[Commenting on a bumper sticker reading "Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich]
How funny, religion is all that has kept me from killing liberals for years, now that has changed. Evil must be stopped at all costs and killing these scum is now the only way to stop them.
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Oh come on, now, fundies have never been stranger to ignoring their principles to attain their goals. If evil really must be stopped and this is the only way to do it, just go kill the liberals, right? What's one more piece of hypocrisy when you've already done everything, anyway? [/sarcasm]
Reminds me of a post I saw on Yahoo news once on a news article about gay marriage:
"If it wasn't for my fear of the Lord, I'd be out exterminating all you faggots. So be thankful God exists, otherwise you'd be dead."
All that 10 Commandments and Sermon on the Mount stuff is way over your head isn't it?
So are you going to kill everyone who doesn't share your beliefs, or just start with the ones in your trailer park?
Freedom of speech in this country is a two edged sword, because idle threats are still threats but also protected speech. If I were more of a conservative such as, G.W. Bush, I might be tempted to make a preemptive strike using deadly force against someone making idle threats
@1474246
Voting for minorities.
Hypocracy? Check
Distorted viewpoint? Check
(Exaggerated) Murderous intent? Check
Congratulations! You are now officially a complete fucktard! Feel free to sit down, relax, shut the fuck up (most important part), and hit yourself in your bible-humping dick!
@Filin De Blanc
Basically, yeah, among other things as well (gay marriage, abortion, etc.)
What evil? WHAT EVIL? The evil of oppression? No wait, you wave that one around like it's a right!
Though I think the bumper sticker is also full of shit. Money keeps the poor from killing the rich, but racism, sexism, and other bigotry divide the poor further and remove their ability. Yet this guy trumpets these like divine rights.
I could make a religion where if someone makes over 250,000 dollars a year they must be slaughtered, so hey...
Shocker. Also...
Ghost of FA Hayek says:
That bumper sticker should read
“Capitalism keeps the rich from murdering the poor”
Wow. Keeps? *Keeps* them from murdering the poor? How out of touch with reality can a person possibly be...
Funny, my human decency has kept me from visiting violence on those who have done me wrong and pre-emptively eliminating those who I believe conspire against me.
Are you saying neither you or your religion have any such quality?
"How funny, religion is all that has kept me from killing liberals for years"
How funny, terror of an imaginary spook is all that has kept you from being a mass murderer for years, but atheists have no moral standards.
And in making terrorist threats like this, the religious have lost any right whatsoever to complain about persecution, not that they ever did have that.
Yes, evil must be stopped. Why, then, are you terrorists complaining when you lose your undeserved privilege, 762x51?
And in the spirit of things...
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How, exactly, does this dumbshit plan on doing this?
Does he intend to ask everyone he meets what their politics are? Good plan!
Wow. Way to admit they are just a sociopath in sheep's clothing. This is why the really fucked-up crazy murderers, mass killers, and serial killers so often turn out to be super fanatical kristians. They love all that "symbolic" religious language about washing in the blood, and eating the flesh. Yeah, try and explain kristianity to a hypothetical extraterrestrial anthropologist. They would conclude it is a sick cult full of cannibalistic, blood thirsty zombie worshippers.
"How funny, religion is all that has kept me from killing liberals for years, now that has changed. Evil must be stopped at all costs and killing these scum is now the only way to stop them."
So I should look for you on the news then after you go on your killing spree, is that it?
Yet God FORBID that an abortion is performed, even if it IS to save the mother's life! *rolls eyes* *cough*Asshole*cough*
Life Is Sacred, Until Birth award anyone?
I'll bet all the money I don't have, plus an arm, a leg, a kidney, an eye and a lung that this craphead is "pro-life"!
religion is all that has kept me from killing liberals for years, now that has changed.
Now that has changed? In what sense has it changed?
OMG, have you lost your religion? Is that what has changed?
Now that you seem to have turned your (presumedly) overweight butt side to Jesus, perhaps you can find peace and reconciliation in Islam.
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No? You didn't lose your religion? You just want to be a nutjob asshole?
Your Jesus will be waiting for you:
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...and here we have the difference between the theist, who does what the church / mosque says is good to avoid punishment from the invisible wizard in the sky and the atheist, who does what is right because it's right.
Ah yes, another right wing internet tough guy with a 7.62x51 mm handle. Let me guess, you wish you had an M16 to compensate for your small dick?
If you want to see evil, look in the mirror.
#1474200
Reminds me of a post I saw on Yahoo news once on a news article about gay marriage:
"If it wasn't for my fear of the Lord, I'd be out exterminating all you faggots. So be thankful God exists, otherwise you'd be dead."
11/26/2012 8:32:49 AM
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I always wondered why Yahoo News posts never get listed here. Some of them are freaking hilarious, and yes, once in a while it is the real thing, not a Poe. Honest to God.
@Deep Search, Reynardine: I suspect that they think that without capitalism, the default is feudalism and serfdom, where the peasantry had no rights to speak of. Only nobles, guilds, and the endlessly oppressed serfs. The idea is that with capitalism, the poor could ascend into the middle class where they DIDN'T depend on the nobles having not-scornful whims.
The idea of an economy being neither (obviously) serf-fueled nor capitalistic nor communistic (q.v. Adam Smith's ideals, the businesses in colonial New England) must not have occurred to them.
Confused?
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