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Sigh.
C'mon now bro.....do you really think, honestly that some mayan dude just invested like 2oo man hours to painstakingly collect crush, grind and mix pigments, just to depict some...I dunno....just some random crazy thought he cooked up in his own head.

Or was he ''guided'' the same way that musical stars and holly wood script writters of todays modern times are guided through a demonic process of automatic writting.

You have to start beliving in fallen beings with an I.Q of 1040
Not just in church when you go their but when you leave as well.

you need to start understanding that our spiritual enemies are real.

For all we know, this guy might have actually recorded a VERY REAL, VERY FRIGHTTING SPIRITUAL DEMONIC ENCOUNTER,
Or Possible witnessed it happen to someone else, or more probably his Lord or Ruler at that time.
Because every ruler THROUGH OUT HISTORY has ENCOUNTERS with these beings.

ACTRAISEROtto , CF 27 Comments [12/8/2012 5:37:21 AM]
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LAchlan

Drugs, mate. Drugs.

12/8/2012 6:16:06 AM



Sigh.
C'mon now bro.....do you straight-up think, honestly dat some mayan dude just invested like 2oo playa hours ta painstakingly collect crush, grind n' mix pigments, just ta depict some...I dunno....just some random crazy-ass thought he cooked up up in his own head.

Or was he ''guided'' tha same stupid-ass way dat musical stars n' holly wood script writtaz of todizzlez modern times is guided all up in a thugged-out demonic procesz of automatic writting.

Yo ass have ta start belivin up in fallen beings wit a I.Q of 1040
Not just up in church when you go they but when you leave as well.

you need ta start understandin dat our spiritual enemies is real.

For all our crazy-ass asses know, dis playa might have muthafuckin recorded a VERY REAL, VERY FRIGHTTING SPIRITUAL DEMONIC ENCOUNTER,
Or Possible witnessed it happen ta some muthafucka else, and mo' probably his Lord and Rula at dat time.
Because every last muthafuckin rula THROUGH OUT HISTORY has ENCOUNTERS wit these beings.

12/8/2012 6:29:58 AM

Ebon

The fuck are you talking about?

12/8/2012 6:44:20 AM

Matante

Have you ever talked to an artist? Any artist? Investing some 200 hours in a project is normal! That's what people do when they have "some random crazy thought" in their head, it's human!

12/8/2012 7:01:59 AM

Doubting Thomas

I have to laugh at the idea of Hollywood script writers being guided by demons. I know fundies think that Hollywood is totally evil, but they actually believe in evil boogeymen making otherwise normal scriptwriters write stuff that Christian fundies don't like.

12/8/2012 7:06:30 AM

SpukiKitty

"C'mon now bro.....do you really think, honestly that some mayan dude just invested like 2oo man hours to painstakingly collect crush, grind and mix pigments, just to depict some...I dunno....just some random crazy thought he cooked up in his own head.

Or was he ''guided'' the same way that musical stars and holly wood script writters of todays modern times are guided through a demonic process of automatic writting."

IT'S CALLED HUMAN CREATIVITY, YOU GOOFUS!

*someone creates an amazing piece of art, music or literature*
ZEALOT: "It's a WITCH! BUUUURRRNNNNN 'EEEEEMMMM!"


I do wonder about Fred Vogel & Tom Six, though...*bleehhh*

12/8/2012 7:25:57 AM

UHM

As a skeptic and aspiring screenwriter (<- that's what the profession is called folks), I feel doubly insulted by this.

Believe me man, 200 hours is nothing. Most screenwriters work 3-8 hours a day on script and that for several months. And no, weekends don't really exist for them. So let's say you have to work on one for 3 months each day 3 hours. That would give us: 3h*(3*30d)=270h. And that's just the first draft, before that you have to pitch the damn thing, outline and structure it, than come several rewrites (that can each take you weeks), than you go cast it, film it probably with on-set rewrites locking yourself in a room for 5 hours. Over all it takes about 2-3 years and several thousands hours or work. And let's not even get started on blank page bruiting.
God, I love/hate writing.

12/8/2012 7:30:47 AM

Mayhem

I'm surprised that Otto didn't rate the fallen beings' IQ at 666.

12/8/2012 8:07:58 AM

Hasan Prishtina

Poor old Otto, someone who will never understand what hard, creative work is about.

12/8/2012 9:13:17 AM

dylanstrategie

200 hours to collect pigments and draw with them ?

Sure...

12/8/2012 9:24:32 AM

Firewing

Leave it to the religious to condemn intellect and creativity, very human traits, as evil.

12/8/2012 10:09:58 AM

Mister Spak

"do you really think, honestly that some mayan dude just invested like 2oo man hours to painstakingly collect crush, grind and mix pigments, just to depict some...I dunno....just some random crazy thought he cooked up in his own head."

You fundies waste way more time than that, so a Mayan possibly could too.

12/8/2012 10:39:18 AM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis

This should be on CTSTDT. And no, not even the Maya themselves believe that bullshit. They've told their tradition for generations about their calendar and such as legends. The mesoamerican people looked at life as a cycle and a CIRCLE. When you reach one end you go for another round and so on. Also:


12/8/2012 10:49:01 AM

Alleyprowler

How much time do individual fundies invest in making up crazy new shit to be frightened of? It's got to take a bit of a run-up to work yourself into that kind of a froth.

12/8/2012 11:13:30 AM

Titania

que the Twilight Zone theme music.

12/8/2012 12:02:43 PM

Mech610

I love how this quote is already written in such broken English that our faux-ebonics troll #1479989 has so little to translate.

12/8/2012 3:04:40 PM

Old Viking

... some Mayan dude just invested like 200 hours to ... mix pigments ...

What else was there to do?

12/8/2012 3:51:04 PM

Violet Beauregarde

"...with an IQ of 1040..." Jealous? :p

12/8/2012 6:21:20 PM

Raised by Horses

200 hours? What is that, a week? Yeah, some huge time investment there. I couldn't think of anyone spending that kind of time on a creative project.

12/8/2012 7:24:42 PM

Sasha

Perhaps your argument would be more persuasive if you wrote on more than a fourth grade level. How many hours a week do you practice English?

12/8/2012 10:42:28 PM

Scorpius

The Crazy is strong in this one.

12/8/2012 11:29:15 PM



Huh?

12/9/2012 12:30:19 AM

Frogflayer

Having just read the original thread I am led to conclude that, given it looks like Otto's first posting and the somewhat humerous mis-spellings he indulges in, we have a Poe. Or in this case, as he's fishing and catching, a troll. A droll troll.
The whole thing is a fun read.

12/9/2012 2:42:29 AM

Pist

200 man hours? It's called cocaine.

12/9/2012 10:46:08 AM

Passerby

Would this make ANY more sense in context or am I better off not knowing?

12/10/2012 4:56:22 PM
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