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[Re:ACLU sues to force elementary (school) libraries to display lesbian advocacy book]

Easy solution:

1. Place book on shelf.
2. When no one is looking, have some remove the book, bring it to an appropriate place, take a bodacious Obama on it, then burn it.
3. If ACLU objects, tell them to hire someone to watch the book at all times.
4. When The ACLU Obamahole has to take a bodacious Obama and goes to the Obamaroom, go to step 2.

Da Coyote, Free Republic 47 Comments [11/20/2012 4:39:23 AM]
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Loki The Strange

You do realize you sound like a six year old, right?

11/20/2012 4:57:27 AM

Frostythesnowman

So somebody who may be very troubled by serious issues of sexuality should be denied advice and support because some bigoted cretin who thinks it's clever to work the President's name into a toilet reference, and whose life will not be affected in any way by the book, says so?

11/20/2012 4:58:31 AM

Prager

Freepers are such a class act...

11/20/2012 5:08:51 AM

Filin De Blanc

Replacing profane words with Obama's name. How mature and clever of you. I'm sure HL Mencken would be proud.

11/20/2012 5:10:24 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Da Coyote might not be a closeted homosexual.

His shitty comment makes it clear that he's homofecephiliac or, more likely, heterofecephiliac. Or probably just bi*.

Either way, Da Coyote luvs him some poop.


* ("Bifecephiliacs are unique in the sense that they are attracted to anyone's feces. Bifecephiliacs don't mind if the feces they use are from their own body or others.")

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fecephiliac

11/20/2012 5:50:11 AM

Doubting Thomas

Free Republic illustrating once again their sophomoric intelligence.

And I just love the irony of people on "Free Republic" advocating book burning. Because nothing makes a republic more free than restricting access to ideas the government doesn't agree with.

11/20/2012 6:00:07 AM

Mihangel apYrs

@Jezebel's Evil Sister

I'm glad I've finished lunch, otherwise it would be a fast day!

11/20/2012 6:20:56 AM

Raised by Horses

Free Republic: Where wit comes to die.

11/20/2012 6:42:10 AM

Mister Spak

"When no one is looking, have some remove the book, . . ."

Thou shalt not steal. Why do you hate Jesus?

11/20/2012 6:47:36 AM

fishtank

You people have difficulty with this "freedom" thing, eh?

11/20/2012 6:55:28 AM

anti-nonsense

How very mature of you. How old are you, ten?

11/20/2012 6:58:58 AM

UHM

You know, when I read "lesbian advocacy book" I'm thinking second generation radical feminists, calling for all men to be killed or kept like lifestock and preaching about the supremacy of women - RadFem.

What I actually found looking for it just two minutes now is this:

From Amazon: "Marmee, Meema, and the kids are just like any other family on the block. In their beautiful house, they cook dinner together, they laugh together, and they dance together. But some of the other families don't accept them. They say they are different. How can a family have two moms and no dad? But Marmee and Meema?s house is full of love. And they teach their children that different doesn't mean wrong. And no matter how many moms or dads they have, they are everything a family is meant to be.

Here is a true Polacco story of a family, living by their own rules, and the strength they gain by the love they feel."

Erm, yeah, don't take what these people say at face value.

11/20/2012 7:07:28 AM

dionysus

Destroying public property and censorship: the mark of a True 'Murican PatriotTM*

*This is not AT ALL like something communists would do!

11/20/2012 7:18:33 AM

The Crimson Ghost

How old is this guy? 10?

11/20/2012 7:58:13 AM

Deep Search

Can't tell if Free Republic fundie or seven year old.

Try as you might you can't turn Obama into Santorum. Because Santorum actually deserved what he got.

11/20/2012 7:59:31 AM

JSS

This guy reminds me of Peter Griffin after his job at the Superstore USA was taken by Meg and he makes raspberry sounds every time 'Meg' is mentioned.

Oh 'Da Coyote', you truly are mentally ill.

11/20/2012 8:17:56 AM

breakerslion

The moral compass of a male coyote:

If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it.

11/20/2012 8:36:52 AM



You can do that. Ill do the same to your bible if we're being immature little pricks here. Also do you kiss your mother with that mouth?? Obama this Obama that SUCH language.

11/20/2012 9:23:44 AM

Thinking Allowed

Sure, breaking the law always solves the problem of what you don't like. Ok...I got that...thanks.

11/20/2012 9:29:18 AM

Gabriel LaVedier

@breakerslion

Give coyotes a little more credit. They're often majority monogamous, cunning survivors and not bigoted when it comes to the prospect of having to mate with a dog or a wolf.

Plus, Coyote myths are wicked cool.

11/20/2012 9:42:14 AM

dfmfundies

So this clown is advocating book burning, but if you call him a Nazi he'll have a conniption.

11/20/2012 9:49:48 AM



"1. Place book on shelf.
2. When no one is looking, steal the book because breaking the law is so moral, take it to the toilet and shit on it, then burn it because nothing says that you're a rational person than turning into Hitler."

11/20/2012 10:35:12 AM

Papabear

So, like the fascists through the last few centuries, your solution to ideas you don't like is to burn books containing them. An interesting take on a "Free Republic."

11/20/2012 11:39:47 AM



WTF does this have to do with Obama?


11/20/2012 11:42:11 AM

Sasha

This is a case where I could condone washing someone's mouth out with soap.

11/20/2012 12:04:50 PM
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