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No true Christian should ever be surprised by the godless actions of our wicked culture which is simply the Western Civilization expression of Satan's world system. This same culture that disrespects the Creator-endowed distinctions in the roles and functions of men and women in the family, church and government (for example, by disrespecting its precious daughters by allowing them to serve in the military) is the same culture that disrespects the Creator-endowed distinctiveness and exclusivity of marriage.

Wake up Christians and read your Bibles without the egalitarian, Western Civilization, 21st-century, evolutionistic bias taught you by this godless culture. Take the message of your Bibles literally because it is still fully relevant today. Don't explain its precepts away by simply saying "Things are done differently now." Things are done differently now because we have departed from thinking and acting biblically. We must get back to the Bible. Start now with you and then begin to prayerfully influence your family and those around you.


Dr. JT, OneNewsNow 44 Comments [12/8/2012 6:00:17 PM]
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Auggziliary

Precious daughters? Fuck that's creepy.
No one is forcing them into the military, the are given the CHOICE. By taking away that choice you are basically telling them that they are too weak for something they can certainly do.

12/8/2012 6:20:23 PM

Filin De Blanc

Sons are apparently completely expendable.

12/8/2012 6:22:59 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Egalitarianism is an essential part of human freedom. The study of evolution has produced innumerable tangible benefits for humanity. And you, who obviously take freedom and scientific benefits for granted, want to drag us back into a mode of thinking that is antithetical to both freedom and scientific achievement.

Its a tough call but I think I'll say no thanks Doc.

12/8/2012 6:24:30 PM

J.T.

Please stop using my initials. You're making me (and the rest of modern society) look bad.

12/8/2012 6:46:12 PM

Adrian

"No true Christian should ever be surprised by the godless actions of our wicked culture which is simply the Western Civilization expression of Satan's world system. This same culture that disrespects the Creator-endowed distinctions in the roles and functions of men and women in the family, church and government (for example, by disrespecting its precious daughters by allowing them to serve in the military) is the same culture that disrespects the Creator-endowed distinctiveness and exclusivity of marriage."

Sooo, more freedom/career opportunities = disrespect? And if that "Creator" is so pissed off that we're improving marriage, he's welcome to come and explain why we should give a fuck about his opinion.

"Wake up Christians and read your Bibles without the egalitarian, Western Civilization, 21st-century, evolutionistic bias taught you by this godless culture."

So you admit that your holy text is anti equality, anti justice, anti modernity and anti science?

"Take the message of your Bibles literally because it is still fully relevant today. Don't explain its precepts away by simply saying "Things are done differently now." "

So next time you get seriously ill, just sacrifice a dove or pray the disease away, no modern meds for you.

"Things are done differently now because we have departed from thinking and acting biblically."

And it has done us a world of good.

"We must get back to the Bible."

Why? Seriously, that's equivalent to saying that we should forget all toilet training and go back to diapers.

"Start now with you and then begin to prayerfully influence your family and those around you."

"Prayerfully" isn't a word, ya nimrod! >_<

Also:



(Well, if you're loud/obnoxious enough about your praying you may manage to achieve one thing: alienating the people around you)

12/8/2012 6:49:57 PM

Arctic Knight

It is disrespecting them by allowing them to do something they want to do, something they are not forced to do, something they volunteer to do?

Maybe we should show our respect by mandating that every woman serve in the military and imprison those who refuse. Come to think of it, with the way Xians are so set on controlling their women, maybe that is what you had in mind.

12/8/2012 7:09:11 PM

Raised by Horses

@Auggziliary

Well, at least he's not blathering about precious bodily fluids.

Yet.

12/8/2012 7:09:37 PM

tjonp

"Don't explain its precepts away by simply saying "Things are done differently now." "

So, should we reinstate slavery?

12/8/2012 7:23:48 PM

John_in_Oz

Have you sold all your possessions and given the money to the poor?

