There has never been a more fitting username than "What the?"
11/20/2012 4:56:30 PM
Filin De Blanc
That is one kinky fantasy you've got there.
11/20/2012 5:04:49 PM
"Help, help, I'm bein' repressed!" screams his fantasies.
11/20/2012 5:10:47 PM
This sounds like a masochistic fantasy.
11/20/2012 5:14:43 PM
Very interesting erotic fantasies you have there.
11/20/2012 6:12:25 PM
Dammit, we all said the same thing!!!
11/20/2012 6:13:13 PM
Oddly enough, they don't consider "love the sinner, hate the sin" to be friendly.
11/20/2012 6:24:38 PM
They don't want you "love" because it isn't love at all, just insults and denial of civil rights. Go "clime" a tree and do a swan dive.
11/20/2012 6:25:32 PM
Fundies Make Me Sick
Your definition of love is twisted so what you have to say is irrelevant.
11/20/2012 6:45:46 PM
Repressed sexual fantasies surfacing here.
11/20/2012 7:14:52 PM
I'd rather that you be honest about your hatred instead of pretending to "love" me for being gay. Here's a hint: if you think someone is evil because of something that is harmless to society, affects you in no way, and is not your choice, you don't really love them. If you try to make them second-class citizens because of your irrational hatred, then you really don't love them. It's not that we don't want your love, we know that what you call love is simply bigotry with a smile. As for the rest of your screed, maybe you should just stop hating yourself and come out of the closet. You have weirder fantasies than most gay people I know.
11/20/2012 7:32:16 PM
I can't unread that.
11/20/2012 7:46:20 PM
And if you're lucky you will get frosting crumbs instead of bread crumbs.
Now if you excuse me my pet homophobe is yelling "FAGGOT! FAGGOT! FAGGOT!" Must be time to feed it. Now where's my can full of right-wing talking points?
11/20/2012 7:52:03 PM
How old are you, eleven?
11/20/2012 7:56:11 PM
Yep. That's exactly right. You've uncovered the LGBTQ community's secret agenda. How did you manage that? Damn you, you meddling kid!
11/20/2012 8:19:37 PM
This is pitiable.
11/20/2012 8:34:04 PM
Have you ever gotten to know a gay person as a person? I'm not asking you to agree with them, just to sincerely try and understand how they view the world and their place in it. Until you do, the "love" you refer to is only a term of convenience, with no substance behind it whatsoever.
11/20/2012 8:45:15 PM
I get it, you like the 'weird' stuff when you go looking for porn. No shame in that. I, unlike you, try not to judge.
11/20/2012 8:49:21 PM
So if I'm understanding you correctly, you want to be my sex slave? I'm going to need pix first.
11/20/2012 9:15:26 PM
By "love" he probably means preach at them ("love the sinner" crap!) telling them they're deeply evil and bound for hell...
11/21/2012 12:12:51 AM
>then just maybe, just maybe you can be their pet and eat the crumbs of food off their floor
You write the worst fan-fic. EVER!
11/21/2012 12:46:23 AM
The username exactly matches my reaction as I read this...
11/21/2012 1:05:48 AM
What the? Keep your bondage fantasies to yourself!
11/21/2012 1:20:55 AM
Yeah, and if you don't eat it all you get put up in the stocks and whipped.
11/21/2012 1:46:36 AM
Raised by Horses
"What the?" sounds about right. I don't even know where to begin.
11/21/2012 1:46:59 AM