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The Democrats achieved a major long term goal in November, one that they have worked on for over 40 years: dumbing down the population (complements of the teacher's unions), along with the assistance of the vast quantities of communist professors in our colleges.

You see, if the average American voter's intelligence was that of what it was even 20 years ago, there would be NO WAY that Obama would be in office, let alone re-elected (whatever THAT means nowadays). There is NO WAY that the Democrats would get away with a third of the corrupt anti-American stuff that they're freely doing now, and laughing in America's face as they do it.

But now - we truly have a Nation of Idiots....

- Blacks that only vote on the basis of color and Da Free Ride, and a chance to 'stick it to da man', ala OJ Simpson murder trial verdict style.

- We have a vast quantity of Hispanics that really don't know or care about America, but as long as their illegal relatives can stay, that our southern border door is jammed open, and their invading families get the Ultimate Free Ride in the form of the Democrat-supported Dream Act, hey, yo quero, hombre!!!!! La Raza will RULE this country, you stupid gringos!

- Finally, we have a huge amount of young white single liberal slutpuppies that are programmed to feel guilty that they're white, that care only about their personal Right to Kill their unborn inconvenient children, OMG who is texting me now, and the ability to be a causal semen recepticle for the next cute guy in their college class when and how they choose....

Put all of these groups all together, and there isn't enough collective, objective intelligence to light the average home.

And we wonder how Obama got re-elected, and the Democrats still hold most of the power...

I wonder now if it'll ever change, but this country won't be around long enough for another presidential election.

America is dead - RIP, CNS News 72 Comments [12/5/2012 4:25:43 AM]
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Ash

Conspiratorial - check.
Fundy - check.
Racist - check.

Trifecta of the day award!

12/5/2012 4:55:30 AM

Tempus

The Democrats were re-elected because the Republicans were pig-ignorant, incredibly petty, evil-minded and shit-smearingly insane.

Their response to the loss has been to become even MORE insane. They think the problem is that that they weren't fucking the chicken hard enough.

12/5/2012 5:23:39 AM

Titania

It's a four-way; he's also a misogynist. SSTDT please.

12/5/2012 5:24:40 AM

Mike Litoris

this country won't be around long enough for another presidential election

Seems like you said the exact same thing 4 years ago.


12/5/2012 5:34:25 AM

Raised by Horses

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh..

12/5/2012 5:52:02 AM

Kuno

Do these people really think reality is like that? I pity them. It must be horrible to perceive the world one lives in as such a place.

As far as I can tell from here on the other side of the pond, the people who voted Republican in this election did it most likely in spite of Mitt Romney being the candidate, and not because he was. And the Republicans managed to insult and alienate a large portion of the American public (namely ethnic minorities, women, everyone in the infamous “47%”, including seniors, active members of the troops, college students and their friends and family).

I said it before: For me the question is not why Romney did not win, but rather why he still got that many votes.

12/5/2012 5:59:41 AM

derpmaster

Oh no, the Democrats and their "corrupt anti-American stuff"! And they're getting away with it!

12/5/2012 6:03:06 AM

UHM

They always compain about blacks and latinos voting Democratic, but what about that 70% victory for Romney in Utah? If blacks and latinos are racist for voting Obama, than Mormons have in this election engaged in religious discrimination.

Were are the talking heads on that?

12/5/2012 6:05:02 AM

Reynardine

DARVO. And the black man is still in the White House.

12/5/2012 6:05:58 AM

Reynardine

You're right, Titania. We need our Sexists Say the Darnedest Things, and we need it by New Year's.

12/5/2012 6:08:48 AM

Doubting Thomas

Trifecta!

dumbing down the population

You can think conservative talk radio and Fox News for this. This is the only reason people can believe that Republicans have their best interests at heart while they cut taxes for the rich, raise taxes on the middle class & poor, then vow to cut any & all programs that would help out the poor people they just fleeced. Not to mention the fact that the Republicans in congress had the stated goal of making Obama a one-term president even if they had to ruin the country to do it.

And we wonder how Obama got re-elected, and the Democrats still hold most of the power...

Probably calling the entire country a bunch of idiots and alienating minorities & women has a lot to do with it. But I'm guessing that Republicans won't learn from this election.

12/5/2012 6:09:29 AM

Mister Spak

"But now - we truly have a Nation of Idiots.... "

Not so much - we elected Obama instead of Romney.

12/5/2012 6:28:41 AM

Filin De Blanc

Romney called half of Americans irresponsible whiners, but sure, it's Obama who's anti-American.

12/5/2012 6:31:09 AM

Felix Wilde

Yeah, damn those teachers unions! Overworked and underpaid teachers produce much better-educated graduates! I'm sure even cursory research wouldn't immediately debunk that!

The average American's intelligence is marginally above what it was 20 years ago, if trends prove relatively consistent.

Those evil Democrats! They're doing... uh... stuff! Bad, anti-American... stuff!

[Racism, sexism, rabid frothing, let's see... Oh!]

causal semen recepticle
As opposed to a quantum-probability governed, causality-defying semen recepticle? What, it can receive semen without semen being given?

