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Congratulations to the oligarchical collectivist bureaurats of the European Union, who by being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize by their fellow moonbat Euroweenies have joined the exalted company of personification of American decline Barack Hussein Obama, antihuman con artist Al Gore, useless fool Jimmy Carter, corrupt lowlife Kofi Annan, Muslim terrorist Yasser Arafat, socialist thug Nelson Mandela, communist dictator Mikhail Gorbachev, the baby-raping UN “peacekeeper” goons, and insidious kook Desmond Tutu.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 38 Comments [12/7/2012 6:28:28 AM]
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Submitted By: UHM
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Leighton Buzzard

Dave, you don't even know what the EU is. You couldn't find Europe on a map of Europe.

12/7/2012 6:31:07 AM

hera

Congratulations accepted

12/7/2012 6:32:29 AM

D Laurier

huh?
wtf?

12/7/2012 6:38:37 AM

Doubting Thomas

Dave's just pissed because he still lives in his mother's basement and makes minimum wage at McDonald's while his teenage coworkers are getting promoted over him.

12/7/2012 6:42:39 AM

smartz

Not so much fundy, more like conspiratorial batshit insane asshat.

12/7/2012 6:50:00 AM

Mister Spak

Congratulations to the oligarchical collectivist mental patients of moonbattery, who by being supported by all the right wing fundies in America and their fellow moonbat retards in Iran and Saudia Arabia have joined the exalted company of personification of human backwardness of Ronald Reagan, George "dumbya" Bush, Anti-American con artist Jerry "tinkywinky" Falwell, sodomite closet dweller Larry Craig, muslim pedophile Mohammed, terrorist Tim McVeigh, and corrupt influence peddler Jack Abramoff.

12/7/2012 6:51:22 AM

Frostythesnowman

Thanks Dave, we're very proud. I'm sure that the humanitarian work of American Fundamentalist Christians will be in with a chance next year. Or maybe the one after. Or.....

12/7/2012 6:51:52 AM

dionysus

To be fair, the Nobel Peace prize has gone to some strange people over the years. It's kind of turning itself into a joke. That said, Obama has only helped the economy (if you're looking for the person that made us decline, he looks like this:
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Carter was actually not as bad as people seem to think he was and he's been making himself plenty useful after his presidency. Mandela was not a thug and given that he ended the apartheid he deserves recognition. And Al Gore is not anti-human, although he is a hypocrite.

12/7/2012 7:19:31 AM

SpukiKitty

Ah, the Wingnuts at Moonbattery are jealous, ain't that cute?

* Barack Hussein Obama - Personification of American reform!

* Al Gore - Pro-human climate-control guy, a bit hypocritical & tends to drone until everyone's asleep but the basic gist of his environmental message should still be considered....and NO, he never really said he invented the internet.

* Jimmy Carter - Ineffectual President but useful humanitarian, what a Born-Again devout Christian SHOULD BE!

* Nelson Mandela - Anti-apartheid activist extraordinaire & South Africa's first black, Indigenous, REAL African President.

* Bishop Desmond Tutu - Another anti-apartheid activist extraordinaire, Man of God, Episcopal Bishop and, like Jimmy Carter, what a Christian should be.

* Mikhail Gorbachev - Soviet President, modernizer, Mr. Glastnost, one of the factors in the FALL of Soviet Communism (you should be kissing his feet, Mr. Blount...plus, he was pals with you beloved 'St. Gipper The Raygun of Washington').

* UN Peace-keepers - Okay, so they sat there picking their noses while Bosnian Muslims were getting raped & murdered left & right...shouldn't THAT bit of ineptitude get your seal of approval, seeing that you hate Muslims?

* Yassir Arafat - A bit of a two-face, I may agree with Dave on that one.

* Kofi Annan - Gotta look that one up.

* Dave Blount - WORLD CLASS DICKWEED!

