\"The humanoid aliens I know tell me --\"
Woah. Just stop right there, fella.
EDIT: \"I have battled these grays in Jesus name and defeated them.\"
No, really. Please stop.
1/19/2006 1:54:59 AM
That's a switch. I guess these guys have been hanging around on David Icke's website and come up with their own conspiracy theory. I have better things to do with my time.
This one is more interesting than the usual evolution debate. And nearly as sensible.
1/19/2006 1:57:21 AM
Wow. It's like someone put hadcore Christan creationism/demonology beliefs into a blender with a bunch of alien conspiracy theories and...ouch.
1/19/2006 2:45:24 AM
I can't believe he's a believer in reptilians. And a believer in sasquatch.
1/19/2006 2:51:50 AM
It's really a shame that those 'Humanoid aliens' haven't told this guy to take a shower and stop loitering under the overpass.
This here needs a \"Tinfoil Hat award\"
1/19/2006 3:02:03 AM
Sloppy Fat Bitch
\"I have battled these grays in Jesus name and defeated them.\"
In other words, he went off his meds, stumbled out into the back alley and beat up the first few homeless people he encountered.
1/19/2006 3:05:32 AM
Do you give out a \" My Toaster Told Me Donald Duck Is the Anti-Christ\" award?
1/19/2006 3:14:56 AM
I wish I could attribute this to falling asleep while Stargate is on. StarCrystal needs help.
Although. . . interesting. The greys and reptilians are servants of Lucifer, right? So where do the 'humanoid aliens' come from? StarCrystal doesn't attribute them to God or angels.
1/19/2006 3:28:03 AM
First time I read that I scanned \"grays\" as \"gays\". That would have solidified this as the single greatest post of all time.
1/19/2006 4:53:22 AM
<<< Do you give out a \" My Toaster Told Me Donald Duck Is the Anti-Christ\" award? >>>
Apparently we do now.
1/19/2006 5:57:31 AM
Nightmare the clown
\"Jesus is comming in his magical spaceship...HURGH! NGH!\" -Tom Servo, MST3k
1/19/2006 10:12:15 AM
Can we get this guy for speech night?
1/19/2006 1:02:47 PM
How the heck is it that lunatics like this are allowed to roam around free?!?
1/19/2006 3:40:25 PM
reading posts like this make me want to lock my doors and never leave my home.
1/19/2006 7:27:00 PM
C'mon guys! He got this from his Area 51 Version of the Bible! Everyone know about it!
1/19/2006 7:58:53 PM
To quote (the fictional) professor Hubert J Farnsworth,
1/19/2006 8:51:38 PM
To quote Something Awful: Dear God this man is insane
1/20/2006 5:27:23 PM
>>I can't believe he's a believer in reptilians. And a believer in sasquatch.<<
OK, sasquatch I've heard of, but what the hell are these \"reptilians\"? Is this a widespread delusion or something?
1/20/2006 6:27:18 PM
Look into David Icke.
1/20/2006 11:08:54 PM
I'm dumber for having read this....
As for Sasquatch.I'm on the fence on that one.Maybe,maybe not.It simply sounds like a very intelligent Hominid.
-My Two Bits
1/22/2006 12:37:38 PM
Questioning: According to the most recent JREF newsletter, the most famous Bigfoot tape was \"stabilized\" to reduce the impact of the jerky motion of the camera, and the result was that \"Bigfoot\" was walking with a very human gait and posture, not something we'd expect from a closer relative to simians. It's not impossible that the tape is real, but the evidence all suggests it was a man in a big furry suit.
1/22/2006 5:34:11 PM
I said HOMINID, not Simian;-).
From all the reports I've read about,
I've (Amateurly) come to the conclusion that if \"Bigfoot\" actually
does exist, it's a Hominin Hominid.(My clarification)
Personally, the Patterson film doesn't speak much to me at all.Either way AFAIK :-/.I prefer eyewitness accounts, fecal,hair,and casts.
\"Apes\" are properly considered Hominids.
\"Simian\" is a catch-all for Plattyrhine primates.
When it comes right down to it, A body is the gold standard.The lack of one over so many years is a pretty convincing precedent that \"Bigfoot\"
-My two bits
1/23/2006 2:21:53 PM
just - ROTFLMMFAOcopter
2/1/2006 6:45:09 AM
Jesus, Grays and Sasquatch...quick someone get me the movie rights.
2/9/2006 5:29:25 PM
Someone needs to put down the acid.
3/7/2006 2:52:27 AM