News to me that fundie wingnut Republicans have enough collective intelligence to construct a single logically valid, let alone correct, argument. Call us when you can, we'll get one of those illiterate hispanics from your racist caricature imagination to crush your puny offering with a bemused air, somewhat like they would explain to a two-year-old that flies aren't spiders... Because you're not even wrong now. I doubt your first step up from that point could surpass "extremely wrong".

12/5/2012 6:39:15 AM

Table Rock

You see, if the average American voter's intelligence was that of what it was even 20 years ago, there would be NO WAY that Obama would be in office

20 years ago, we elected Bill Clinton, the first of his TWO terms. I would love to hear you, an obvious lover of Democrats, spin this one.

12/5/2012 6:45:21 AM

Dr.Shrinker

I thought you people were seceding

12/5/2012 6:48:27 AM

Kuno

@UHM:

Not to mention that they are totally flabbergasted that not every white American male voted for Romney.

PS: Is "flabbergasted" the correct spelling? My spellchecker says it is, but somehow it looks wrong.

12/5/2012 6:58:52 AM

gravematter

"...dumbing down the population (complements of the teacher's unions)"
I know, it's the more liberal states that are introducing textbooks teaching Intelligent Design.
Oh, hang on...

12/5/2012 7:10:16 AM

dionysus

The Republicans achieved a major long term goal in November, one that they have worked on for over 40 years: dumbing down the population (complements of the religious right), along with the assistance of the vast quantities of conservative pundits in our news stations.

You see, if the average American voter's intelligence was that of what it was even 20 years ago, there would be NO WAY that Teabaggers would be in office, let alone re-elected (whatever THAT means nowadays). There is NO WAY that the Teabaggers would get away with a third of the corrupt anti-American stuff that they're freely doing now, and laughing in America's face as they do it.

But now - we truly have a Nation of Idiots....


Fixed. What? Too easy?

12/5/2012 7:13:33 AM

shykid

Trifecta!

@ Reynardine: But then what would we call posts like these that have it all? Menage à quatre? Folie à quatre? ...ok, that works, count me in. /francophile

[size=10]Actually, I more support expanding RSTDT into a generic "Bigots Say the Darnedest Things" (perhaps with a catchier title), because God knows these people and their bigotry knows no bounds, and there sadly aren't enough sections in the world to encompass it all.[/size]

12/5/2012 7:33:27 AM

pete

This is your brain on Reich-wing hate radio.

Any questions?

12/5/2012 8:02:05 AM



Da Democratz achieved a major long term goal up in November, one dat they have hit dat shizzle on fo' over 40 years: dumbin down tha population (complementz of tha mackdaddyz unions), along wit tha assistizzle of tha vast quantitizzlez of communist professors up in our colleges.

Yo Ass see, if tha average American voterz intelligence was dat of what tha fuck it was even 20 muthafuckin years ago, there would be NO WAY dat Obizzay would be up in office, let alone re-elected (whatever THAT means nowadays). There is NO WAY dat tha Democratz would git away wit a third of tha corrupt anti-American shiznit dat they're freely bustin now, n' bustin up up in Americaz grill as they do dat shit.

But now - our crazy-ass asses truly gotz a Nation of Idiots....

- Blacks dat only vote on tha basiz of color n' Da Jacked Ride, n' a chizzle ta 'stick it ta da man', ala OJ Simpson cappin' trial verdict style.

12/5/2012 8:12:45 AM



- Our thugged-out asses gotz a vast quantitizzle of Hispanics dat straight-up don't give a fuck and care bout Tha Ghetto yo, but as long as they illegal relatives can stay, dat our southern border door is jammed open, n' they invadin crews git tha Illest Jacked Ride up in tha form of tha Democrat-supported Dream Act, hey, yo quero, hombre!!!!, muthafucka! La Raza will RULE dis ghetto, yo ass stupid gringos!

- Finally, our crazy-ass asses gotz a big-ass amount of lil' white single liberal supa-hopuppies dat is programmed ta feel guilty dat they're white, dat care only bout they underground Right ta Bust a cap up in they unborn inconvenient children, OMG whoz ass is textin mah crazy ass now, n' tha mobilitizzle ta be a causal semen recepticle fo' tha next cute playa up in they college class when n' how tha fuck they choose....

Put all of these crews all together, n' there aint enough collective, objectizzle intelligence ta light tha average home.

And our crazy-ass asses wonder how tha fuck Obizzay gotz re-elected, n' tha Democratz still hold most of tha power...

I wonder now if it'll ever chizzle yo, but dis ghetto won't be around long enough fo' another prezial erection.

12/5/2012 8:15:50 AM

Pak

"Slutpuppy" is now my favorite word. I will use this word in a sentence everyday for the rest of my life. Which will be short because I insist on using the word "slutpuppy."

12/5/2012 8:21:54 AM

Hasan Prishtina

"The Democrats achieved a major long term goal in November, one that they have worked on for over 40 years"

That would be since the passing of the Civil Rights Act, amirite?

12/5/2012 8:34:20 AM
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