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If I never new Christ and just became Christian, I would have normally sworn at you and berated you with every insult I know. But now I just smile when I read ignorant comments by you or any other person who needs to inflate their ego through MySpace because they aren't popular in the real world. You do know what the real world is, right? It's that place you see when you turn off your moniter and all your 'powers' go away. But don't get scared. For the Lord walks with you always.

Ryan, Myspace 11 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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SuperBum

My... my POWERS! Great Internet, they're being drained! This... Real World... like... kryptonite...

1/18/2006 4:34:46 AM

Crosis

<<< But now I just smile when I read ignorant comments by you or any other person who needs to inflate their ego through MySpace because they aren't popular in the real world. >>>

Death by Irony Overdose.

1/18/2006 6:05:57 AM

Big Willie Style

He's right, you know. The Lord was even with me when I was waterskiing off Banda Aceh, after Christmas '04. He kicked up a bit of a wake, but all in good fun.

Oh, look at the time. Better turn off my \"moniter\" and go see if my hot bisexual atheist girlfriend is up for some lovin'.

Just kidding. I'll be leaving the monitor on and masturbating to porn.
Lesbian porn.

Peace be with you.

1/18/2006 6:14:49 AM

Kimball Khan

\"If I never (k)new Christ and just became Christian...\" I thought that the former was a prerequisite for the latter.

1/18/2006 6:58:00 AM

Seomah

\"But don't get scared. For the Lord walks with you always.\"

NOW I'm scared.

1/18/2006 10:00:40 AM

Gadren

So, instead of cursing us, you're being prideful and haughty to us? Somehow that seems just as un-Christian...

1/18/2006 11:28:19 AM

Rime

I second Crosis' nomination.

1/19/2006 2:05:41 AM

TDR

what a snot.

1/19/2006 9:17:21 PM

Sierra

I third the 'death by irony overdose' nomination.

1/19/2006 10:03:08 PM

Darth Wang

And this post ISN'T insulting?

1/20/2006 5:37:55 PM

caveatemptor

Yes, welcome to the Real World, where mystical fairies float around beside us and they spray the world with their magical dust.

Now turn off your monitor and start praying to Clavitaka the mighty GOD that keeps the world spinning and also to Ingatok the GOD that keeps everything in place because without him we would float out into space.

Repent!

1/31/2006 12:08:30 PM
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