/2012 8:15:41 AM

Darwin

"The GLBTs have always hated people of the opposite gender"

No, they LOVE people of the SAME gender. BIG difference.

11/20/2012 8:30:37 AM

Hasan Prishtina

"The GLBTs have always hated people of the opposite gender"

As the B in GLBT are attracted to both sexes, I think you have a bit of a problem here, NOR.

11/20/2012 8:35:18 AM



"The GLBTs have always hated people of the opposite gender"

Um... I'm Bisexual... the "B" in LGBT. That means I'm attracted to both genders... so how in the name of fuck am I supposed to be attracted to them if I hate them????

11/20/2012 11:02:30 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Depraved UK is depraved"

Nah, you're doing it wrong. It's:



Derpraved UK is derpraved.

...and which best pony to rave about than Derpy, eh, Bronies & Pegasisters?! <3 :3

11/20/2012 11:55:01 AM

Sasha

Just because you Freepers hate everybody else on Earth doesn't mean the rest of humanity follows your vile example. Hate isn't the universal value you think it is.

11/20/2012 12:09:36 PM



"The GLBT's have always hated people of the opposite gender".

That will probably come as quite a surprise to Cher, Bette Midler, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Kathy Griffin.

11/20/2012 12:10:03 PM

QuasiRodent

'Bisexual people'
People who are bisexual are still (usually) male OR female, not both, so they have a single opposite gender.
What this wouldn't work with are intersexed people.

11/20/2012 12:58:03 PM
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