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The powers that be think that everyone MUST be forced to pay for contraception for the YES, slutty life style of Sandra Fluck who gave a speech at the Democratic convention bemoaning that we don’t pay for her contraception. (Rush Limbaugh got in lots of trouble for saying she is a slut, yet it is Sandra who wants to live a life of sex where everyone else pays to keep her from getting pregnant). Why must I as a Christian, who thinks such behavior abysmal, sinful and self destructive pay for her to have sexcapades without consequences?

Glenn Morton, Theology Web 54 Comments [12/4/2012 4:11:13 AM]
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Indicible

"Why must I as a Christian, who thinks such behavior abysmal, sinful and self destructive pay for her to have sexcapades without consequences?"

Slutty? What did your role-model say about straws and beams, already?

Contraception fills a use in today's society, preventing pregnancies women do not want and society cannot afford.

What use theology fills in today's society is quite a bit more debatable...

12/4/2012 4:22:39 AM

Filin De Blanc

Maybe you should start having some sex of your own instead of being bitter at other people who dare to have it.

12/4/2012 4:32:01 AM

Revenge of the Whacky Fundie

Mr. Wright says it better than I ever could...

www.stonekettle.com/2012/03/absurdity-of-rush-limbaugh.html


12/4/2012 4:46:07 AM

KittyKaboom

Sarah Fluke wasn't speaking for herself, as she is a lesbian. She was speaking for other women, ones who can not afford to pay for the contraceptives to treat chronic conditions because they are in college and have to work their way through school. This was not about avoiding pregnancy.

The lies that were circulated about this via Limbaugh and Faux Nooze do not count as either truth or information. At least take the time and initiative to look into what they're feeding you.

12/4/2012 4:58:28 AM

Titania

Mr. Moron, I mean Morton. This is old news and wrong news at that. We've moved on. Try to keep up.

12/4/2012 4:59:41 AM

Reynardine

Never name a baby Glenn. It's asking for something to go wrong with his brain.

12/4/2012 5:19:00 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Oh, you rotten liar, Morton.

12/4/2012 5:28:52 AM

TB Tabby

Not necessarily, Reynardine...just look at Glenn Greenwald.

12/4/2012 5:34:42 AM

UHM

Oh, FFS
1. Sandra Fluke spoke about medical treatments not related to sexual intercourse but using the pill as medicine.
2. We have no idea whether or not Sandra Fluke is a slut, and neither is it any of our business to a) know and b) judge her.
3. You didn't have to pay chickenshit. The insurance provider Miss Fluke talked about denied such an option even though more than 90% of students - who are the only ones financing such insurances - want such treatment to be an option.
4. If you don't like that plans have to provide this drop out of one and pray to your god that he might keep you healthy.

12/4/2012 5:38:37 AM

fishtank

Because we pay for your medical bills to, asshole.

12/4/2012 5:39:11 AM

farpadokly

People are going to have sex. They just are. We know this for certain.
So, in order to minimise STDs and unwanted pregnancies, isn't it sensible to provide free contraception for some people?
When I was a student, I was able to go down to a building on the campus and just grab loads of condoms from a big sort of tray that was in the hall. Why was it free? Because students are poor.

12/4/2012 6:22:27 AM

nkd

Well, Glenn, the good news is that that is NOT what Sandra Fluck wants. You can rest easy (but you really should stop believing Rush).

12/4/2012 6:40:02 AM

Doubting Thomas

Well, I have to pay for faith-based initiatives where religious organizations get tax dollars to preach to people, so suck it up and shut up.

And just think, the more you pay for other people's contraception means that fewer abortions will occur. You Christians want to reduce the number of abortions, right? Or would you rather pay more in tax dollars because single mothers need welfare? There's just no pleasing you people.

12/4/2012 6:41:37 AM



Da powers dat be think dat everyone MUST be forced ta pay fo' constipation fo' tha YES, supa-hoty thuglife steez of Sandra Fluck whoz ass gave some noize all up in tha Democratic convention bemoanin dat our crazy-ass asses don’t pay fo' her constipation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rush Limbaugh gotz up in fuckin shitloadz of shizzle fo' sayin her ass be a supa-ho, yet it aint nuthin but Sandra whoz ass wantz ta live a thuglife of sex where everyone else pays ta keep her from gettin pregnant). Why must I as a Christian, whoz ass be thinkin dat such behavior abysmal, sinful n' self destructizzle pay fo' her ta bust a nutcapades without consequences?

12/4/2012 6:57:53 AM

Mister Spak

Why must women who are not christian, die because the treatment that would save their life is against your religion?

12/4/2012 7:04:45 AM

Firewing

Oh? And yet you Christians have no problem protecting child rapists, something that actually is abysmal and destructive to others. Until you address that problem, your words mean nothing. Why should we, as humans, suffer your kind's presence on our planet?

And it's Sandra FLUKE! I know the religious tend to be walking egos, especially concerning women, but at least get people's names right (and yes, I know your doctrine says otherwise but women are people, unlike you)!

12/4/2012 7:11:48 AM

xyz

And yet you want to outlaw abortions.

It's like you want to have your cake and eat it.

12/4/2012 7:15:00 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Why must I as a woman, who thinks such behavior abysmal, have my reproductive rights dictated to me by a bunch of sexist old men?

Glenn-I hope you trip & land balls first on a railroad spike.

12/4/2012 8:06:05 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The powers that be think that everyone MUST be forced to pay for contraception"

Yes. Problem?

12/4/2012 8:39:24 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

And just how the hell are you paying for her contraceptives? Are you her insurance company?

12/4/2012 8:52:04 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"Why must I as a Christian, who thinks such behavior abysmal, sinful and self destructive pay for her to have sexcapades without consequences?"

- Would you rather she produce children that need to be cared for by the state? I suppose you could say "let them starve," but that's not very Christian of you, is it?

12/4/2012 8:58:11 AM

Splinge

Wanting medication for your friend who suffers chronic pain does not make you 'slutty'.

12/4/2012 9:33:07 AM

Nagol

Why must I as a Christian, who thinks such behavior abysmal, sinful and self destructive pay for her to have sexcapades without consequences?

A much better question would be why do you, a self-proclaimed "Christian", think you have any business being a judgmental asshole when your lord and savior condemns such behavior in the bible? Do you think the rules don't apply to you? Also, as everyone else has said, Sandra is a lesbian and was speaking for women who need birth control for medical reasons, which you would know if you actually took some time to do some research instead of jumping the conclusion that best fits into your hateful and judgmental view of others.

12/4/2012 9:45:50 AM

Frostythesnowman

Glenn, you are a cluless, misogynist fuck. Not only do you have no right to judge (Matthew 7:1 in a book you no doubt never read, but misquote ad nauseum), but 'slutty' is not a word that you are capable of understanding. Those of us who do understand it are definately having more fun than your god allows you to have. What a shame...

12/4/2012 10:08:59 AM

Frank

" Why must I as a Christian, who thinks such behavior abysmal, sinful and self destructive pay for her to have sexcapades without consequences?"

For the same reason I have to pay for wars I don't agree with. We all have our "cross" to bear.

12/4/2012 11:48:01 AM
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