Why even ask the question when not even microbe has been found off world? Sure some claim theres fossilized bscteria in meteorites from Mars but those claims are dubious at best.
If there are aliens they are likely of Demonic origin since after Satan lost the civil war in heaven, he and 1/3 of the angels were driven out of Gods universe into our. They are likely what people think of as aliens. And Christ did not die for them as they arent human.
Could Satan have created aliens? Possibly. If they are and allied with Satan they are damned too. If they turn away from Satan, perhaps not and Christ would go to them the way he came to Earth. But until we find even a simple living life form off world, its TOTALLY STUPID TO SPEND EVEN $1 ON THIS CRAP. Let alone taxpayers money. Better to buy bullets and bombs to terminate demonic Muslim fanatics.
Now what about our doubles in the parallel universe where the Twin Towers are still standing and everyone carries a SHOW ME card for ID and money transactions? Why dont they hold a seminar on that while they are at it? LOL.
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But until we find even a simple living life form off world, its TOTALLY STUPID TO SPEND EVEN $1 ON THIS CRAP.
Without spending the money, finding anything alive elsewhere will be impossible. If my money has to be spent on corporate welfare for bloated, sclerotic companies and pointless, idiotic wars, then I think you can stand spending a couple cents' worth a month on the advancement of human knowledge.
"But until we find even a simple living life form off world, its TOTALLY STUPID TO SPEND EVEN $1 ON THIS CRAP."
Spending a little more on space exploration and the advancement of human knowledge? A waste! An entitlement! Those fat cat scientists mooch off the government's teat more than enough already, thank you!
Spending less than a trillion dollars annually on new toys for the military? What are you, a commnaziseculibrul or something?
I really don't even know where to start with this. Demonic aliens, better to spend money on bombing Muslims than the space program, and a parallel universe. This started out OK on the first paragraph but then took a detour directly into Crazytown.
"everyone carries a SHOW ME card for ID and money transactions? "
It's much easier to have a mark on your hand or forehead than to carry a card around. What if you forget the card when you leave the house? Good ol' Winston could shoot you for being muslim.
Why even ask tha question when not even microbe has been found off ghetto, biatch? Sheezy some claim theres fossilized bscteria up in meteorites from Mars but em frontz is dubious at best.
If there is aliens they is likely of Demonic origin since afta Satan lost tha civil war up in heaven, he n' 1/3 of tha angels was driven up of Doggs universe tha fuck into our. They is likely what tha fuck gangstas think of as aliens fo' realz. And Christ did not die fo' em as they arent human.
Could Satan have created aliens, biatch? Possibly. If they is n' allied wit Satan they is damned too. If they turn away from Satan, like not n' Christ would go ta em tha way he came ta Earth. But until our crazy-ass asses find even a simple livin thuglife form off ghetto, itz TOTALLY STUPID TO SPEND EVEN $1 ON THIS CRAP. Let alone taxpayers scrilla. Betta ta cop bulletz n' bombs ta terminizzle demonic Muslim fanatics.
Now what tha fuck bout our doublez up in tha parallel universe where tha Twin Towers is still standin n' everyone carries a SHOW ME card fo' ID n' scrilla transactions, biatch? Why dont they hold a seminar on dat while they is at it, biatch? LOL.
"Why even ask the question when not even microbe has been found off world? Sure some claim theres fossilized bscteria in meteorites from Mars but those claims are dubious at best."
1. Physical evidence is hardy dubious. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_on_Mars#Gillevinia_straata ) But whatever, it's irrelevant anyways.
"If there are aliens they are likely of Demonic origin since after Satan lost the civil war in heaven, he and 1/3 of the angels were driven out of Gods universe into our. They are likely what people think of as aliens."
2. Christianity doesn't work that way. Citation not needed.
"Could Satan have created aliens? Possibly."
3. And like that, you've lost me completely.
"If there are aliens they are likely of Demonic origin since after Satan lost the civil war in heaven, he and 1/3 of the angels were driven out of Gods universe into our."
Chapter and verse verbatim (and in plain language; no 'metaphor' & 'interpretation' allowed), or you and your 'beliefs' FAIL.
...besides, "Sliders" (the basic scenario), and the anime series "Stratos 4/Advance" (it's "X-Files"-esque sub-scenario: the sentient alien virus coming to Earth via the 'Comets') are not documentaries.
"If there are aliens they are likely of Demonic origin since after Satan lost the civil war in heaven, he and 1/3 of the angels were driven out of Gods universe into our. They are likely what people think of as aliens. And Christ did not die for them as they arent human."
Uh... dude, Warhammer 40,000 is just a game. You should probably relax.
Now entering the great state of Paranoia, where "Fringe" is reality, aliens are demonic, and Haldol is mandatory.
I dare you or people like you to call the first extraterrestrial race we meet, demonic.
Nothing like a interstellar war to celebrate a dawn of a new era.
>Claiming aliens as demons
>Parallel universe
>Religious fanatic
It's time to unsubscribe the H channel there, buddy.
Better to buy bullets and bombs to terminate demonic Muslim fanatics.
Fucking beautiful. Why waste money on science when we could be using it to fund religiously motivated wars?
Also cool Fringe reference you put there.
I'd rather spend money on acquiring knowledge, than on killing human beings, regardlees of them being deminic Muslim fanatics or demonic Christian fanatics.
Maybe I'm a bit more pro-life than our friend Winston here...
Y'know, this is what frightens me. Let's say, for the sake of argument, that aliens exist. Let's further say that they manage to visit earth. Maniacs like this would declare war on another species just because of their insane fundamentalist ideas.
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