[Re:ACLU sues to force elementary (school) libraries to display lesbian advocacy book]
Easy solution:
1. Place book on shelf.
2. When no one is looking, have some remove the book, bring it to an appropriate place, take a bodacious Obama on it, then burn it.
3. If ACLU objects, tell them to hire someone to watch the book at all times.
4. When The ACLU Obamahole has to take a bodacious Obama and goes to the Obamaroom, go to step 2.
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So somebody who may be very troubled by serious issues of sexuality should be denied advice and support because some bigoted cretin who thinks it's clever to work the President's name into a toilet reference, and whose life will not be affected in any way by the book, says so?
Da Coyote might not be a closeted homosexual.
His shitty comment makes it clear that he's homofecephiliac or, more likely, heterofecephiliac . Or probably just bi*.
Either way, Da Coyote luvs him some poop.
* ("Bifecephiliacs are unique in the sense that they are attracted to anyone's feces. Bifecephiliacs don't mind if the feces they use are from their own body or others.")
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fecephiliac
Free Republic illustrating once again their sophomoric intelligence.
And I just love the irony of people on "Free Republic" advocating book burning. Because nothing makes a republic more free than restricting access to ideas the government doesn't agree with.
"When no one is looking, have some remove the book, . . ."
Thou shalt not steal. Why do you hate Jesus?
You know, when I read "lesbian advocacy book" I'm thinking second generation radical feminists, calling for all men to be killed or kept like lifestock and preaching about the supremacy of women - RadFem.
What I actually found looking for it just two minutes now is this:
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From Amazon: "Marmee, Meema, and the kids are just like any other family on the block. In their beautiful house, they cook dinner together, they laugh together, and they dance together. But some of the other families don't accept them. They say they are different. How can a family have two moms and no dad? But Marmee and Meema?s house is full of love. And they teach their children that different doesn't mean wrong. And no matter how many moms or dads they have, they are everything a family is meant to be.
Here is a true Polacco story of a family, living by their own rules, and the strength they gain by the love they feel."
Erm, yeah, don't take what these people say at face value.
This guy reminds me of Peter Griffin after his job at the Superstore USA was taken by Meg and he makes raspberry sounds every time 'Meg' is mentioned.
Oh 'Da Coyote', you truly are mentally ill.
@breakerslion
Give coyotes a little more credit. They're often majority monogamous, cunning survivors and not bigoted when it comes to the prospect of having to mate with a dog or a wolf.
Plus, Coyote myths are wicked cool.
"1. Place book on shelf.
2. When no one is looking, steal the book because breaking the law is so moral, take it to the toilet and shit on it, then burn it because nothing says that you're a rational person than turning into Hitler."
"Wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen"
"Where they burn books, they will also ultimately burn people." -- Heinrich Heine
When no one is looking, have some[one] remove the book, ... then burn it.
First: "Thou shalt not steal". So you want to commit a sin and a criminal offense to help preserve your bigotry? How admirable.
Second: Throughout history, people who burn books have never been those with whom one wants associate oneself.
Third: Just imagine if I did what you propose above with the Bible. You'd go ballistic.
Hey, Da Coyote: This is 2012; WiFi and dropping costs of CCD sensors have made it very easy and cheap to put cameras anywhere one may desire, and storage space is blisteringly cheap these days.
Expect to face misdemeanor charges for theft and vandalism, if you decide to be the one to protect the oh-so-dear “innocence” of those children. You will quite likely be caught, especially if you’re a repeat offender.
Furthermore, equating Obama to turds smacks of racism. I wager that's the effect you were aiming for, given you’re already openly bigoted against gays.
@ Gabriel LaVedier
The same is true of jackals, although they are far more monogamous than coyotes, who tend to break up after the pups leave- jackals are known to stay together until the death of a partner.
Also: Do you read Gunnerkrigg Court?
Gotta admit using Obama as a swear is kinda funny.
As for the rest, youk know else burned books? HITLER. Also, the bad guys in Farenhight 9/11. The police, on the other hand...
Confused?
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