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#1479955
D Laurier
Natanyahoo has been giving war a chance since the 1990s.
12/8/2012 6:05:22 AM
#1479965
Filin De Blanc
The wingnut solution to everything seems to be "kill everyone".
12/8/2012 6:13:39 AM
#1479997
Real shiznit fo' Netanyahu: 'Give war a cold-ass lil chizzle'
A retired Army chaplain n' expert on tha Middle Eastside says it aint nuthin but a mistake fo' Israel ta continually smoke ta cease-fires whenever Palestinian terroristz launch rocket attacks against innocent Israelis.
Brigadier General Dr. Jizzy Hutchens (USA-Ret.) be a gangbangin' former chaplain whoz ass now serves as prez of Da JerUSAlem Connection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude says tha same stupid-ass fucked up porno continues ta play time n' time again: Israel is beat down by Arab terrorists, they respond, n' when they git tha upper hand, they smoke ta a cold-ass lil cease-fire demanded by tha U.S., tha U.N. n' tha E.U.
But Hutchens believes Israeli Prime Minista Benjamin Netanyahu should "give war a cold-ass lil chizzle."
"There is em whoz ass done been advocatin all along dat there be a thugged-out diplomatic solution ta this, n' I just don't believe it," Hutchens offers. "I don't be thinkin you can deta Jihadists. I don't be thinkin you can negotiate wit them. They have ta be defeated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! There has ta be a military solution -- Then you can rap bout any diplomacy afterwards."
Dude assertz dat peace will only come from tha Pimp of Peace.
"We're prayin fo' tha comin of tha Messiah, fo' tha return of Jizzy," tha former chaplain states. "Hez tha only one dat can brang peace. When Dude comes, therez all kindz of havoc thatz raised, n' em whoz ass oppose Him cease ta oppose."
Hutchens addz dat tha Bizzle is clear: a cold-ass lil colossal clash between Israel n' tha surroundin gangstasz is coming.
12/8/2012 6:36:26 AM
#1480002
Ebon
Why is the fundie's first solution to everything always "kill everyone who's not like me"? These maniacs only want Israel to exist because it's required for their deranged death cult.
12/8/2012 6:40:23 AM
#1480014
Doubting Thomas
He asserts that peace will only come from the Prince of Peace.
Obviously it's not going to come from his followers.
12/8/2012 6:47:29 AM
#1480034
LAchlan
THe bible might well be clear, but it's also made fucking up!
12/8/2012 7:14:11 AM
#1480046
Ironchew
"Hutchens adds that the Bible is clear: a colossal clash between Israel and the surrounding peoples is coming."
That's U.S. foreign policy concerning Israel in a nutshell. Fundies with power (U.S. Congress and Israeli parliament are the important ones; Hamas doesn't have nearly as much funding) are still perpetrating a lot of bloodshed in that region.
12/8/2012 7:28:36 AM
#1480053
Hasan Prishtina
The greatest self-proclaimed "supporters" of Israel are people like this who are driven by a death cult and have no concern for the Israeli people except as a means of bringing about the conflagration they seek. The greatest self-proclaimed "supporters" of the Palestinians of Gaza are people like Ahmedinejad who are driven by a death cult and have no concern for the Palestinian people except as a means of bringing about the conflagration they seek.
The focus on expenditure of one side against the other is a red herring; assymetric war was, is and always will be far cheaper to wage than that by conventional armies and state bureaucracies.
12/8/2012 7:42:24 AM
#1480062
SpukiKittyI've come down to the conclusion that Far-Right/Zealot thinking is a manifestation of male insecurity & "who's got the biggest man-weenie".
Think about it:
* Authoritarianism.
* War & bloodlust at all cost.
* Anti-intellectualism.
* Anti-feminine/misogynistic/kyriarchal.
* Brawn over brains.
* Homophobia.
* Desire for dominance & control.
12/8/2012 8:02:12 AM
#1480064
Mayhem
@SpukiKitty:
That's George Carlin's "Bigger Dick Theory".
"They have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM!!!"
12/8/2012 8:04:20 AM
#1480077
Scrote Stoat
The fulfilment of prophecies are much less impressive if you actively try to make it happen?
12/8/2012 8:21:11 AM
#1480082
Alencon
Another fucking "grab an M-16" for Jesus moron.
12/8/2012 8:31:37 AM
#1480108
LDM
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
For some reason that popped into my head while reading this.
12/8/2012 9:09:05 AM
#1480129
dylanstrategie
I hope Palestine gets the status of State before Israel launches a full-scale attack on them (because some random terrorists launched rockets at them) and proceeds to destroy the entire region and murder thousands of innocent citizens as a "fair payback" to around 10 civilian casualties
We were close to that just a few weeks back
12/8/2012 9:38:07 AM
#1480130
Frank
This guy was a Brigadier General!? No wonder America can't win wars these days.
The "prince of peace" FFS!!
12/8/2012 9:44:40 AM
#1480131
Lizuka
@1479997
Okay, seriously, what's up with the dumb rewrites of everything?
Anyway, warmonger's an idiot looking for blood, no shock there.
12/8/2012 9:46:05 AM
#1480145
Bad Wolf
Fighting for peace is about as effective as fucking for virginity.
12/8/2012 10:02:11 AM
#1480156
Mister Spak
"He asserts that peace will only come from the Prince of Peace"
In the name of the prince of peace, give war a chance!
12/8/2012 10:33:07 AM
#1480160
pete
It sounds much like a "final solution". Heck! By keeping a substantial portion of their population in concentration camps, the Israelis are half way there.
12/8/2012 10:36:53 AM
#1480190
Titania
Wow, this guy is a retired admiral with a doctorate. I sure hope the US government did not pay for his degree.
12/8/2012 11:51:28 AM
#1480201
xyz
And I've got some advice for Netanyahu as well: "Give peace a chance."
12/8/2012 12:02:54 PM
#1480204
nazani14
And this is why, if we have to have chaplains in the military at all, they should be thoroughly vetted by psychologists and be tossed out the second they express any political opinion.
12/8/2012 12:05:00 PM
#1480238
AbsurdONE
What qualifications does he have to be called an "expert on the Middle East"? Frankly, this asshole is damn ignorant.
12/8/2012 12:46:19 PM
#1480269
UHM
You know, if Israeli officials and Palestinian terrorists would only kill each other this wouldn't be such a big problem.
But what you have are two sides equally engaging in terrorism, one side you just don't call terrorists because they have been hired by a state and are your friends. I don't like the violence from either side. You have fundies on the one side abusing children with bombs around their bodies, on the other side you fundies abusing kids sending them into battle with amo strapped around their bodies. On the one side you have people blowing up discos, on the other hand you have people shooting into living areas.
What is it that reduces the discourse of American action towards Israel all the way from "We have to support them at all costs. They are our friends" all the way to "We have to support them at all costs. They are our friends"? Is it Jewish-Catholic guilt for not doing anything during the day of Nazi Germany? FFS, Germany isn't even this pro-Israel - FFS, not even Israel is that pro-Israel. Israel doesn't need your help anymore, they are all grown up now, the may still act like 5-year olds in kindegarten, but they have a mean left hook. Now lets treat them like any other country in the international community and let the other one punish them if they fuck up.
12/8/2012 1:28:57 PM
#1480270
myheadhurts
Abraham should have had fewer sons.
12/8/2012 1:29:21 PM
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