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The 4-7 Jets were losing to one of the worst teams in the league when the coach finally replaced their quarterback, but still refused to play the conservative Tim Tebow. [1] This time the excuse was a minor rib injury, but the reality is that the liberal media want to exclude the pro-life Tebow.

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Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 30 Comments [12/7/2012 7:29:44 AM]
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UHM

Andy is the master of crazy. The man is able to project a persecution complex and be delusional about Tebow simply sucking.

12/7/2012 8:07:19 AM

Mister Spak

The reality is Tebow is not that good a quarterback. Also Jesus says not to pray in public like the pharisees, do it in your closet. Why does Tebow hate Jesus?


12/7/2012 8:11:09 AM

xyz

Andy, are you secretly gay for Tebow?

12/7/2012 8:20:48 AM

Leighton Buzzard

The Jets coach takes his orders from the librul meeja? Do the Jets' owners know this?

12/7/2012 8:22:05 AM

myheadhurts

if he could play, his money-maker would be played

green trumps red and blue

12/7/2012 8:31:43 AM

Filin De Blanc

The Jets' coach counts as a member of the media?

12/7/2012 8:38:49 AM

hera

The guy is an okay runningback, and about as decent a quarterback as Sanchez.
Signing him but not using him is not the smartest move of the Jets,but not using him when he is injured is a good move. If he had played and gotten an more serious injury, you'd be bitching about how the liberals intentionally played Tebow to let him get hurt.

12/7/2012 8:41:08 AM

Papabear

Most NFL coaches would play their own grandmothers if they thought it was their best chance at a win. When Tebow's playing football, no coach gives a big rat's butt whether he's pro-choice or "pro-life."

P.S. The media, liberal or not, have no control over whether Tebow plays.

12/7/2012 8:45:26 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

Rex Ryan is a liberal?

12/7/2012 11:15:02 AM

dpareja

Or maybe Tebow just isn't that good when it comes to playing NFL football.

12/7/2012 11:31:53 AM

The Crimson Ghost

This is just laughable.

I've read more than once that Tebow is a mediocre QB. Clearly god doesn't favor him with decent skills; all that kneeling in the end zone wasted!

Go stick your head in a pickle barrel Andy.

12/7/2012 12:30:18 PM

Hasan Prishtina

I'm not sure Tim Tebow would thank Andy Schlafly for demanding that he play when he's injured.

12/7/2012 1:01:09 PM

Thinking Allowed

Hey Andy, if God wanted the Tim to win the Superbowl last year, he would have made sure that the Broncos made through the playoffs. I'm thinking that God doesn't like Tim.

12/7/2012 2:27:43 PM

checkmate

The 4-7 Jets were losing

What the Catholic Schlafly doesn't realize is that the whole team was busy praying the Rosary to the Mother Godess Mary and wasn't concentrating on the game. All except one, that is.

But no, Schlafly wants the evangelical Protestant, and therefore inherently heretical, damned to Hell Tebow brought in.

Get down ye Satan! Send the blasphemist Pope hater to the showers, not into the game!

Shame on you Schlafly. Say five Our Fathers, ten Hail Mary's and don't miss Sunday mass for the next two years.

12/7/2012 2:32:54 PM

anti-nonsense

what does the Jets coach have to do with the media? Did it not occur to you that maybe the Jets coach knows more about who would be a good quarterback then you do?

Oh wait, you're Andrew Schlafy and you think you know everything.

12/7/2012 3:25:48 PM

Old Viking

Conservatives don't play well with others. They're at their best when they're playing with themselves.

12/7/2012 5:55:43 PM



Sorry, Andy.

The JETS JETS JETS simply SUCK SUCK SUCK.

Tebow can't pass. He should quit pretending to be a quarterback and switch to the Tight End position.

12/7/2012 6:09:22 PM

xyz

@Old Viking: I see what you did there.

12/7/2012 8:26:53 PM

CharlieE

Yes, the liberal media controls NFL play-by-play. You can look it up!

12/7/2012 10:11:47 PM

Sasha

I salute our liberal media overlords! Obviously they know more about football than highly-paid NFL coaches! Let us all kneel and pray to the liberal elite who daily drive Andy ever further into sanity's end zone.

12/7/2012 10:33:49 PM

Fundies Make Me Sick

So pathetic. And so delusional.

12/7/2012 11:07:58 PM

Ebon

Andy, please kill yourself. That would raise the average human IQ slightly in that you make the human race dumber just by existing.

12/8/2012 4:17:49 AM



Da 4-7 Jetz was losin ta one of tha worst crews up in tha league when tha coach finally replaced they quarterback yo, but still refused ta play tha conservatizzle Tim Tebow. [1] This time the excuse was a minor rib injury yo, but tha realitizzle is dat tha liberal media wanna exclude tha pro-life Tebow.

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12/8/2012 6:11:07 AM

Doubting Thomas

Nurse! Andy is off his meds again!

I mean seriously, like the "liberal media" actually called up the Jets' coach before the game and told him to bench Tebow.

12/8/2012 8:46:16 AM

Titania

Actaully, his teammates think he's a mediocre QB and apparently the coach does too.

12/8/2012 12:14:09 PM
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