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But do men have a menstrual cycle? Nope. Do men give birth? Nope. So there is no way men and women can be the same, our sexual organs are not the same, the male penis is extrovert, outside his body, showing his wheel of thought spins outward, the female vagina is introvert, showing her wheel of thought spins inwards. This is also revealed in our sexual organ function. For men it spins outward, he will pay for visual porn, and in that money we find that women spend equally on romance novels, showing her sex is operated on a story playing in her head.

Now mind you. Men call this a dysfunctional neurosis in women, for not having sex like a man. But men truly have no clue the creature they are having sex with. You can pull any man off the street and ask him to explain the science of the female tampon, he won't be able to respond, and most women will deny it to!

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Oh it's simple, they have books and books of cases on record that reveal all the evidence of what we are. If a man gets to play serial killer, the woman gets to play that game to! That is why men invented abortion, so they could teach women to be their sex slaves. Feminism has volumes and volumes of cold hard facts through years and years of research of the gender game, and how men hate women, but love sex!

Wonder Woman, Sodahead 52 Comments [11/30/2012 10:05:30 AM]
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beehummingbird

"our sexual organs are not the same, the male penis is extrovert, outside his body, showing his wheel of thought spins outward, the female vagina is introvert, showing her wheel of thought spins inwards."

Just because you think with your vagina, it doesn't mean that every other woman does.

11/30/2012 10:08:47 AM

John_in_Oz

Demonstrating that sexism is not merely evil but stupid, regardless of which gender indulges in it.

11/30/2012 10:17:24 AM

Filin De Blanc

"Now mind you. Men call this a dysfunctional neurosis in women, for not having sex like a man. But men truly have no clue the creature they are having sex with. You can pull any man off the street and ask him to explain the science of the female tampon, he won't be able to respond, and most women will deny it to!"

Um...what?

11/30/2012 10:21:26 AM

OhJohnNo

Once again, I do believe we have discovered somebody who is equally sexist to both genders and somehow fails to fall into the "not sexist because they hate everyone equally" camp.

11/30/2012 10:21:52 AM

The Crimson Ghost

I think this lady is a bit pre-menstral.

I hate romance novels; they suck because they're boring. Gimme the filthy X rated stuff any time. Much more fun to read.

The biggest drawback to porn (to me) is that the participants are so fake & plastic looking. The women have more plastic parts than my car & the men all look like juiceheads with tacky tattoos. I'm not an expert but from what I've seen-it leaves me cold.

Plenty of women love sex as much as men; I certainly do. If I had my way, he would have been dead within a year.

I've always hated Wonder Woman. Do us a favor & go choke on a tampon.

11/30/2012 10:22:44 AM

Doubting Thomas

You can pull any man off the street and ask him to explain the science of the female tampon, he won't be able to respond

Probably because he'll be shocked and embarrassed at the question.

@The Crimson Ghost:

I agree re: most porn. However, if you look hard enough you can find porn with non-plastic people and acted well enough to make it appear that they're actually into it and making love instead of just performing for the camera so they can afford another hit of meth.

11/30/2012 10:27:15 AM

Boadicea

Men invented abortion? Somehow, I don't think so, what with the historical emphasis on female chastity to ensure a man's offspring are really his.

I'd be willing to bet abortion was invented by some poor woman who was tired of being pregnant ALL THE TIME.

11/30/2012 10:29:20 AM

Draken

But do men have a menstrual cycle?

Well yes, it roughly follows that of the girlfriend.

11/30/2012 10:36:30 AM



I did not know that tampons came in male and female varieties .

My "wheel of thought" spins in my big head, not the little head.

Men are more visually oriented than women.

11/30/2012 10:40:47 AM

nazani14

The science of the tampon: capillary action.

11/30/2012 10:51:49 AM



Did... did you just...

Did you just say that abortion is... is misogynistic? Did I read that right? That abortion was invented by men to keep women enslaved?

If so, then... Wow. That's a new one.

11/30/2012 11:14:21 AM

\m/>_<\m/

one bad apple ruins the basket... except in this case, thar be a basket-case

[/punster]

i do believe this insults the following:

men
women
feminists
MRA's
feminazis
misandrists
misogynists
humans

correct me if i'm wrong, or i left out anything

@nazani14: truly, brevity is a blessing
@crimson ghost: not all porn is hentai [/smartass] (don't hit me)

11/30/2012 11:17:41 AM

ausador

Man 1: How can we get women to be our sex slaves?

