There are also fundies wanting to kill the gays in both countries except Ugandan fundies are more honest about it.
I've known Gays and I've known Pagans, and I've known Gay Pagans; none of them wanted to be vampires or cannibals, but as usual fundies like to lie and spread slander.
EDIT: I know this is going to be a terrible shock to you, but a lot of people in the Gay community are also Christians.
EDIT part 2: America was never a Christian nation and I will do my best to keep you and your ilk from gaining positions of power.
12/5/2012 4:41:24 AM
Yes, all that, and unlike Uganda, you can't kill homos either. /sarcasm
12/5/2012 5:29:05 AM
You're right, they are even more batshit insane than you.
12/5/2012 5:57:58 AM
Then move to Uganda. Honey, you'll love it.
12/5/2012 6:10:43 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"Our people are heading back into cannibalism, vampirism, tattooing, body mutilation and every form of fornication, homosexuality, etc."
Tattooing? OMG111!1 Oh Noes! Oh Noes! Say it's not so! Tattooing will bring about the end of the world.
12/5/2012 6:11:40 AM
Sounds cool...Can I apply for citizenship? I assure I'm white.
12/5/2012 6:20:26 AM
Uganda is mostly Christian too, to the point where they're not shy about killing gay people. The trouble is that people like Kevin Swanson think that we need to be more like Uganda.
12/5/2012 6:20:38 AM
Filin De Blanc
Cannibalism? Who the hell has this guy been hanging out with?
12/5/2012 6:27:51 AM
America has 30% teabaggers opposing civil rights, Uganda has 80% teabaggers opposing civil rights. That's the difference.
12/5/2012 6:30:28 AM
Our trajectory is going right down back into paganism.
Er no. From what I gather our country is still way too fucking religious. When 45% of a 1st world nation is creationist the problem isn't a lack of Christianity.
Our people are heading back into cannibalism
The only people that are cannibals are those that eat people's faces off after eating bath salts. But that's not Paganism, that's being really fucking high on drugs.
Twilight is a movie, not a documentary.
That's been okay with most people for at least a few decades. Do try to keep up, grandpa. By the way, that "devil music", rock and/or roll, is popular even among Christians. Ooga booga!
Piercings have also been acceptable for a long time, old man.
and every form of fornication, homosexuality, etc.
And the problem is? As long as people aren't fucking in public or in your house it doesn't concern you. Personally, I find old people having sex to be disgusting but I'm not going to legally require grandma to wear a chastity belt.
12/5/2012 7:09:55 AM
there’s dishonesty and graft and the sort of things that this guy was trying to repent of,
Funny then, that the European Union has cut its development aid because of the extreme amounts of money being siphoned off into luxuries and personal bank accounts at the office of Uganda's premier. It's almost as if the premier is doing none of that repentence, and is actually a homophobic crook.
12/5/2012 7:19:29 AM
Be sure to phone us from Kampala and tell us how that trajectory thing is working for you.
12/5/2012 7:34:15 AM
What your neighborhood looks like when you live in a nation on the trajectory of accepting paganism, homosexuality, and everything else non-Christian...
What your neighborhood looks like when you live in a nation on the trajectory of accepting the
"morals" of the Biblical God...
12/5/2012 7:56:00 AM
Raised by Horses
"Our people are heading back into cannibalism"
You can blame that one on bath salts.
...and that one on Twilight.
"..and every form of fornication, homosexuality, etc."
What can I say? People like fucking. You'd almost swear we were biologically geared towards it or something.
12/5/2012 7:56:26 AM
The Crimson Ghost
Yeah there's a lot of problems in Uganda, namely violence & superstition.
And for the last time-we are not a christian nation. Never were, never will be. The sooner imbeciles like you understand this the better off everyone will be.
12/5/2012 7:59:56 AM
Yeah thereâ€™s a shitload of problems up in Uganda, thereâ€™s tha Muslim influence, thereâ€™s dishonesty n' graft n' tha sort of thangs dat dis playa was tryin ta repent of, n' yo ass know yo ass gotz all of dis shiznit n' I think Tha Ghetto is muthafuckin wealthier n' Americaâ€™s gotz mo' of a Christian heritage n' Americaâ€™s gotz mo' of dis n' dis n' this. But tha trajectory is radically different. Our trajectory is goin muthafuckin right down back tha fuck into paganism. Our gangstas is headin back tha fuck into cannibalism, vampirism, tattooing, body mutilation n' every last muthafuckin form of fornication, homosapienitizzle, etc. They is tryin ta git up of it, thatâ€™s tha difference.
12/5/2012 8:07:08 AM
It's come to a very strange point when American conservatives are looking to the developing world for role models.
12/5/2012 9:16:04 AM
Uganda is the country Kevin wants the U.S. to be.
12/5/2012 9:26:59 AM
That's right. Atheism leads non-stop to cannibalism and homosexuality. You'd better shuffle off to Uganda before one of us f*cks ya whilst another gnaws your arms off.
12/5/2012 9:29:53 AM
"Our trajectory is going right down back into paganism."
And that would be bad, because?
12/5/2012 9:30:57 AM
12/5/2012 11:27:27 AM
The inside of Kevin's head must be a very scary place if he's looking to Uganda for moral leadership. Me, I'm off to pick up some bath salts and a pint of blood, got a big date tonight with a real pagan.
12/5/2012 12:46:51 PM
Is Dr. Van Helsing available?
12/5/2012 1:00:11 PM
"Our people are heading back into cannibalism"
Ironic thing to complain about, given the centerpiece of Christian worship is the act of ritual cannibalism.
12/5/2012 1:27:13 PM
Please send more information on forms of fornication.
12/5/2012 3:03:00 PM