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Why even ask the question when not even microbe has been found off world? Sure some claim theres fossilized bscteria in meteorites from Mars but those claims are dubious at best.

If there are aliens they are likely of Demonic origin since after Satan lost the civil war in heaven, he and 1/3 of the angels were driven out of Gods universe into our. They are likely what people think of as aliens. And Christ did not die for them as they arent human.

Could Satan have created aliens? Possibly. If they are and allied with Satan they are damned too. If they turn away from Satan, perhaps not and Christ would go to them the way he came to Earth. But until we find even a simple living life form off world, its TOTALLY STUPID TO SPEND EVEN $1 ON THIS CRAP. Let alone taxpayers money. Better to buy bullets and bombs to terminate demonic Muslim fanatics.

Now what about our doubles in the parallel universe where the Twin Towers are still standing and everyone carries a SHOW ME card for ID and money transactions? Why dont they hold a seminar on that while they are at it? LOL.

Winston Smith, Moonbattery 45 Comments [12/5/2012 4:24:19 AM]
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Nathan

I think you're intentionally misunderstanding everything. Your level of confusion cannot be accidental.

12/5/2012 4:42:08 AM

Tempus

But until we find even a simple living life form off world, its TOTALLY STUPID TO SPEND EVEN $1 ON THIS CRAP.

Without spending the money, finding anything alive elsewhere will be impossible. If my money has to be spent on corporate welfare for bloated, sclerotic companies and pointless, idiotic wars, then I think you can stand spending a couple cents' worth a month on the advancement of human knowledge.


12/5/2012 5:31:39 AM

Mike Litoris


12/5/2012 5:38:17 AM

UHM

The weirdest thing about this is that he watches Fringe.

12/5/2012 5:55:57 AM

Raised by Horses

"But until we find even a simple living life form off world, its TOTALLY STUPID TO SPEND EVEN $1 ON THIS CRAP."

Spending a little more on space exploration and the advancement of human knowledge? A waste! An entitlement! Those fat cat scientists mooch off the government's teat more than enough already, thank you!

Spending less than a trillion dollars annually on new toys for the military? What are you, a commnaziseculibrul or something?

12/5/2012 6:01:24 AM

Reynardine

Lay off the poppyseed rolls. They're bad for you.

12/5/2012 6:13:08 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

The hell have you been smoking?

12/5/2012 6:14:15 AM

Filin De Blanc

"And Christ did not die for them as they arent human."

So Jesus is a racist?

12/5/2012 6:19:55 AM

Doubting Thomas

I really don't even know where to start with this. Demonic aliens, better to spend money on bombing Muslims than the space program, and a parallel universe. This started out OK on the first paragraph but then took a detour directly into Crazytown.

12/5/2012 6:24:27 AM

Mister Spak

"everyone carries a SHOW ME card for ID and money transactions? "

It's much easier to have a mark on your hand or forehead than to carry a card around. What if you forget the card when you leave the house? Good ol' Winston could shoot you for being muslim.

12/5/2012 6:32:45 AM

Paler_Face

@Filin De Blanc

Technically, Jesus is a specieist.

12/5/2012 7:18:18 AM

dionysus

You know what? I'd rather spend trillions and never find a shred of life in the entire universe than spend any more on bombs to blow other people up. I'm all for defense but our "defense" budget is more than the next 15 countries combined. We don't need enough weaponry to wipe out the world in order to defend ourselves. And we certainly don't need to be picking a stupid fight with the 1 billion Muslims that live in this world.

12/5/2012 7:34:14 AM

John_in_Oz

Winston Smith loves Big Brother.

(Not the book; he's the sort of cretin who enjoys reality TV)

12/5/2012 7:37:15 AM

PWEOTWEB

Anytime someone uses the word "demon" or "demonic" when talking about science, their point is automatically invalid.

12/5/2012 7:59:16 AM



Why even ask tha question when not even microbe has been found off ghetto, biatch? Sheezy some claim theres fossilized bscteria up in meteorites from Mars but em frontz is dubious at best.

If there is aliens they is likely of Demonic origin since afta Satan lost tha civil war up in heaven, he n' 1/3 of tha angels was driven up of Doggs universe tha fuck into our. They is likely what tha fuck gangstas think of as aliens fo' realz. And Christ did not die fo' em as they arent human.

Could Satan have created aliens, biatch? Possibly. If they is n' allied wit Satan they is damned too. If they turn away from Satan, like not n' Christ would go ta em tha way he came ta Earth. But until our crazy-ass asses find even a simple livin thuglife form off ghetto, itz TOTALLY STUPID TO SPEND EVEN $1 ON THIS CRAP. Let alone taxpayers scrilla. Betta ta cop bulletz n' bombs ta terminizzle demonic Muslim fanatics.

Now what tha fuck bout our doublez up in tha parallel universe where tha Twin Towers is still standin n' everyone carries a SHOW ME card fo' ID n' scrilla transactions, biatch? Why dont they hold a seminar on dat while they is at it, biatch? LOL.

12/5/2012 8:05:25 AM

pete

Mr. Smith's brainwashing is intact and he still believes that 2+2=5 and we have always been at war with Eurasia. Big Brother is pleased.

12/5/2012 8:06:33 AM

Pak

Looking forward to when rats eat your face.

12/5/2012 8:23:15 AM

Akasuna

"Why even ask the question when not even microbe has been found off world? Sure some claim theres fossilized bscteria in meteorites from Mars but those claims are dubious at best."
1. Physical evidence is hardy dubious. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_on_Mars#Gillevinia_straata) But whatever, it's irrelevant anyways.

"If there are aliens they are likely of Demonic origin since after Satan lost the civil war in heaven, he and 1/3 of the angels were driven out of Gods universe into our. They are likely what people think of as aliens."
2. Christianity doesn't work that way. Citation not needed.

"Could Satan have created aliens? Possibly."
3. And like that, you've lost me completely.

12/5/2012 8:40:52 AM

farpadokly

Meanwhile, in an old cemetery in Berkshire, Orwell shudders in his grave that the name of his hero is used by someone so credulous and stupid.

12/5/2012 9:23:20 AM

Papabear

"Why even ask the question when not even microbe has been found off world?"

Because if one doesn't ask deep and important questions one becomes a religious zealot on Moonbattery.

12/5/2012 9:31:31 AM

Alleyprowler

Bacteria exist. Satan doesn't. With that in mind, please rephrase your complaint because it's careening all over the place.

12/5/2012 9:35:48 AM

Anon-e-moose

"If there are aliens they are likely of Demonic origin since after Satan lost the civil war in heaven, he and 1/3 of the angels were driven out of Gods universe into our."

Chapter and verse verbatim (and in plain language; no 'metaphor' & 'interpretation' allowed), or you and your 'beliefs' FAIL.

...besides, "Sliders" (the basic scenario), and the anime series "Stratos 4/Advance" (it's "X-Files"-esque sub-scenario: the sentient alien virus coming to Earth via the 'Comets') are not documentaries.

12/5/2012 9:50:53 AM

Mix Master Mikaeus

"If there are aliens they are likely of Demonic origin since after Satan lost the civil war in heaven, he and 1/3 of the angels were driven out of Gods universe into our. They are likely what people think of as aliens. And Christ did not die for them as they arent human."

Uh... dude, Warhammer 40,000 is just a game. You should probably relax.

12/5/2012 9:52:28 AM

J. James



He jokes about it, but an alternate universe would be awesome.

12/5/2012 10:25:06 AM

Mattiedef

I see he doesn't understand his own religion at all and it gets crazier from there.

12/5/2012 11:30:19 AM
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