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Advice for Netanyahu: 'Give war a chance'

A retired Army chaplain and expert on the Middle East says it is a mistake for Israel to continually agree to cease-fires whenever Palestinian terrorists launch rocket attacks against innocent Israelis.

Brigadier General Dr. James Hutchens (USA-Ret.) is a former chaplain who now serves as president of The JerUSAlem Connection. He says the same sad movie continues to play time and time again: Israel is attacked by Arab terrorists, they respond, and when they get the upper hand, they agree to a cease-fire demanded by the U.S., the U.N. and the E.U.

But Hutchens believes Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu should "give war a chance."

"There are those who have been advocating all along that there is a diplomatic solution to this, and I just don't believe it," Hutchens offers. "I don't think you can deter Jihadists. I don't think you can negotiate with them. They have to be defeated. There has to be a military solution -- Then you can talk about any diplomacy afterwards."

He asserts that peace will only come from the Prince of Peace.

"We're praying for the coming of the Messiah, for the return of Jesus," the former chaplain states. "He's the only one that can bring peace. When He comes, there's all kinds of havoc that's raised, and those who oppose Him cease to oppose."

Hutchens adds that the Bible is clear: a colossal clash between Israel and the surrounding peoples is coming.

Dr. James Hutchens, OneNewsNow 58 Comments [12/8/2012 5:42:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 35
WTF?! || meh

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D Laurier

Natanyahoo has been giving war a chance since the 1990s.

12/8/2012 6:05:22 AM

Filin De Blanc

The wingnut solution to everything seems to be "kill everyone".

12/8/2012 6:13:39 AM

Real shiznit fo' Netanyahu: 'Give war a cold-ass lil chizzle'

A retired Army chaplain n' expert on tha Middle Eastside says it aint nuthin but a mistake fo' Israel ta continually smoke ta cease-fires whenever Palestinian terroristz launch rocket attacks against innocent Israelis.

Brigadier General Dr. Jizzy Hutchens (USA-Ret.) be a gangbangin' former chaplain whoz ass now serves as prez of Da JerUSAlem Connection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude says tha same stupid-ass fucked up porno continues ta play time n' time again: Israel is beat down by Arab terrorists, they respond, n' when they git tha upper hand, they smoke ta a cold-ass lil cease-fire demanded by tha U.S., tha U.N. n' tha E.U.

But Hutchens believes Israeli Prime Minista Benjamin Netanyahu should "give war a cold-ass lil chizzle."

"There is em whoz ass done been advocatin all along dat there be a thugged-out diplomatic solution ta this, n' I just don't believe it," Hutchens offers. "I don't be thinkin you can deta Jihadists. I don't be thinkin you can negotiate wit them. They have ta be defeated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! There has ta be a military solution -- Then you can rap bout any diplomacy afterwards."

Dude assertz dat peace will only come from tha Pimp of Peace.

"We're prayin fo' tha comin of tha Messiah, fo' tha return of Jizzy," tha former chaplain states. "Hez tha only one dat can brang peace. When Dude comes, therez all kindz of havoc thatz raised, n' em whoz ass oppose Him cease ta oppose."

Hutchens addz dat tha Bizzle is clear: a cold-ass lil colossal clash between Israel n' tha surroundin gangstasz is coming.

12/8/2012 6:36:26 AM


Why is the fundie's first solution to everything always "kill everyone who's not like me"? These maniacs only want Israel to exist because it's required for their deranged death cult.

12/8/2012 6:40:23 AM

Doubting Thomas

He asserts that peace will only come from the Prince of Peace.

Obviously it's not going to come from his followers.

12/8/2012 6:47:29 AM


THe bible might well be clear, but it's also made fucking up!

12/8/2012 7:14:11 AM


"Hutchens adds that the Bible is clear: a colossal clash between Israel and the surrounding peoples is coming."

That's U.S. foreign policy concerning Israel in a nutshell. Fundies with power (U.S. Congress and Israeli parliament are the important ones; Hamas doesn't have nearly as much funding) are still perpetrating a lot of bloodshed in that region.

