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Sorry, but everything ObamaHUSSEIN does is heavily scripted!
Nothing is done that hasn’t been cleared by his Superiors!
The Chinese use their left hand to wipe their asses as well as many other cultures! Obama knows exactly how perverted and insulting he was to Christians when he used the left handed reverse cross! Everyone of his Muslim Brotherhood Associates Loved watching Obama trash Christians yesterday as he does every day! How will he react if someone happens to burn his Quran?

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Obama’s culture wipe their poop with a bare left hand as in China and then wash the hand whenever they get a chance! So they always use their right hand for signs of respect and eating!
Obama is disgusting and Treasonous!

True Republican Patriot, Free Republic 40 Comments [11/27/2012 4:34:44 AM]
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Filin De Blanc

I'm also amused by all these people who call themselves patriots when they voted for a candidate who called half the US, including the military, whiny moochers.

11/27/2012 9:23:54 AM

Osiris

Isn't Obama left-handed? Wait weren't most of the United States' presidents left-handed. The first George Bush was left-handed. Yet only with the black one is being left-handed suddenly a communists, Chinese, Muslim conspiracy.

11/27/2012 10:35:36 AM

Seeker Lancer

Everything that every president has done since at least Reagan has been heavily scripted.

And thanks we forgot that Obama's middle name is Hussein! What a zinger! Not really.

11/27/2012 11:38:31 AM

Hasan Prishtina

What's a "reverse cross"? Doesn't a cross look the same which ever way round it is?

So, True Republican Patriot, not seceded yet?

11/27/2012 11:54:09 AM

Old Viking

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and velvet drapes?

No.

That's too bad. I'm having a party at my house, and I was going to invite you.

11/27/2012 2:54:27 PM

SpukiKitty

"Obama’s culture wipe their poop with a bare left hand as in China..."

...rather than not wipe at all like we fundy Deliverance rejects!

11/27/2012 2:57:33 PM

xyz

Except Obama is neither Chinese, Muslim, nor Arab. Your argument is invalid.

11/27/2012 4:01:25 PM

LAchlan

So, being left handed means you're a Chinese Muslim? Why didn't my mother tell me this?

11/27/2012 4:09:53 PM

tmarcl

So, let me get this straight:

A man who is left-handed, and who, to my knowledge, has never claimed to be Catholic, made the Sign of the Cross with his left hand? That's treasonous to you?

Heck, I was raised Catholic, and being left-handed, it was hard for me to not try and do it left handed when I was learning. I must be Benedict Arnold in the flesh.

11/27/2012 5:19:37 PM

Raised by Horses

Being patriotic is like being well endowed. The louder that you feel the need to proclaim you are, the less reason anyone should have to believe you.

@tmarcl
"A man who is left-handed, and who, to my knowledge, has never claimed to be Catholic, made the Sign of the Cross with his left hand? That's treasonous to you?"

It was a sinister gesture.

Drum roll, please.

11/27/2012 5:21:12 PM



WTF am I reading??

Obama is left-handed. Of course this is a conspiracy theory to wingnuts.

11/28/2012 1:45:56 AM

Oh you silly kafir

There's nothing you can do to stop now. The plans has been set into motion.

11/28/2012 1:48:13 AM

Green

@Kuno

Bravo.

11/28/2012 6:05:13 PM

WWWWolf

So are you saying that evil muslim Leftist wipe their butts with left hand and good Christian Right-wingers wipe theirs with the right hand?

That's, um, a bit strange way of assigning seats in the parliament. And besides, such inconsequential historical perspectives shouldn't be a factor in modern political discourse.

11/29/2012 11:40:42 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Make up shit much?

7/14/2013 6:53:51 AM
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