African-Americans also clearly rejected fiscal conservatizzle up in 2012. They voted overwhelmingly fo' Obizzay n' turned up up in big-ass numbers cuz nuff felt dat a Republican victory would cut off tha supply of posse phaties. They do not care dat posse welfare destroyed tha Afro American gang n' thus condemned n' still condemns nuff of they youth ta perpetual unemployment n' prison. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They is buggin up on posse largesse n' view tha posse as they lord, provider, n' saviour. Clearly, continuin tha posse largesse is mo' blingin ta black Christians than supportin tha Biblical conceptz of marriage, tha family, n' opposin infanticizzle n' abortion â€" even when tha abortion of black babies has reached tha level of genocide.
12/8/2012 6:34:32 AM
Still crying becuase Obama got reelected, I see. And of course, it's all the fault of the 47% who won't "take personal responsibility and care for their lives".
12/8/2012 6:39:35 AM
"They do not care that government welfare destroyed the African American family"
No, it didn't. You just hate that your tax money prevents people starving because you're a fucking sociopath.
12/8/2012 6:41:41 AM
Filin De Blanc
Or, you know, they voted for Obama because they didn't want the President to be a guy who thinks that anyone who doesn't have a car elevator is a useless waste of space.
12/8/2012 6:47:04 AM
I see the lie of "blacks only voted for Obama because he's giving them free handouts" is not going to die any time soon. It's this mistaken idea which cost Mitt the election but now is apparently being spread around conservative circles as fact.
Ever think that the reason minorities rarely vote Republican is because the party offers absolutely nothing to them?
12/8/2012 6:50:43 AM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
Piss off, racist.
12/8/2012 7:03:43 AM
I, for one, (as a minority, the very minority this fool has chosen to denigrate) can see right through the dog-whistling of the conservatives. Armed with that knowledge, the choice is clear.
And I also see that kipling is dismayed that those whose minds are still enslaved by religion were not enough to project an effective illusion that Republicans weren't vehemently against minorities.
(P.S.: WTF is wrong with #1479995? Is his language program bugged?)
12/8/2012 7:30:32 AM
That lie is based on a belief that's been around for a long time. The John Birch Society was printing it in their publications back in the 1950's. They used it as justification for their racism. "Oh, no," they said, "We don't hate black and brown people because of their skin color. We simply don't approve of them living off of government programs paid for by honest, hard-working white people."
12/8/2012 8:17:12 AM
The Knight of Piñata
@Rabbit of Caerbannog
It's no use arguing with #1479995, I believe it's not even a person, due to how fast he comments on every new post. The text he posts is the link to the original posting run through http://www.gizoogle.net/
It doesn't take much to make an automated script to scan the link to the orignial fundie post, send a request to the website I posted, read the response text and post it here.
12/8/2012 8:18:51 AM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
@The Knight of Piñata
Ah, then hopefully the mods can handle this idiocy.
12/8/2012 8:41:52 AM
Perhaps, kipling, you can also explain why "deprivation from government goodies" made Asian-Americans vote overwhelmingly for Obama and how government welfare has destroyed the Asian-American family.
12/8/2012 9:21:44 AM
Sorry, but the old white boys club is losing power.
12/8/2012 9:22:57 AM
I swear, I feel like I heard something like this post when reading my History book, you know in the lines of "Black people should not be given any rights because they're too stupid to use them correctly"
12/8/2012 9:32:35 AM
Yeah, this fake ebonics thing is getting real old.
12/8/2012 10:19:43 AM
"They voted overwhelmingly for Obama and turned out in large numbers because many felt that a Republican victory would cut off the supply of government goodies."
The republic partys bedsheet boy base might have something to do with it too.
12/8/2012 10:34:42 AM
> continuing the government largesse is more important to black Christians than [...] opposing infanticide
Name one person who is in favour of infanticide. Seriously.
12/8/2012 11:40:54 AM
You know conservatives, if African-Americans are such a significant voting block now, maybe it would be wise to, you know, earn their respect rather than portraying them as lazy, baby-killing moochers.
12/8/2012 11:45:53 AM
There was not a single factual statement in that post.
12/8/2012 11:57:19 AM
Funny how welfare only destroys Black families and not the thousands of White families (often wives and children abandoned by their Christian husbands.)
12/8/2012 12:07:14 PM
I didn't vote for Obama because "a Republican victory would cut off the supply of government goodies", or because of similarities in race. I voted for him (twice) because he's not a homophobic, misogynistic, pro-war, apathetic ass-wipe, who believes that nearly half the nation is a bunch of moochers.
Just admit it: You hate the fact that there is a black man in the White House, and there isn't a thing you can do about it.
12/8/2012 12:08:00 PM
If I remember it correctly, 93% of African-Americans voted for Obama that day, but only 25% are on welfare. Tell me what's going on with these 68% of African-Americans that have a job, pay taxes and still didn't vote for your guy?
12/8/2012 1:08:51 PM
government welfare destroyed the African American family
Come on, get off that fence, say what you really want to say!
It was The Emancipation Proclamation that destroyed the African American family, right?
Emancipation took the niggies out of the security of White protection and caring, right? Slavery had them lazy darkies working, right? Without a master with a whip they just lie around waiting for handouts, right?
Come on, that's what you really mean, isn't it?
12/8/2012 3:59:14 PM
Raised by Horses
Translation: Why didn't more blacks vote for us? After everything we've done for them, like, um, er... WHY DIDN'T THEY VOTE FOR US!? WHY???
Protip: Jokes do not get funnier with repetition, especially ones that did not elicit laughs even the first time around.
12/8/2012 7:19:44 PM
Because insulting voters is a sure-fire way to win their support.
12/8/2012 10:52:22 PM
If you are wondering why your side lost, just read your own words.
12/9/2012 9:31:19 AM