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I think we have already tried to love [gay people]. They don't want it!!!! You have to have s e x with them them they will know you mean it...... maybe..... they might just have you do a bunch of stuff afterwards, like clime a tree naked, hold a sign in Town Square that says "I am a bigot and I am really a qu ee r"..... then just maybe, just maybe you can be their pet and eat the crumbs of food off their floor.....

What the?, OneNewsNow 43 Comments [11/20/2012 4:54:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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#1472150
nintendofreakgcn

There has never been a more fitting username than "What the?"

11/20/2012 4:56:30 PM

#1472156
Filin De Blanc

That is one kinky fantasy you've got there.

11/20/2012 5:04:49 PM

#1472160
dpareja

"Help, help, I'm bein' repressed!" screams his fantasies.

11/20/2012 5:10:47 PM

#1472164


This sounds like a masochistic fantasy.

11/20/2012 5:14:43 PM

#1472204
Reynardine

Very interesting erotic fantasies you have there.

11/20/2012 6:12:25 PM

#1472205
Reynardine

Dammit, we all said the same thing!!!

11/20/2012 6:13:13 PM

#1472213
nazani14

Oddly enough, they don't consider "love the sinner, hate the sin" to be friendly.

11/20/2012 6:24:38 PM

#1472216
Papabear

They don't want you "love" because it isn't love at all, just insults and denial of civil rights. Go "clime" a tree and do a swan dive.

11/20/2012 6:25:32 PM

#1472231
Fundies Make Me Sick

Your definition of love is twisted so what you have to say is irrelevant.

11/20/2012 6:45:46 PM

#1472245
farpadokly

Repressed sexual fantasies surfacing here.

11/20/2012 7:14:52 PM

#1472253
Nagol

I'd rather that you be honest about your hatred instead of pretending to "love" me for being gay. Here's a hint: if you think someone is evil because of something that is harmless to society, affects you in no way, and is not your choice, you don't really love them. If you try to make them second-class citizens because of your irrational hatred, then you really don't love them. It's not that we don't want your love, we know that what you call love is simply bigotry with a smile. As for the rest of your screed, maybe you should just stop hating yourself and come out of the closet. You have weirder fantasies than most gay people I know.

11/20/2012 7:32:16 PM

#1472263
myheadhurts

I can't unread that.

11/20/2012 7:46:20 PM

#1472268
TheReasonator

And if you're lucky you will get frosting crumbs instead of bread crumbs.

Now if you excuse me my pet homophobe is yelling "FAGGOT! FAGGOT! FAGGOT!" Must be time to feed it. Now where's my can full of right-wing talking points?

11/20/2012 7:52:03 PM

#1472271


How old are you, eleven?

11/20/2012 7:56:11 PM

#1472281
Esquilax

Yep. That's exactly right. You've uncovered the LGBTQ community's secret agenda. How did you manage that? Damn you, you meddling kid!

11/20/2012 8:19:37 PM

#1472285
Old Viking

This is pitiable.

11/20/2012 8:34:04 PM

#1472288
Dr.Shrinker

Have you ever gotten to know a gay person as a person? I'm not asking you to agree with them, just to sincerely try and understand how they view the world and their place in it. Until you do, the "love" you refer to is only a term of convenience, with no substance behind it whatsoever.

11/20/2012 8:45:15 PM

#1472289
Stonespiral

I get it, you like the 'weird' stuff when you go looking for porn. No shame in that. I, unlike you, try not to judge.

11/20/2012 8:49:21 PM

#1472295


So if I'm understanding you correctly, you want to be my sex slave? I'm going to need pix first.

11/20/2012 9:15:26 PM

#1472345
Mihangel apYrs

By "love" he probably means preach at them ("love the sinner" crap!) telling them they're deeply evil and bound for hell...

11/21/2012 12:12:51 AM

#1472355


>then just maybe, just maybe you can be their pet and eat the crumbs of food off their floor

You write the worst fan-fic. EVER!

11/21/2012 12:46:23 AM

#1472360
Kuno

The username exactly matches my reaction as I read this...

11/21/2012 1:05:48 AM

#1472362


What the? Keep your bondage fantasies to yourself!

11/21/2012 1:20:55 AM

#1472364
Canadia

Yeah, and if you don't eat it all you get put up in the stocks and whipped.

11/21/2012 1:46:36 AM

#1472365
Raised by Horses

"What the?" sounds about right. I don't even know where to begin.

11/21/2012 1:46:59 AM
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