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#1471799
Frostythesnowman
The 'thing you put your hand on' is called the planchette.
It's interesting that once you start believing in one lot of nonsense, such as christinity for example, the floodgates are opened to believe in any old crap.
11/20/2012 4:43:57 AM
#1471810
Titania
Bullshit flag!
11/20/2012 4:57:08 AM
#1471831
Max
Liar!
11/20/2012 5:36:39 AM
#1471849
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Hasbro markets and distributes the Ouija Board as part of its line of board games. (The one my brothers and I played with — without any negative consequences whatsoever — carried the Milton-Bradley label.) So, since it's a mass-produced product, I have to ask:
Are the demons that inhabit Ouija Boards paid by Hasbro, or do they scare gullible little fundies pro bono?
If I were a demon, I'd certainly apply for the job; sounds like endless fun.
11/20/2012 6:03:23 AM
#1471854
UHM
Drugs are bad, 'mkey?
11/20/2012 6:10:37 AM
#1471858
Doubting Thomas
Lying for Jesus about Ouija boards, part 34,234,586.
11/20/2012 6:18:34 AM
#1471891
Mister Spak
"oh and I found out later that the girl was a heroin addict . . ."
You sound like an LSD addict.
11/20/2012 6:49:02 AM
#1471924
dionysus
Right. And you also used to be an atheist in your teenage years when you did drugs 24/7 while playing dungeons and dragons which gave you the urge to explore Satanism and witchcraft. In other words this is another fundie fabrication.
11/20/2012 7:23:35 AM
#1471933
Horsefeathers
Isn't there something in your religion about not bearing false witness?
11/20/2012 7:39:07 AM
#1471941
John
Bad things sometimes happen whether you mess with a Ouija or not. And good things sometimes happen whether you pray or not. There's not a shred of evidence that either has any effect. People just remember the things that confirm their previous beliefs.
11/20/2012 7:52:39 AM
#1472011
Pule Thamex
Incredible! That there's potent magic and a mighty powerful telling of it too. That's gonna go down a storm amongst the brethren on the whoosh boards. But have you considered making it more widely available? Story like that's bound to make an impression and gain some fresh blood for the cult. Jesus is gonna be so proud of you when you start bringing people to Him er, ...soon.
11/20/2012 10:14:02 AM
#1472021
"The thing you put your hands on, flew across the room. All sorts of bad things began to happen around the house and with each of the people playing that night."
9th Commandment, anyone?
11/20/2012 10:37:47 AM
#1472027
Anyone else realise this is almost the exact plot of the British horror film "Long Time Dead"?
11/20/2012 10:50:08 AM
#1472040
Ludd
Maybe you superstitious rubes should lay off the LSD.
11/20/2012 11:20:14 AM
#1472051
Papabear
So, did you talk to Mother Goose... I mean, you believe in fairy tales?
11/20/2012 11:46:00 AM
#1472060
Sasha
Kudos to gzusrulzme's friend, who apparently pulled off a massive prank on these gullible twits. I hope she got some money from her audience: "Give me $200 or I'll tell you the name of your grandmother's lesbian lover!"
11/20/2012 12:02:02 PM
#1472062
Frank
"She said she had been speaking with John Belushi's spirit on her board and wanted to show all of us"
Next time ask him why he did "1942" because it was shit.
11/20/2012 12:04:17 PM
#1472067
JohnTheAtheist
Lying for Jesus is still lying.
11/20/2012 12:11:55 PM
#1472108
The Ouija Board-- the most satanic bit of plastic ever made by Milton-Bradley. Well maybe Battleship is a bit more evil, but not by much!
11/20/2012 2:47:18 PM
#1472119
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
@Ludd
Why? The first time I seriously considered the possibility that there is no God, was while doing acid. I began reading up on atheism afterwards, and before I knew it I was kicking Christianity to the curb.
It might do the RR crowd some good to experiment with it. It can bring latent mental illness to the surface though, but we already think they are all crazy over there anyway, so no big deal.
11/20/2012 3:52:15 PM
#1472147
Thinking Allowed
Just to let you know, the 80s was over with 22 years ago. You can quit using the conspiracy theory now.
11/20/2012 4:46:29 PM
#1472162
Old Viking
Wow! If the thing I put my hands on ever flies across the room I'm going to panic, for sure.
11/20/2012 5:12:30 PM
#1472171
Snarker
Everytime I hear these guys talk about their self-moving Ouija boards, I find myself remembering the game The World Ends With You.
Maybe your planchette is being moved by a Player who wants to screw with you.
11/20/2012 5:24:30 PM
#1472269
myheadhurts
false witnessing is one of the Big Ten no-nos bitch
11/20/2012 7:52:06 PM
#1472347
Mech610
You've never been in the same state as a Quija Board have you?
11/21/2012 12:16:03 AM
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