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['Yes. I belive aliens geneticly altered primative beings on this planet to become what we are today.']

But that would be like saying aliens were God, or gods. No, I don't believe this. What I do believe is aliens visited here and mated with humans that produced offspring. I believe humans were taken off of this world and mated with aliens on other planets. I believe these races that mated are all humanoid races.
The guys doing the genetic experiments are the grays and reptilians. This seems to be a more recent phenomenon. I believe it to be satanic. The humanoid aliens I know tell me the grays and reptilians are evil, and are in fact the servants of Lucifer and the serpent "gods" (demons).
I have battled these grays in Jesus name and defeated them. My wife has been abducted by them and bears physical marks from their medical procedure in the form of a triangular piece of flesh removed surgically from her hand.
So, no, I don't think aliens did genetic experiments with Neanterthals and made humans. Two different races, just like sasquatch is a different type of primate race, and probably of alien origin.

StarCrystal, Christian Forums 33 Comments [1/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#11120
Phil

\"The humanoid aliens I know tell me --\"

Woah. Just stop right there, fella.

EDIT: \"I have battled these grays in Jesus name and defeated them.\"

No, really. Please stop.

1/19/2006 1:54:59 AM

#11121
Rime

That's a switch. I guess these guys have been hanging around on David Icke's website and come up with their own conspiracy theory. I have better things to do with my time.

This one is more interesting than the usual evolution debate. And nearly as sensible.

1/19/2006 1:57:21 AM

#11129
Tara Mobley

Wow. It's like someone put hadcore Christan creationism/demonology beliefs into a blender with a bunch of alien conspiracy theories and...ouch.

1/19/2006 2:45:24 AM

#11131
Jeremy

I can't believe he's a believer in reptilians. And a believer in sasquatch.

1/19/2006 2:51:50 AM

#11137
CousinTed

It's really a shame that those 'Humanoid aliens' haven't told this guy to take a shower and stop loitering under the overpass.

This here needs a \"Tinfoil Hat award\"

1/19/2006 3:02:03 AM

#11138
Sloppy Fat Bitch

\"I have battled these grays in Jesus name and defeated them.\"

In other words, he went off his meds, stumbled out into the back alley and beat up the first few homeless people he encountered.

1/19/2006 3:05:32 AM

#11143
Nekhbet

Do you give out a \" My Toaster Told Me Donald Duck Is the Anti-Christ\" award?

1/19/2006 3:14:56 AM

#11145
Aesmael

I wish I could attribute this to falling asleep while Stargate is on. StarCrystal needs help.

Although. . . interesting. The greys and reptilians are servants of Lucifer, right? So where do the 'humanoid aliens' come from? StarCrystal doesn't attribute them to God or angels.

1/19/2006 3:28:03 AM

#11152
Ens

First time I read that I scanned \"grays\" as \"gays\". That would have solidified this as the single greatest post of all time.

1/19/2006 4:53:22 AM

#11157
Crosis

<<< Do you give out a \" My Toaster Told Me Donald Duck Is the Anti-Christ\" award? >>>

Apparently we do now.

1/19/2006 5:57:31 AM

#11170
Nightmare the clown

Yeeeeeah...

\"Jesus is comming in his magical spaceship...HURGH! NGH!\" -Tom Servo, MST3k

1/19/2006 10:12:15 AM

#11179
Julian

Can we get this guy for speech night?

1/19/2006 1:02:47 PM

#11186
David D.G.

How the heck is it that lunatics like this are allowed to roam around free?!?


~David D.G.

1/19/2006 3:40:25 PM

#11201
sadchristian

reading posts like this make me want to lock my doors and never leave my home.

1/19/2006 7:27:00 PM

#11207
King Spirula

C'mon guys! He got this from his Area 51 Version of the Bible! Everyone know about it!

1/19/2006 7:58:53 PM

#11215
NonHomogenized

To quote (the fictional) professor Hubert J Farnsworth,
\"Ahwha?\"

1/19/2006 8:51:38 PM

#11347
Darth Wang

To quote Something Awful: Dear God this man is insane

1/20/2006 5:27:23 PM

#11370
g-21-lto

>>I can't believe he's a believer in reptilians. And a believer in sasquatch.<<

OK, sasquatch I've heard of, but what the hell are these \"reptilians\"? Is this a widespread delusion or something?

1/20/2006 6:27:18 PM

#11391
NonHomogenized

Re: #12455

Look into David Icke.

1/20/2006 11:08:54 PM

#11488
Questioning

I'm dumber for having read this....

As for Sasquatch.I'm on the fence on that one.Maybe,maybe not.It simply sounds like a very intelligent Hominid.
-My Two Bits

1/22/2006 12:37:38 PM

#11516
Crosis

Questioning: According to the most recent JREF newsletter, the most famous Bigfoot tape was \"stabilized\" to reduce the impact of the jerky motion of the camera, and the result was that \"Bigfoot\" was walking with a very human gait and posture, not something we'd expect from a closer relative to simians. It's not impossible that the tape is real, but the evidence all suggests it was a man in a big furry suit.

1/22/2006 5:34:11 PM

#11572
Questioning

-Crosis

I said HOMINID, not Simian;-).
From all the reports I've read about,
I've (Amateurly) come to the conclusion that if \"Bigfoot\" actually
does exist, it's a Hominin Hominid.(My clarification)

Personally, the Patterson film doesn't speak much to me at all.Either way AFAIK :-/.I prefer eyewitness accounts, fecal,hair,and casts.

\"Apes\" are properly considered Hominids.

\"Simian\" is a catch-all for Plattyrhine primates.

When it comes right down to it, A body is the gold standard.The lack of one over so many years is a pretty convincing precedent that \"Bigfoot\"
doesn't exist.

-My two bits

1/23/2006 2:21:53 PM

#12863
turgid

just - ROTFLMMFAOcopter

2/1/2006 6:45:09 AM

#14475
Peachy

Jesus, Grays and Sasquatch...quick someone get me the movie rights.

2/9/2006 5:29:25 PM

#19638
anissa

Someone needs to put down the acid.

3/7/2006 2:52:27 AM
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