12/7/2012 7:20:28 AM

Filin De Blanc

Doesn't it ever get tiresome being so bloated with hate? Don't you think you might enjoy life more if you liked people?

12/7/2012 7:35:03 AM

Horsefeathers

So, Dave, you're saying what exactly?

Try posting it again with a little less crazy in the mix and maybe someone can figure out exactly what the hell you're talking about this time.

12/7/2012 7:36:16 AM

breakerslion

"Patient trying to get out! Patient trying to get out!" - Jeff Goldblum, Transylvania 6-5000

12/7/2012 7:42:50 AM

UHM

Because peace can't be peace if it's archieved by somebody Dave no likey.

@ Leighton Buzzard: Oh he could, but then again he once wrote that Brussels was "the capital" of the EU.

12/7/2012 8:01:48 AM

xyz

Why are Obama, Al Gore, and Nelson Mandela on your list? None of them were bad.

The mere fact that Nelson Mandela is on your list of bad people suggests that you are racist and pro-apartheid.

> communist dictator Mikhail Gorbachev
Yes, the evil man who introduced democracy in the USSR which effectively ended communism there.

12/7/2012 8:27:41 AM

Leighton Buzzard

@ UHM:

I've been to Berlaymont, so I suppose that's less wrong than most of the things Blount says. Don't tell him about Strasbourg.

(You're German, aren't you? Any chance you guys could take Strasbourg back, and run it properly?)

12/7/2012 8:45:58 AM

UHM

@Leighton Buzzard: It's the little difference between "administrative center" and "capital". A capital is an official thing, Brussels is nothing official other that "yeah we have branches there". For example, the UN has the General Essembly, Security Council, Secretariat and Economic and Social Council (4 out of 5, 1 inactive) in New York City - we're still not calling New York City the capital of the world...

If you can explain it to the French and make the Americans not shit their pants, yeah Strassbourg is a nice place - but don't think our parliaments are any more effective than the average.

12/7/2012 10:55:04 AM

The Crimson Ghost

This guy again? Some people never learn!

I find the word "euroweenie" hilarious. It's just a great word. Kinda like Frankenweenie.

In that pic, Bush looks like a monkey working up some flingin' material. Ook!

12/7/2012 12:33:09 PM

Often Partisan

^^ Kofi Annan used to be head of the UN.

Why the Gorbachev hate? WTF?

12/7/2012 12:39:29 PM

Meeeh

And the country handing out the prize beats the US in almost every possible statistics there is to compete in except for in areas such as obesity and homicides!

12/7/2012 12:42:05 PM

Hasan Prishtina

It also went to American warriors Teddy Roosevelt and Henry Kissinger, anti-communists Willy Brandt, Andrei Sakharov and Lech Walesa as well as terrifying organizations like the Red Cross and Médecins Sans Frontières. And when they gave it to Yasser Arafat they also gave it to Yitzchak Rabin and Shimon Peres. But we know the Nobel Peace Prize is evil: they give it to liberals and black people.

12/7/2012 12:51:06 PM

farpadokly

I would like to know how to be "oligarchical" and "collectivist" at the same time. It's a bit like how "the left" are constantly accused of being both elitist and egalitarian, at the same time.
What is it that the American right are constantly arguing for if not a form of oligarchy and elitism?

12/7/2012 12:54:09 PM

Mattiedef

SOmeone gets confused by words and history and facts. His name is Dave Blount.

12/7/2012 1:25:57 PM

checkmate

Obama, Gore, Carter, Annan, Arafat, Mandela, Gorbachev, Tutu

You forgot the delusional doormat hippy Jesus.

12/7/2012 2:12:30 PM

Thinking Allowed

What the hell did Dave say?

12/7/2012 2:30:45 PM

Leighton Buzzard

@ UHM: New Yorkers do :-)

Re Strasbourg, I wasn't thinking of the EU parliament, just the place. Nice city as you say, but boy, talk about disorganised.

12/7/2012 2:43:31 PM
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