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#11120
Phil
\"The humanoid aliens I know tell me --\"
Woah. Just stop right there, fella.
EDIT: \"I have battled these grays in Jesus name and defeated them.\"
No, really. Please stop.
1/19/2006 1:54:59 AM
#11121
Rime
That's a switch. I guess these guys have been hanging around on David Icke's website and come up with their own conspiracy theory. I have better things to do with my time.
This one is more interesting than the usual evolution debate. And nearly as sensible.
1/19/2006 1:57:21 AM
#11129
Tara Mobley
Wow. It's like someone put hadcore Christan creationism/demonology beliefs into a blender with a bunch of alien conspiracy theories and...ouch.
1/19/2006 2:45:24 AM
#11131
Jeremy
I can't believe he's a believer in reptilians. And a believer in sasquatch.
1/19/2006 2:51:50 AM
#11137
CousinTed
It's really a shame that those 'Humanoid aliens' haven't told this guy to take a shower and stop loitering under the overpass.
This here needs a \"Tinfoil Hat award\"
1/19/2006 3:02:03 AM
#11138
Sloppy Fat Bitch
\"I have battled these grays in Jesus name and defeated them.\"
In other words, he went off his meds, stumbled out into the back alley and beat up the first few homeless people he encountered.
1/19/2006 3:05:32 AM
#11143
Nekhbet
Do you give out a \" My Toaster Told Me Donald Duck Is the Anti-Christ\" award?
1/19/2006 3:14:56 AM
#11145
Aesmael
I wish I could attribute this to falling asleep while Stargate is on. StarCrystal needs help.
Although. . . interesting. The greys and reptilians are servants of Lucifer, right? So where do the 'humanoid aliens' come from? StarCrystal doesn't attribute them to God or angels.
1/19/2006 3:28:03 AM
#11152
Ens
First time I read that I scanned \"grays\" as \"gays\". That would have solidified this as the single greatest post of all time.
1/19/2006 4:53:22 AM
#11157
Crosis
<<< Do you give out a \" My Toaster Told Me Donald Duck Is the Anti-Christ\" award? >>>
Apparently we do now.
1/19/2006 5:57:31 AM
#11170
Nightmare the clown
Yeeeeeah...
\"Jesus is comming in his magical spaceship...HURGH! NGH!\" -Tom Servo, MST3k
1/19/2006 10:12:15 AM
#11179
Julian
Can we get this guy for speech night?
1/19/2006 1:02:47 PM
#11186
David D.G.
How the heck is it that lunatics like this are allowed to roam around free?!?
~David D.G.
1/19/2006 3:40:25 PM
#11201
sadchristian
reading posts like this make me want to lock my doors and never leave my home.
1/19/2006 7:27:00 PM
#11207
King Spirula
C'mon guys! He got this from his Area 51 Version of the Bible! Everyone know about it!
1/19/2006 7:58:53 PM
#11215
NonHomogenized
To quote (the fictional) professor Hubert J Farnsworth,
\"Ahwha?\"
1/19/2006 8:51:38 PM
#11347
Darth Wang
To quote Something Awful: Dear God this man is insane
1/20/2006 5:27:23 PM
#11370
g-21-lto
>>I can't believe he's a believer in reptilians. And a believer in sasquatch.<<
OK, sasquatch I've heard of, but what the hell are these \"reptilians\"? Is this a widespread delusion or something?
1/20/2006 6:27:18 PM
#11391
NonHomogenized
Re: #12455
Look into David Icke.
1/20/2006 11:08:54 PM
#11488
Questioning
I'm dumber for having read this....
As for Sasquatch.I'm on the fence on that one.Maybe,maybe not.It simply sounds like a very intelligent Hominid.
-My Two Bits
1/22/2006 12:37:38 PM
#11516
Crosis
Questioning: According to the most recent JREF newsletter, the most famous Bigfoot tape was \"stabilized\" to reduce the impact of the jerky motion of the camera, and the result was that \"Bigfoot\" was walking with a very human gait and posture, not something we'd expect from a closer relative to simians. It's not impossible that the tape is real, but the evidence all suggests it was a man in a big furry suit.
1/22/2006 5:34:11 PM
#11572
Questioning
-Crosis
I said HOMINID, not Simian;-).
From all the reports I've read about,
I've (Amateurly) come to the conclusion that if \"Bigfoot\" actually
does exist, it's a Hominin Hominid.(My clarification)
Personally, the Patterson film doesn't speak much to me at all.Either way AFAIK :-/.I prefer eyewitness accounts, fecal,hair,and casts.
\"Apes\" are properly considered Hominids.
\"Simian\" is a catch-all for Plattyrhine primates.
When it comes right down to it, A body is the gold standard.The lack of one over so many years is a pretty convincing precedent that \"Bigfoot\"
doesn't exist.
-My two bits
1/23/2006 2:21:53 PM
#12863
turgid
just - ROTFLMMFAOcopter
2/1/2006 6:45:09 AM
#14475
Peachy
Jesus, Grays and Sasquatch...quick someone get me the movie rights.
2/9/2006 5:29:25 PM
#19638
anissa
Someone needs to put down the acid.
3/7/2006 2:52:27 AM
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