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[Well, vaccine needles aren't filled with Jesus cells and hospital equipment doesn't run on Jesus batteries.]

NO NO NO NO NO NO you are so wrong the blood of jesus christ is in everything

Bob, Y! answers 47 Comments [12/7/2012 7:31:52 AM]
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rallymodeller

That's VERY unhygenic.

12/7/2012 7:34:51 AM

Pikachukid

That's kinda disgusting...

but it does mean that my My Little Pony toys can be considered holy.

12/7/2012 7:34:56 AM

breakerslion

EEEEEW!

12/7/2012 7:44:28 AM

beehummingbird

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO it isn't.

12/7/2012 7:50:42 AM

xyz

That's actually kinda creepy.

12/7/2012 7:57:55 AM

Mister Spak

Is there a blood test for this?
Is the blood of Jesus in muslims?
In liberals?
In atheists?
In sodomites?
In Obama the Antichrist?

12/7/2012 8:03:22 AM

Leighton Buzzard

But that would mean everything was trayf!

12/7/2012 8:06:21 AM

myheadhurts

even poop?

12/7/2012 8:21:14 AM

Papabear

Well, get it out of my soup!

12/7/2012 8:25:02 AM

hera

Only if you drank the wine.

12/7/2012 8:29:50 AM

UHM

WE ARE ALL VAMPIRES!

12/7/2012 8:54:01 AM

dylanstrategie

Fails to understand his own religion : Case #30727931

Hey smartie, Jesus' blood is meant to be wine. As far as critical thinking goes, there isn't pure wine in anything else than a glass of wine, and there's certainly no ethanol (the alcool used in beverages like wine if I recall correctly) in blood transfusions or batteries

12/7/2012 8:55:42 AM

Paler_Face

the blood of jesus christ is in everything

Ew.

12/7/2012 8:59:55 AM

rubber chicken

In the Ebola virus ?
In my local sewage works ?
In street heroin ?
In China's nuclear arsenal ?
In the mind of a peadophile ?
In reality TV ?
In Satan ?

12/7/2012 9:24:44 AM

OhJohnNo

Well that's terrifying.

I don't want the blood of Jesus Christ to be in Nickelback.

12/7/2012 9:38:11 AM

John_in_Oz

This is why Jesus Christ is considered to be the number one serial killer suspect in the nation. His blood is found at the scene of every homicide.

12/7/2012 10:06:38 AM

Dr. Shrinker

So what was that "this is my blood..." business in the gospels? Or are you an evangelical who assumes that the gospels are just there as filler?

12/7/2012 10:16:29 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

"Cleanup on aisle three!"

12/7/2012 10:49:41 AM



ewwwwww

12/7/2012 11:42:15 AM

Zagen30

I hope Jesus never got AIDS, because otherwise that would mean everybody has AIDS. And I just reminded myself of Team America.

12/7/2012 12:10:23 PM

Mattiedef

I'm laughing so hard right now.

12/7/2012 12:17:27 PM

anti-nonsense

ewwwwwww.

12/7/2012 12:19:08 PM

Frostythesnowman

I read today that according to a 17th century Vatican librarian, G'zus'foreskin turned into the rings of Saturn. I find that easier to believe (if not swallow) than the suggestion that his platelets are infused in Fred Phelp's DNA.

12/7/2012 2:04:42 PM

Hasan Prishtina

What group is it? I think we have a right to know.

12/7/2012 2:45:05 PM

checkmate

the blood of jesus christ is in everything

At the atomic level and from a purely statistical point of view, that is correct. But everything also has atoms from Caesar, Shakespeare, Hitler, etc. in them too.

Totally inconsequential. Next please.

12/7/2012 2:52:43 PM
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