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Who could Time magazine pick for Person of the Year to most disgust any readers who aren’t barking moonbats? Some say parasitical slut Sandra Fluke, who lent herself to be used as a tool in Obama’s farcical though apparently successful War on Women campaign tactic[...]

Fluke’s appeal for coercively subsidized degeneracy was all the more preposterous because the 31-year-old was attending a Catholic university, where vestigial remnants of morality can be expected even now. Law school tuition there runs $24,417.50 per semester, well beyond the reach of someone who can’t afford $1 condoms.

It would be hard to imagine a more profoundly unappealing human being than Sandra Fluke — which makes her a natural candidate for the slime at Time.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 46 Comments [12/5/2012 4:30:12 AM]
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breakerslion

"Some say parasitical slut Sandra Fluke,"

Using the royal "We" again, Dave?

12/5/2012 5:08:03 AM

Mike Litoris

Some say

Shiny mirror is shiny, Dave!

12/5/2012 5:27:36 AM

Doubting Thomas

Rush Limbaugh really hit one out of the ballpark with this one, didn't he? Sandra Fluke never testified about her own sex life, but yet Rush has all the right wing nutjobs believing that she's such a slut she needs tons of free birth control. Great job, Rush.

12/5/2012 5:45:08 AM

Reynardine

Slut: woman who enjoys the same things men enjoy.

12/5/2012 6:01:57 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Unlike hormone-based contraceptives, condoms don't do a damn thing to help with polycystic ovary syndrome — the conditioned suffered by Fluke's friend on whose behalf she testified.

Blount, like his hero Limbaugh, are hate-filled liars. (But, we already knew that, didn't we?)

12/5/2012 6:03:46 AM

Raised by Horses

"It would be hard to imagine a more profoundly unappealing human being than Sandra Fluke.

No, Dave. Not really.

"Some say.."

And some might say that people who frequently employ transparent apophases in speech have little or no backbone. Not me, though. I would never suggest such a thing.

12/5/2012 6:06:37 AM

Filin De Blanc

I think Blount is just upset that he's not getting laid.

12/5/2012 6:17:05 AM

UHM



It's a sad tactic. Somebody brings forth a well reasoned argument why they or somebody else requires help from society. That person happens to be female, and the only thing conservatives do is revert to insults. Michelle Obama is fat, Sandra Fluke is a slut and I'm the fucking King of China.

12/5/2012 6:20:24 AM

Mister Spak

Another barking moonbat barks.

12/5/2012 6:25:33 AM

derpmaster

Law school tuition there runs $24,417.50 per semester, well beyond the reach of someone who can’t afford $1 condoms.

yes dave, everybody who goes to college pays their tuition up front.

just like people who want to own a home cut a check for $350,000 to the realty company and people who drive new cars just handed a sack of cash over at the dealership.

12/5/2012 6:33:27 AM

Felix Wilde

If they might go for Sandra Fluke, surely they've already featured someone as "profoundly unappealing" (to put it gently) as Dave several times?

12/5/2012 6:54:31 AM

gravematter

Obama's "War on Women"?
Pardon me Sir, but have you gone BARKING mad?

12/5/2012 7:13:03 AM

dionysus

It would be hard to imagine a more profoundly unappealing human being than Sandra Fluke

Oh, it's not that hard. Here, walk into the bathroom and look over the sink. The answer will be right in front of you.

12/5/2012 7:22:28 AM

KittyKaboom

It would be hard to imagine a more profoundly unappealing human being than Sandra Fluke...

Actually it's easy. A misinformed, bloviating douchebag like yourself, for example.

12/5/2012 7:36:41 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Still whining about this! Try to show a little dignity in defeat Dave.

12/5/2012 7:52:54 AM

pete

Hmmmmm. It's stupid and mean spirited but not really very fundy. However...

The point that Ms. Fluke was trying, and succeeding, to make is that the health insurance that women pay for should cover contraceptives without regard to the Bronze Age superstitions practiced by the institution administering the health insurance.

12/5/2012 7:54:48 AM

Darwin

Don't know if you're aware of this Mr. Blount (Who am I kidding? Of course you don't), but TIME picks a person who is perceived to have had a great impact on national or world events. They don't have to be likeable, noble, or possess any redeeming characteristics at all, just to have had a marked influence in our lives. That's how Ayatollah Khomeini made it one year. Although I will say that I find Ms Fluke to be attractive, intelligent, and I agree with her position. Whether YOU like her or not is inconsequential to the editors at TIME.

Now fuck off and try to find a brain that does more than just regulate your autonomic nervous system.

12/5/2012 8:03:40 AM



Who could Time magazine pick fo' Person of tha Year ta most disgust any readaz whoz ass aren’t barkin moonbats, biatch? Some say parasitical supa-ho Sandra Fluke, whoz ass lent her muthafuckin ass ta be used as a tool up in Obizzay’s farcical though apparently successful Battle on Booty campaign tactic[...]

Fluke’s appeal fo' coercively subsidized degeneracy was all tha mo' preposterous cuz tha 31-year-old was attendin a Catholic universitizzle, where vestigial remnantz of moralitizzle can be expected even now, nahmeean, biatch? Law school tuizzle there runs $24,417.50 pa semester, well beyond tha reach of some muthafucka whoz ass can’t afford $1 jimmy hats.

It would be hard ta imagine a mo' profoundly unappealin human bein than Sandra Fluke â€" which makes her a natural muthafucka fo' tha slime at Time.

12/5/2012 8:20:09 AM

Horsefeathers

"It would be hard to imagine a more profoundly unappealing human being than Sandra Fluke — which makes her a natural candidate for the slime at Time."

Oh, I think I could name at least one other person, Dave.

12/5/2012 8:46:13 AM

Fang

I hope it IS Sandra Fluke so the wingnuts can continue their meltdown. It'd also be fun to see Time actually explore her story contra the Wingnut world delusions.

12/5/2012 8:58:42 AM

Papabear

I nominate Dave Blount for Parasitic A&&hat of the Year.

12/5/2012 9:09:01 AM

Thinking Allowed

Hey Dave, isn't it about time you moved out of your mom's basement and got a girlfriend?

12/5/2012 9:15:11 AM

fishtank

"I don't even know what the Sandra Fluke thing was about but i'm gonna moan and wank over it anyway!"

fix'ed.

12/5/2012 9:39:10 AM

SpukiKitty

"It would be hard to imagine a more profoundly unappealing human being than Sandra Fluke..."

No, it's not hard at all...

Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Vlad The Impaler
Jeffery Dahmer
Joseph Fritzl
Paul Benardo & Karla Homolka
Saddam Hussein
Ivan The Terrible
John Wayne Gacy
Cheyenne Cherry
Ken Rex McElroy
Leona Helmsley
Jimmy Savile
Garry Glitter

Tons of murderers, rapists, kiddy-fiddlers, wackos, sadists, psychopaths, corrupt CEOs and other losers.

...oh, almost forgot for my list...

Dave Blount


Finally, Sandra doesn't belong on this list at all. So THERE! *PPPPBBBTTTTHHH*

12/5/2012 9:41:23 AM

Sasha

@Papabear, I think "Parasitic A&&hat of the Year" is much too kind. How about "Sexually Demented Intestinal Parasite of the Year"?

12/5/2012 9:49:45 AM
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