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Feminism is as institutionalized as death and taxes. More women have drivers licenses in the US than men.

keyster, The Spearhead 47 Comments [11/22/2012 4:30:35 AM]
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Leighton Buzzard

Maybe, I'm just wild-ass guessing here, there are more women than men in the US?

11/22/2012 4:44:04 AM

ScrappyB

Non sequitur much?

11/22/2012 4:44:44 AM

dylanstrategie

Man, that's one serious leap you did there in your argument

Estimating that death and taxes are really institutionalized, and that more women have driver licenses than men in the US, your argument is still WRONG

11/22/2012 5:06:50 AM

Mudak

1. These two statements have nothing to do with each other.
2. I don't think you know what "institutionalized" means.
3. Please show me drivers licensing statistics to support the latter claim.
4. Even if the drivers license claim is true, so?

11/22/2012 5:21:50 AM

Iczer-four


11/22/2012 5:24:28 AM

Kuno

Even if the drivers licenses thing is true, so what? What point is this guy trying to make?

Also to paraphrase Terry Pratchett, death is nothing like taxes because it occurs only once...

11/22/2012 5:29:04 AM

Filin De Blanc

THE HORROR, THE HORROR.

11/22/2012 5:31:37 AM

LAchlan

Awww, did the nasty wimmen all get dwiving licences...? Poor diddums.

11/22/2012 5:41:40 AM

gravematter

Simply mystifying.

11/22/2012 5:44:43 AM

UHM

Feminism isn't institutionalized, you on the other hand should be.

11/22/2012 6:08:15 AM

Mike Litoris


11/22/2012 6:09:11 AM

Justanotheratheist

Move to Saudi Arabia. You will still die, and I guess you'll still pay taxes, but at least the thing about woman drivers will be taken care of.

11/22/2012 6:20:16 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Maybe keyster lives in fear that one of those women drivers is going to cause his death by vehicular homicide — sort of divine justice.


BTW, isn't "keyster" 1930s-era slang for rectum? It seems a very appropriate screen name in this case.

edit: Had to look it up. Seems "keyster" has evolved to become even more offensive.

http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19970417

11/22/2012 6:49:03 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Looks like you spearhead cowards are going to have to "man up" and get used to sharing the world with feminists, doesn't it?

11/22/2012 6:53:17 AM

breakerslion

And four out of five dentists think you're an idiot.

11/22/2012 6:54:58 AM

shykid

The non sequitur here is so bizarre it's actually kind of awe-inspiring in a way.

11/22/2012 7:11:10 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

1. There are more women than men in the U.S.

2. Move to Saudi Arabia, you'll be happier.

11/22/2012 7:23:01 AM

Reynardine

Maybe that's because fewer women get their licenses jerked for aggressive driving.

11/22/2012 8:02:33 AM

NotYourMomma,Douchebag

If we tax feminists to death, would they still be able to drive to the mall?


11/22/2012 8:08:01 AM

SpukiKitty

I hope a "Crazy Woman Driver" plows you with her car, 'keyster'.

11/22/2012 9:03:36 AM

mattiedef

Lolololololol.

11/22/2012 9:40:22 AM

Amanda

Also, pie is yummy. See, I can blurt out random facts too.

11/22/2012 9:50:03 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud


11/22/2012 10:12:39 AM



It could be because:
a)women are 51% of the population
b)more women need cars than men in that proportion
c)the statement is meaningless.

11/22/2012 10:24:41 AM

Sasha

So take a cab.

11/22/2012 11:11:13 AM
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