12/8/2012 7:28:36 AM

Hasan Prishtina

The greatest self-proclaimed "supporters" of Israel are people like this who are driven by a death cult and have no concern for the Israeli people except as a means of bringing about the conflagration they seek. The greatest self-proclaimed "supporters" of the Palestinians of Gaza are people like Ahmedinejad who are driven by a death cult and have no concern for the Palestinian people except as a means of bringing about the conflagration they seek.

The focus on expenditure of one side against the other is a red herring; assymetric war was, is and always will be far cheaper to wage than that by conventional armies and state bureaucracies.

12/8/2012 7:42:24 AM


I've come down to the conclusion that Far-Right/Zealot thinking is a manifestation of male insecurity & "who's got the biggest man-weenie".

Think about it:

* Authoritarianism.
* War & bloodlust at all cost.
* Anti-intellectualism.
* Anti-feminine/misogynistic/kyriarchal.
* Brawn over brains.
* Homophobia.
* Desire for dominance & control.

12/8/2012 8:02:12 AM



That's George Carlin's "Bigger Dick Theory".

"They have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM!!!"

12/8/2012 8:04:20 AM

Scrote Stoat

The fulfilment of prophecies are much less impressive if you actively try to make it happen?

12/8/2012 8:21:11 AM


Another fucking "grab an M-16" for Jesus moron.

12/8/2012 8:31:37 AM


War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

For some reason that popped into my head while reading this.

12/8/2012 9:09:05 AM


I hope Palestine gets the status of State before Israel launches a full-scale attack on them (because some random terrorists launched rockets at them) and proceeds to destroy the entire region and murder thousands of innocent citizens as a "fair payback" to around 10 civilian casualties

We were close to that just a few weeks back

12/8/2012 9:38:07 AM


This guy was a Brigadier General!? No wonder America can't win wars these days.

The "prince of peace" FFS!!

12/8/2012 9:44:40 AM



Okay, seriously, what's up with the dumb rewrites of everything?

Anyway, warmonger's an idiot looking for blood, no shock there.

12/8/2012 9:46:05 AM

Bad Wolf

Fighting for peace is about as effective as fucking for virginity.

12/8/2012 10:02:11 AM

Mister Spak

"He asserts that peace will only come from the Prince of Peace"

In the name of the prince of peace, give war a chance!

12/8/2012 10:33:07 AM


It sounds much like a "final solution". Heck! By keeping a substantial portion of their population in concentration camps, the Israelis are half way there.

12/8/2012 10:36:53 AM


Wow, this guy is a retired admiral with a doctorate. I sure hope the US government did not pay for his degree.

12/8/2012 11:51:28 AM


And I've got some advice for Netanyahu as well: "Give peace a chance."

12/8/2012 12:02:54 PM


And this is why, if we have to have chaplains in the military at all, they should be thoroughly vetted by psychologists and be tossed out the second they express any political opinion.

12/8/2012 12:05:00 PM


What qualifications does he have to be called an "expert on the Middle East"? Frankly, this asshole is damn ignorant.

12/8/2012 12:46:19 PM


You know, if Israeli officials and Palestinian terrorists would only kill each other this wouldn't be such a big problem.

But what you have are two sides equally engaging in terrorism, one side you just don't call terrorists because they have been hired by a state and are your friends. I don't like the violence from either side. You have fundies on the one side abusing children with bombs around their bodies, on the other side you fundies abusing kids sending them into battle with amo strapped around their bodies. On the one side you have people blowing up discos, on the other hand you have people shooting into living areas.

What is it that reduces the discourse of American action towards Israel all the way from "We have to support them at all costs. They are our friends" all the way to "We have to support them at all costs. They are our friends"? Is it Jewish-Catholic guilt for not doing anything during the day of Nazi Germany? FFS, Germany isn't even this pro-Israel - FFS, not even Israel is that pro-Israel. Israel doesn't need your help anymore, they are all grown up now, the may still act like 5-year olds in kindegarten, but they have a mean left hook. Now lets treat them like any other country in the international community and let the other one punish them if they fuck up.

12/8/2012 1:28:57 PM


Abraham should have had fewer sons.

12/8/2012 1:29:21 PM
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