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I am sorry but how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist? I only ask b/c he fits so many characteristics of antichrist. So many reasons really. Yet everyone seems sure he can't be. I mean, he probably isn't but do we know for sure? Maybe he doesn't.even know for.sure.

Just asking. The guy gives.me.the willies. I have heard him make fun of the bible saying the sermon on the mount.is so extreme blah blah blah. Also saw a.video that his name.means lightning which Jesus referred to satan being cast out as lightning.

I know pretty far out.there but...........how do you know FOR SURE?

duniegirl, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [12/5/2012 4:22:04 AM]
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Ash

Holy hyperbole, Batman.

"Barack" comes from a semitic root (?.?.?) that means "Blessed". There is a similar yet unrelated root that means "lightning" or glistening (?.?.?). The two are written differently in semitic languages such as modern Hebrew and Arabic.

12/5/2012 5:02:21 AM

Kuno

[…] how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist? I only ask b/c he fits so many characteristics of antichrist.

Well, seeing how many different definitions of the “antichrist” were thrown around historically, and how many other persons before Obama were said to be the antichrist, there is one question I have:

How do you, “dunegirl” (if that’s even your real name…), know beyond a shadow of a doubt that you yourself are not the antichrist? Huh?

I know that is pretty far out, but … how do you know FOR SURE?

PS: What’s the matter with the “.” instead of spaces?

12/5/2012 5:32:08 AM

Titania

Do you know what the proper use of a period? When you figure that out, maybe then you can join the adult conversation. Until then, STFU you babbling idiot.

12/5/2012 5:36:18 AM

UHM

Given that the antichrist is supposed to be pure evil, I doubt the same person would be able to sustain a family emotionally.

12/5/2012 5:41:50 AM

Mike Litoris

how do you know FOR SURE?

Because, surely the evil overlords would have put that small detail on his fake birth certificate!

12/5/2012 5:42:20 AM

Raised by Horses

How do you know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Pat Robertson is not the anti-Christ? All I know is that whenever the guy speaks, guts churn and brain cells die.

No, it's not up to me to prove it. It's up to you to disprove it. So there.

12/5/2012 5:57:19 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

How do we know dungiegirl isn't the antichrist?

How do we know FOR SURE?

12/5/2012 6:20:56 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Shrats! Double Post. (I blame the antichrist.)

12/5/2012 6:21:50 AM

Grimsoncrow

Because he doesn't rule the earth, and moronic sheep like you don't love him.

12/5/2012 6:27:30 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

For the same reason no other fictional characters exist.

12/5/2012 6:30:52 AM

Doubting Thomas

how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist?

Because there is no such thing as the antichrist.

But if there were, I'd say that Fred Phelps would have to be the antichrist. He's pure evil and he's done more to ruin the reputation of Christianity than anyone in recent history.

12/5/2012 6:32:34 AM

Filin De Blanc

If he were actually the Antichrist, you'd think he might have done something towards the whole "world domination" thing he's supposed to do within the first four years of his presidency instead of waiting around.

12/5/2012 6:34:42 AM

Mister Spak

I am sorry but how do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is a giant man with a long white beard who lives on clouds?

12/5/2012 6:38:33 AM

Dr.Shrinker

If Obama was the antichrist, he would appeal to the people who regard greed as healthy for society, the people who decry the demands of workers for a living wage as "selfish entitlement" and the people who glorify the buildup of the military while poor people die from inadequate medical care.

If Obama was the antichrist, he'd be the champion of he republican party.

12/5/2012 6:54:24 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Dr.Shrinker

He'd do all that while promoting conservatives' perverted idea of Christianity, too. You know, like refusing to help the poor or sick, hoarding massive wealth, and promoting the idea of "I got mine because God loves me."

12/5/2012 7:04:56 AM

Malitia

Barack also means Peach (in Hungarian, ok, it pronounced differently). So did the Mushroom Kingdom invade the US? :3

12/5/2012 7:23:03 AM

Paler_Face

Sweet Megatron, the punctuation of this post is horrible.
Oy, duniegirl: periods go at the end of a sentence, not after each month of typing.

12/5/2012 7:28:00 AM



I be sorry but how.do yo ass guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt dat Obizzay aint tha antichrist, biatch? I only ask b/c he fitz all kindsa muthafuckin characteristicz of antichrist. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So nuff reasons straight-up. Yet everyone seems shizzle he can't be. I mean, he probably aint but do our crazy-ass asses know fo' sure, biatch? Maybe he don't.even know for.sure.

Just asking. Da playa gives.me.the willies. I have heard his ass make funk of tha bizzy sayin tha sermon on tha mount.is so off tha hook blah blah blah fo' realz. Also saw a.vizzle dat his name.means lightnin which Jizzy referred ta satan bein cast up as lightning.

I know pretty far out.there but...........how do yo ass know FOR SURE?

12/5/2012 7:58:59 AM

John_in_Oz

The word is 'dunnie', girl. Two 'n's.
For when you're talking shit.

12/5/2012 8:00:40 AM

The Crimson Ghost

I know Obama is not the anti christ because the anti christ does not exist.

And you are pretty far out there...that I know FOR SURE!

12/5/2012 8:07:28 AM

farpadokly

Actually, the true Mark of the Beast is... ERRATIC USE OF FULL STOPS.

12/5/2012 9:29:55 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I am sorry but how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist?"

Because he's not A: British. B: Female. C: Conservative. D: White. And E: called Maggie Thatcher (*spit*).

She is the real Antichrist. Prove. Me...:



[/Lived through the 2nd Dark Ages: UK 1979-1990]

12/5/2012 9:33:03 AM



I am sorry but how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist?

Because the whole concept of "Antichrist" is a humongous pile of steaming manure!

12/5/2012 11:47:50 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

The same way I know he's not Lex Luthor.

12/5/2012 1:05:09 PM

werewolf

First, research what the antichrist is supposed to be. According to whatever flavor of mythology you follow, there have been many ACs already.

It's Zeus who casts lightning bolts as his go-to weapon.

12/5/2012 1:07:59 PM
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