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Quote# 91205

[Well, vaccine needles aren't filled with Jesus cells and hospital equipment doesn't run on Jesus batteries.]

NO NO NO NO NO NO you are so wrong the blood of jesus christ is in everything

Bob, Y! answers 42 Comments [12/7/2012 7:31:52 AM]
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rallymodeller

That's VERY unhygenic.

12/7/2012 7:34:51 AM
#1479311
Pikachukid

That's kinda disgusting...

but it does mean that my My Little Pony toys can be considered holy.

12/7/2012 7:34:56 AM
#1479320
breakerslion

EEEEEW!

12/7/2012 7:44:28 AM
#1479324
beehummingbird

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO it isn't.

12/7/2012 7:50:42 AM
#1479327
xyz

That's actually kinda creepy.

12/7/2012 7:57:55 AM
#1479333
Mister Spak

Is there a blood test for this?
Is the blood of Jesus in muslims?
In liberals?
In atheists?
In sodomites?
In Obama the Antichrist?

12/7/2012 8:03:22 AM
#1479338
Leighton Buzzard

But that would mean everything was trayf!

12/7/2012 8:06:21 AM
#1479350
myheadhurts

even poop?

12/7/2012 8:21:14 AM
#1479359
Papabear

Well, get it out of my soup!

12/7/2012 8:25:02 AM
#1479364
hera

Only if you drank the wine.

12/7/2012 8:29:50 AM
#1479390
UHM

WE ARE ALL VAMPIRES!

12/7/2012 8:54:01 AM
#1479392
dylanstrategie

Fails to understand his own religion : Case #30727931

Hey smartie, Jesus' blood is meant to be wine. As far as critical thinking goes, there isn't pure wine in anything else than a glass of wine, and there's certainly no ethanol (the alcool used in beverages like wine if I recall correctly) in blood transfusions or batteries

12/7/2012 8:55:42 AM
#1479396
Paler_Face

the blood of jesus christ is in everything

Ew.

12/7/2012 8:59:55 AM
#1479410
rubber chicken

In the Ebola virus ?
In my local sewage works ?
In street heroin ?
In China's nuclear arsenal ?
In the mind of a peadophile ?
In reality TV ?
In Satan ?

12/7/2012 9:24:44 AM
#1479419
OhJohnNo

Well that's terrifying.

I don't want the blood of Jesus Christ to be in Nickelback.

12/7/2012 9:38:11 AM
#1479460
John_in_Oz

This is why Jesus Christ is considered to be the number one serial killer suspect in the nation. His blood is found at the scene of every homicide.

12/7/2012 10:06:38 AM
#1479481
Dr. Shrinker

So what was that "this is my blood..." business in the gospels? Or are you an evangelical who assumes that the gospels are just there as filler?

12/7/2012 10:16:29 AM
#1479510
Rob aka Mediancat

"Cleanup on aisle three!"

12/7/2012 10:49:41 AM
#1479531


ewwwwww

12/7/2012 11:42:15 AM
#1479552
Zagen30

I hope Jesus never got AIDS, because otherwise that would mean everybody has AIDS. And I just reminded myself of Team America.

12/7/2012 12:10:23 PM
#1479557
Mattiedef

I'm laughing so hard right now.

12/7/2012 12:17:27 PM
#1479558
anti-nonsense

ewwwwwww.

12/7/2012 12:19:08 PM
#1479634
Frostythesnowman

I read today that according to a 17th century Vatican librarian, G'zus'foreskin turned into the rings of Saturn. I find that easier to believe (if not swallow) than the suggestion that his platelets are infused in Fred Phelp's DNA.

12/7/2012 2:04:42 PM
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Hasan Prishtina

What group is it? I think we have a right to know.

12/7/2012 2:45:05 PM
#1479664
checkmate

the blood of jesus christ is in everything

At the atomic level and from a purely statistical point of view, that is correct. But everything also has atoms from Caesar, Shakespeare, Hitler, etc. in them too.

Totally inconsequential. Next please.

12/7/2012 2:52:43 PM
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