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I can only hope that Revolution II will start before our military becomes one that more rightfully belongs in the movie Idiocracy.

And, to my military compatriots, please remember that you’ve sworn allegiance to the Constitution, not to a stinky, smelly, sceptic t*rd currently oozing around the White House, a t*rd that did all he (it) could to null your vote.

Sooner or later, you’re going to be called to support your pledge.

Da Coyote, Free Republic 59 Comments [12/7/2012 9:29:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Seeker Lancer

Revolution II. Pretty sure that was the Civil War. Didn't work out then and they were far more organized than you saps.

"Isn't sedition illegal ?"

No, the sedition act was repealed in 1920. You're allowed to say whatever stupid thing you want.

12/13/2012 7:30:51 PM



There won't be a revolution. Even if somebody attempted to spark a revolt, you can bet it's going to get squashed quickly without contest. A massacre would be a better way to describe it. Even if the rebels were armed to the teeth, they would still be up against drones, bombers, battleships, tanks, and all of the other nice toys the military gets to play around with.

12/13/2012 8:41:58 PM

Sasha

I take it we agree that Da Coyote never served, yes?

12/13/2012 10:33:58 PM



They don't even pretend to want democracy anymore. It's kind of refreshing.

12/14/2012 5:39:54 AM

Jamaican Castle

You're absolutely right, Coyote, they did pledge* to uphold the Constitution, which lays out a scheme for periodically placing a new individual in the office of President through a method called "voting", in which they take the opinions of the public and then put the most popular person in the top seat, who is then afforded all the legitimacy of the role... and not to a particular individual.

Of course, it works out pretty similarly in most cases.

Also, did the government in Idiocracy have a military? I shudder to imagine it... would probably make the Munitorium look organized and efficient, not to mention level-headed.


* I've never done it, so I can't say if they make you pledge this when you join the military. I certainly would.

12/15/2012 12:34:52 AM

Steely

Hey! Liberals can use name-calling, too! How Amazing The World Is! (I see that fundamentalists only understand things if it's written with random capitalization)

1/17/2013 6:10:48 PM

Elia

*sad song on world's tiniest violin*

1/17/2013 8:21:11 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Revolution II?!? Are you imagining it would be like a video game?

1/17/2013 8:27:46 PM

Dr.Shrinker

"I can only hope that Revolution II will start before our military becomes one that more rightfully belongs in the movie Idiocracy."

- And when it does start you'll be on the first plane bound for Australia dressed as a nun, won't you Da Coyote?

2/2/2013 1:23:05 PM
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