"North Korean archaeologists “have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong,”
Now, don't tell me: said unicorn was purple, and had several stars on it's flank whose points added up to 42 (They Know!) [/Douglas Adams] Also, there were a lot of books found around the archeological site, methinks...?!
"Unicorn Lair"
Now why am I imagining Shining Armour - with sword in hoof - saving Princess Cadence from either Queen Chrysalis or King Sombra; also, the art style is that of Don Bluth...?! [/Early 80s Laserdisc arcade videogames] (*Nostalgia bomb goes off in brain*) X3
"Kim Jong Il, was born under a double rainbow"
...formed by the legendary North Korean Pegasus 'Chollima', a.k.a. Rainbow Dash.
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"and once stopped a blizzard"
Nah, that was actually the leaders of the Three Pony Castes - Earth, Pegasus & Unicorn - who fended off the Windigos.
...fuck me, Lauren Faust (Ponies & Blessings Upon Her) & co. certainly did their homework, when coming up with their scenario. Now, if only the KCNA could be more imaginative...?!
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The Bronies & Pegasisters out there certainly are.
@checkmate
Ah, but it's clearly not a filly (even though it looks like a grown-up version of Sweetie Belle), so where is it's Cutie Mark?! (j/k) ~_^ [/smartflank]
@Felix Wilde
"Juche!"
Gesundheit! X3
@Adrian
"On a side-note, the creature whose existence the Korean Central News Agency claims this "discovery" validates is probable the kirin, not the occidental unicorn."
Mayhaps their claim about a 'Unicorn' was completely Occidental?!
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Thank you, I'm here all montth (along with the Airirang Games). Try the apple & hay Kimchi! X3
[/Carrying a torch for FSTDT's previous resident punmeister, Carbonated Margarine]