12/8/2012 7:34:49 PM

BrianX

I've seen something like this before -- Santorum or one of his fellow travelers saying something about coercing women into believing they control their bodies. It's logical underpants gnomery twisted into a Moebius strip.

12/8/2012 10:19:58 PM

J. James

"Things are done differently now because we have departed from thinking and acting biblically"

Slavery. Racism. Genocide. Slaughter. Misogyny. Monarchy. Savagery. Superstition. Evil. Infanticide. Rape. Abuse.

That is all.

12/8/2012 10:20:55 PM

freako104

I've met women who are military. They are stronger than you "Dr." JT

12/8/2012 10:28:03 PM

Sasha

Keep talking like this, and the number of "True Christians" will continue to dwindle. Thanks for the help.

12/8/2012 10:38:30 PM

Thinking Allowed

Oh, so you really have no problems with not eating shellfish, not wearing that poly-cotton shirt, selling your daughter into slavery.

12/8/2012 10:39:37 PM



Ah, good (NOT) old patriarchy. MRAs blame feminists for this crap, but it's idiots like this who are to blame.

12/8/2012 11:38:51 PM

solomongrundy

Take the message of your Bibles literally because it is still fully relevant today. Don't explain its precepts away by simply saying "Things are done differently now." Things are done differently now because we have departed from thinking and acting biblically. We must get back to the Bible

Exodus 21:20 And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished.
Exodus 21:21 Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

No thanks.

12/9/2012 3:40:41 AM

Doom Nugget

No true Christian...

As soon as you see those words, you know the rest of the statement is going to be filled with painfully ignorant gibberish.

12/9/2012 4:02:30 AM

Richard T

Rats - so that's the bacon sandwiches and prawn cocktails out the window then?

12/9/2012 4:02:56 AM

Tempus

If you oppose egalitarianism, you also oppose the notion that anyone, male or female, has any right to autonomy over their own lives, and that society should be ruled by some sort of class of elites.

Fuck you.

12/9/2012 4:58:57 AM

Reynardine

Sometimes I wish these people who "hate the world" would just take themselves out of it, instead of screwing it up for the rest of us.

12/9/2012 5:27:08 AM



[emphasis added]

No true Christian should ever be surprised by tha godless actionz of our wicked culture which is simply tha Westsideside Civilization expression of Satanz ghetto system. This same stupid-ass culture dat disrespectz tha Creator-endowed distinctions up in tha rolez n' functionz of pimps n' dem hoes up in tha family, church n' posse (for example, by disrespectin itz precious daughtas by allowin em ta serve up in tha military) is tha same stupid-ass culture dat disrespectz tha Creator-endowed distinctivenizz n' exclusivitizzle of marriage.

Wake up Christians n' read yo' Bizzlez without tha egalitarian, Westsideside Civilization, 21st-century, evolutionistic bias taught you by dis godless culture. Take tha message of yo' Bizzlez literally cuz it aint nuthin but still straight-up relevant todizzle. Don't explain itz preceptz away by simply sayin "Things is done differently now, nahmeean?" Things is done differently now cuz our crazy-ass asses have departed from thankin n' actin biblically. Our thugged-out asses must git back ta tha Bizzle. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Start now wit you n' then begin ta prayerfully influence yo' gang n' em around yo thugged-out ass.

12/9/2012 5:28:16 AM

Firthy2002

Anyone who opposes egalitarianism is not worthy of respect.

12/9/2012 5:45:36 AM

Doubting Thomas

How the hell do you disrespect someone by giving them the freedom to do something?

Must be a fundie thing: FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.

12/9/2012 7:11:30 AM

KittyKaboom

@ the person who keeps rewriting everything in ebonics:

I laughed my ass off. Thank you for that excellent start to my day. I do wish you'd come over and help me wipe the coffee off my computer screen, though. I spewed.

12/9/2012 7:54:50 AM



"disrespecting its precious daughters by allowing them to serve in the military"

"We must get back to the Bible."

So, Dr. JT hasn't read the stories of Deborah, Jael, Judith...

12/9/2012 8:30:57 AM
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