Man 2: Why don't we start a religion that has arranged marriages, makes all property rights male, says that only males can be leaders, and that makes divorce a sin and infidelity a capital offense?

Man 1: No, no, that sounds like a lot of work and way too complicated. Besides who would ever fall for a religion like that, do you really think people are that stupid?

Man 2: Well we could just invent abortion...?

Man 1: That's it, your a genius!

11/30/2012 11:26:46 AM

Anon

Once again, we see the perils of a lack of proper education in biology.

11/30/2012 11:27:41 AM

Mattiedef

Actually, Romans or Greeks had/invented/mass produced the condom to ensure that their whores wouldn't get pregnant. I'm thinking Romans, since Greeks preferred to bone men on their off time. Mostly young or femmy men. Romans sure loved dicks though, but preferred vaginas to encase them. It has more a record of sex slavery than abortion, as its start at least. Though how something started and what it can be used for are not to be conflated. Crop Rotation started under some repressive governments, but was a very good idea.

Also, another person who doesn't understand averages. Even then, Citation needed about the porn thing. I'm not a huge fan of visual porn because I have such particular tastes and anything off that mark ruins it.

Like viewing lesbian porn and having a man talk off screen. Talk about ruining it.

11/30/2012 11:36:57 AM

Mister Spak

"showing his wheel of thought spins outward, the female vagina is introvert, showing her wheel of thought spins inwards."

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

11/30/2012 11:49:16 AM

Reynardine

Men aren't cyclic? Just ask police or nuthouse workers when they get the most calls or admissions for violent behaviors. They'll tell you:
A. The night before the full moon, or
B. The night *of* the full moon.

And if you don't think pornography is about a story inside your head, well...expecting you in the psych ward around the full moon.

11/30/2012 11:54:28 AM

The Crimson Ghost

@ Doubting T- I didn't think porn like that existed. I don't see how it can be popular enough to keep making; considering the demand for date-rapey looking roid freaks & girls that melt when left in the sun. Perhaps I'm just too picky.

I hope the OP gets buried in an avalanche of tampons for making all women look this stupid.

11/30/2012 11:56:51 AM

JB Mason

Fucking tampons, how do they work??

11/30/2012 12:00:35 PM

Paler_Face

the male penis is extrovert, outside his body, showing his wheel of thought spins outward, the female vagina is introvert, showing her wheel of thought spins inwards

Last time I checked, I don't think with my genitalia. That's what my brains are for.

he will pay for visual porn

There's no way I will pay actual money for porn, since it's freely available all over the internet. If it wasn't, I'd still not pay for porn. I have better things to spend my money on.

Men call this a dysfunctional neurosis in women

I don't. I think you are making some logical errors here: stereotyping and out group homogeneity chiefly among them. "Men" as a category are not all alike. Since it covers about half of all humanity, there's a lot of diversity amongst those of us who happen to have a penis.

But men truly have no clue the creature they are having sex with.

You mean the women I have had sex with aren't actual women? *GASP*
FETCH ME A FAINTING COUCH!!

You can pull any man off the street and ask him to explain the science of the female tampon

You mean that stick of absorbing cotton that you stuff up your twat during your period to keep yourself from leaking blood all over your panties? Not much science there.

That is why men invented abortion, so they could teach women to be their sex slaves.

If Savita Halappanavar would be alive today, it would be because of an abortion. It's a legitimate medical procedure for saving lives, not for making sex slaves.

Feminism has volumes and volumes of cold hard facts through years and years of research of the gender game, and how men hate women, but love sex!

No, we don't hate women. We just hate you, because you demonize everyone with a penis. You're not a feminist, you're a female supremacist, and I have yet to meet a supremacist who wasn't also an idiot.

11/30/2012 12:22:03 PM

UHM

Sex-negative feminists - the least fun people in the world.

I'm tired of explaining this to people: "biologically different but endowed with equal rights" is our motto not "make everybody the same".

11/30/2012 1:27:18 PM

Leliel

Well, if we go by Wheel of Thought being determined by our crotches, I can say that men are always ready to stand up and pay attention while women have an empty space in their skulls.

See? Moon logic isn't so fun when it's turned on you, is it?

11/30/2012 1:33:50 PM

Liz

And this is why feminists constantly have to prove they're not all batshit insane.

11/30/2012 1:35:19 PM

fishtank

What arbitrary silliness.

11/30/2012 1:40:30 PM

Auggziliary

Actually 1/3 of porn users are women.

11/30/2012 1:44:19 PM
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