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[On the discovery of ice and organic compounds on the planet Mercury]




What if god just started to warm up Mercury or has mercury like stored and space is like his huge freezer and since he's going to end the world soon what if he's started to make a new earth by using Mercury and then Mercury will end up getting warmer and maybe alieans or something will land and then oxygen is made and trees starts growing and it's ice turns into oceans and rivers and then the aliens or what ever is on start evolving and creates new dinosoars and then some evolve into monkeys and the monkeys evolve and the human race is restored but the only diffrence will be is that it will be at a diffrent planet but if we die and earth gets destroyed will the humans learn how to talk like we did and name murcury earth?


umoksomeguyidk, inscider 79 Comments [12/4/2012 4:36:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Frostythesnowman
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Titania

This dude is tripping major ballsack. And longest run-on sentence I've ever seen. Was that even a sentence? Not fundy, but really weird.

12/4/2012 4:44:29 AM

Carnivore_Rabbit

That literally broke my brain.

12/4/2012 4:44:30 AM

Filin De Blanc

Indeed.

12/4/2012 4:46:05 AM

Binky

Mmm, bizarre, but not very fundie.
He seems to be under the impression that mercury is cold though, which is kind of funny since most 8 year olds know better.

12/4/2012 4:47:40 AM

Felix Wilde

WTF tree, maybe?

Seriously. WTF.

And to answer the question, sure, why not. If a totally different planet can happen to have all the exact same forms of life that Earth had evolve on it, why couldn't they develop the same language too? We're clearly just making up things that are remotely possible.

Actually, no, not even remotely possible. Earth life couldn't survive on Mercury, and especially not if it got even hotter. So they'd be too busy dying constantly to develop any language, or exist in the first place.

Aliens? Ice?

*fatal error*
*shut down*
***/brain***

12/4/2012 4:51:17 AM

Canadia

What if you stopped smoking rocks and started trying to be a reasonable person, one that makes some god damn sense?

12/4/2012 4:55:16 AM

Felix Wilde

Grrr, dbl pst

12/4/2012 4:57:36 AM

Argle Bargle

This person needs to lay off the bong.

12/4/2012 5:20:02 AM

Reynardine

It sounds like you have Mercury poisoning.

12/4/2012 5:21:08 AM

farpadokly

Now and then you read a quote on here, and particularly in the conspiracy theory section, that makes you think "That would make a perfectly good science fiction novel". If only these people would channel their imaginations in that sort of creative direction.

12/4/2012 5:24:34 AM

Sheridan

Why would God need to start over again with a whole different planet? Couldn't he just wipe out all life on Earth and reseed it?

And Dude, put the bong down.

12/4/2012 5:27:13 AM

LDM

Wow. Longest and most insane sentence ever!

12/4/2012 5:38:51 AM

Exatron

Put. The bong. Down.

12/4/2012 5:41:53 AM

Doubting Thomas

Was this written by a 12 year old? Seriously.

12/4/2012 5:53:20 AM

Darwin

Punctuation, bitch.

12/4/2012 6:01:30 AM

Raised by Horses

And then the talking monkeys would rebel against their creators and go to war with them using their newly created dinosaurs and space lasers and..

12/4/2012 6:17:07 AM

Frostythesnowman

Is punctuation Satanic now? But at least you recognised the existence of evolution. And take it from me, your god really doesn't want to warm Mercury up any more.

12/4/2012 6:17:56 AM

UHM


Hint: if it's closer to the sun, it's warmer.

12/4/2012 6:27:23 AM

Sammettik

What do you have against the english language, kid?

12/4/2012 6:43:09 AM

Mister Spak

What if you used a few periods to make your whaarrrgaarrrbllll more coherent?

12/4/2012 6:58:58 AM

anti-nonsense

At least he believes in evolution.

Too bad his run-on sentences are worse then mine.

12/4/2012 7:03:19 AM

D Laurier

wtf?

12/4/2012 7:08:12 AM

Prager

Someone doesn't have a clue about where Mercury is.

12/4/2012 7:12:30 AM



What if god just started ta warm up Mercury and has mercury like stored n' space is like his big-ass freezer n' since he be straight goin ta end tha ghetto soon what tha fuck if he be straight started ta cook up a freshly smoked up earth by rockin Mercury n' then Mercury will end up gettin warmer n' maybe alieans and some shiznit will land n' then oxygen is done cooked up n' trees startz growin n' itz ice turns tha fuck into oceans n' rivers n' then tha aliens and what tha fuck ever is on start evolvin n' creates freshly smoked up dinosoars n' then some evolve tha fuck into monkeys n' tha monkeys evolve n' tha human race is restored but tha only diffrence is ghon be is dat it aint nuthin but ghon be at a diffrent hood but if our crazy-ass asses die n' earth getz destroyed will tha humans learn how tha fuck ta rap like our crazy-ass asses did n' name murcury earth?

12/4/2012 7:12:56 AM

xyz

Astronomy FAIL.

There are a large number of reasons why life can't emerge on Mercury, for example, virtually no atmosphere, proximity to the sun, low gravity, etc.

If your god wanted to create more life, wouldn't Venus be a better choice (assuming your god can cool a hot planet)?

12/4/2012 7:25:53 AM
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